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by truant_shinobi
7-08-07
Corporal!
Yessir?
Spank my booty raw!
....

 

Oh. You're still alive?
Not really...
by truant_shinobi, 7-08-07

 

by truant_shinobi
7-08-07
As the Evil Robot Armada draws closer to Earth...
Damn it, Corporal! Where's my coffee?!
I'm afraid you drank the last pot, sir.
Then let invasion of Earth begin!
Horray!
Right after I take a reeeeeally long whizz.
Shouldn't you be doing that in the bathroom?

 

by truant_shinobi
7-08-07
Alright, we've boarded up all the doors and windows from the rabid jahovas witnesses. Now what?
I dunno.
...Ouch.
OMG! What did you do that for?
Seemed like a good idea at the time...

 

Greg?
Anthony?
by truant_shinobi, 7-08-07

 

Even Death can lose to a kickass paramedic...
Aw man, but you almost had him! Totally!
Seriously, shut up.
by truant_shinobi, 7-08-07

 

So I named my balls "Belle" and "Sebastian."
Mmm.
by truant_shinobi, 7-08-07

 

by truant_shinobi
7-08-07
While the Evil Robot Armada prepares for the attack...
The Major's been riding me pretty hard lately...
Haha! You're his bitch!
You don't have to rub it in.
Aww. The bitch wants to bitch about his bitchy bitchness. What a beeotch.
I'm your superior, aren't I?
.... Aw, shit.

 

Down in the ship's engine room...
WELCOME TO HELL, MAGGOT! MUAHAHAHA!!!
by truant_shinobi, 7-08-07

 

by truant_shinobi
7-08-07
It was day like any other day in this decrepit little town. Dark and humid, with the faint stench of bad liquor.
And it was never a good day when I woke up to that phone call. You know the one. When your gut is telling you to stay in bed, but you get up anyway.
Been a while, Ferguson.
Locke.
And that feeling just gets worse the later the day gets...
I see you're still fat.
I see you're still impotent.

 

by truant_shinobi
7-09-07
So what have we got?
Double homicide, a possible suicide, and we found traces of pesticide.
Makes me feel tingly inside.
I bet it does.
You broke the flow, Ferguson.
I'm not much for rap.

 

by truant_shinobi
7-11-07
Any witnesses?
Chief's already got someone on it. What are you doing here anyway?
Someone called in for a favor.
Oh, like your mom did last night.
My mother's dead, Ferguson.
No wonder she was so quiet.

 

by truant_shinobi
7-11-07
Chief's gonna bust your balls open if you tamper with the scene.
Right...
It was gonna be one of those days. A day where you can't control the amount of trouble you get yourself in, no matter how hard you try.
But for some reason, I've never been too good at listening to my gut...

 

by truant_shinobi
7-11-07
I've seen a lot of things on the job. Things that have made me question the value of human life... and my own.
From the time we're born, does our value decrease? By trying to serve and protect, is my value increased?
Through action, we determine our worth as individuals. So by ignoring what my gut tells me, am I staying worthy to those I care about?

 

by truant_shinobi
7-22-07
I thought I had something profound to say here.
For what purpose does existance hold without metacognition?
Mayhaps there was anything profound to begin with...

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