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by trevman
3-19-04
im telling you officer im not stoned man,i seen santa on this plane
man i wish i knew where theze crazy bastards got theyre pills, id get sooooooooo toasted.........well i better go look for santa
HAS ANYONE SEEN ASANTA LOOK ALIKE..........................................oh shit
that hippie was pointing at me
ha ha ha

 

by trevman
3-19-04
and the landlady said YEH YEH YEH
oooooooo hes soooooooo like a woman
STOP SHOUTING
YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by trevman
3-25-04
some where in two verry lonley bedrooms
how may blodes does it take to change a light bulb
i have no idea
4 blondes! two to change the bulb one to pull the switch and one to call for an ambulance and a brunet to take over the call in case the blode starts flirting with the operator
i dont get it

 

by trevman
3-25-04
hey big boy wanna try only 50 gets you whatever you want
my child dont you know that your body is sacred and is the temple of god,you shouldnt just let anyone in the temple you shoyuldnt abuse gods gifts for personal gain
baby you should teel that to her
who my child?
oh her
hit me baby one more time ...................................i shag record company bosses

 

by trevman
3-25-04
this is the best fucking news programme in the world ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo swirly wirly saddam on flying pigs oooooooooooooooooo

 

by trevman
3-25-04
after the oscars mel gibson has a chat with britney spears
hey britney lets go in this baer for a drink
ok but no drug or sex
a few drinx later
whats happening whostouching me is that a flashlight mr gibson?
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
10 years later in the mcdonalds where she now works
im sorry britny claire spears gibson but if your father hadnt ran off with a 21 year old super model we could afford the pony but since thats not going to happen and since iv had 4 children and cant y
your such a fucking bitch mom no wonder my dad mel gibson left ya

 

by trevman
3-25-04
i bring a message of grave warning britney,here lie some of the worlds greatest celeberities
come on man my music isnt that bad
i never said it was britneyyyy but i took mr elvis cos he refused to give me some and jhon lennon
hey man if thats all you wanted why didnt you just show me your car? or turn up dressed as a a seedy millionaire
ok, is this better?
oh close enough quick get in the bushes

 

by trevman
3-26-04
one day the mad hippy accidently dropped a few acid pills in his pets food
hey man i wonder what hes putting in our foooooooood
fuck only knows ........................have you done something to your hair baby you look good
heres the way the dog sees things
i look good? baby i had no idea you were soooooooo athletic
you crazy fucking bitch open your legs and il show you athletic
and from the cats point of veiw
hey babey your sooooooooooooooooooo sporty yeh man keep danceing oh baby you dance like an angel do you hump like you dance
yeh whatever you crazy fucker just bend over

 

by trevman
3-26-04
in the horny twins bedroom room
aoh yehhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh
yes yes yes
oh my gooooooooodddddddddd
oh my god sis this so much f-f-f- funnnn , oh my god sis your screaming is it that good?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no you dont understan..........iv grown a cock ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh my god me too ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hey mines bigger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by trevman
3-30-04
help man me and gene were in the bushes ..........you know? when we were attacked by a huge snake we cant find him anywhere
yeh theyre clever little fuckers arent they well its not on your chest turn around
well do you see him............................................yeh ok il make sure genes dressed
no nothing you better take me to gene
yo gene babes are you dressed?
yeh baby just lket me put my pants on

 

by trevman
3-30-04
like im sooooo bored
hey dude like wheres the point in like sitting on things like saying your bored when you can like get a job like me
you mean some silly fuck actually employed you
o yehhhh dude like i make like easy money man! IN ADVERTISING
yeh so like what do you do?............................................................................il pass
like i stand outside the sex store with a huge inflatable penis on my head i get payed like 2 bux an hour man

 

by trevman
3-31-04
CROWD OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHS AND AHHHHHHHHHHHS
ladys and gentlemen id like to welcome you all to the castle comexdy clubs GRAND OPENING!!! tonight youl have the verry best of stand up comic genius
CROWD LAUGHS THEIR ASSES OFF
ladys and gentlemen iv just been informed via my in ear comunications device that you will not be experience the verry bvest in stand up comic genius, im also that im a dick
CROWD LAUGH TILL THEY SHIT THEMSELVES
yeh you to ass hole yeh so fire my sorry ass.......i dont give a shit man i enjoyed mcdonalds well tell him to shove it THANK YOU LADYS AND GENTLEMEN

 

by trevman
4-05-04
im gonna kill the bastard who sold me this shit acid
yo im the one who sold you the shit acid, man lets take a trip
who the fuck are you and what happned to the talking horse and why are we in the fucking desert
im a figurement of your own heluceingenic imagineation, i bring you more acid
now what the fuck am i ding in a jail house
you killed 3 people last night stoned off your head on the strongest form of acid ever created, your dealer was found shot 5 times and a road cone up his ass your going away for a long time acid bear

 

by trevman
4-26-04
put your motherfucking hands up and give me the mother fucking deportiliser or il blow blow your motherfucking brains out
this isnt a spike lee movie
oh so your a clever little mother fucker huh?
do you have to use all this profanity?
oh you little cock sucking mother fucker your going to die you hera that? you litlle cock sucking mother fucker
you know what? YOUR RIGHT! i am a mother fucker cos iv had your mother oooooooo i fucked her good , but i dont remember her haveing a cock!

 

by trevman
10-20-04
are you a chick?
..............................yes......................yes i am...................my place or yours?

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