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by tryclide
6-04-03
this is my first cartoon
question the is that be to not or be to
what the hell are you doing?
backwards speaking am i today!
you are speaking backwards?
not very good is it?
up hell the shut
now thats just nasty.

 

by tryclide
6-04-03
something is amiss at the factory!
what the hell?
wa ha ha!!! kill!!
Hey bill! just a minute ago their was a squirel with an axe wearing a nappie running through here!
what are you talking about? youre crazy!!
the moral is: THERE IS NO MORAL
dont blame me when the evil squirrel gets you!
didnt i tell you to lay off the crude oil?!

 

by tryclide
6-04-03
bill shows bob a video
Ah!
and that is why crude oil is bad
that was good!
so, did you understand what it means?
yes i did! i it means we should give the squirrel some crude oil!
I give up!!

 

by tryclide
6-04-03
someone set us up the bomb!!
huh?
all your base are belong to us!!
isnt it a bit late to be getting into all your base?
for great justice?
shut up.

 

by tryclide
6-04-03
confrontation!
we will crush all infidels!
neep neep!
fear!
......
.....
neep!
twat
?

 

by tryclide
6-04-03
no one feels like talking
....
....
isnt this where you say something realy stupid so I can humiliate you?
i dont feel like it.
and hows that going to work as a joke?
shut up.

 

by tryclide
6-04-03
ohh.. alcahol is not a freind of mine..
someone threw out a perfectly good stick man!
can we keep him bill?
i dont live with you dumbass! its up to you if you keep him!
you are my new best freind!
what the hell is going on??

 

by tryclide
6-04-03
the grim reaper and satan are arguing...
i am considerably more evil than thou!
NO, i Am cOnSIdErAblY MoRe EvIl ThAn THoU!
talking in weird capitals doesent make you sound scary you know.
buT DoEs taLKiNg In A StUpid Deep vOicE? I ThInK NOt!
it works for lilly savage.
FAIr EnoUgH.

 

by tryclide
6-05-03
you dont realy look like the devil.
what?
come on, show me your true form!
my real forms a bit weird!
oh dear god...

 

by tryclide
6-05-03
I dont belive it!
You stupid boy!
where's my washboard?
Hallo deeev!!
Say it then! BO SELECTA!!
screw you guys, im going home.

 

by tryclide
6-05-03
how about some of this wacky tobacky man?
what the hell, u only live once.
woah man! are you allright!
trfgtrfdrbdrtgftyr rqobfsygegd gygwushjwu sjwujsuehdy!!!!!!!
maybye we need to get you to a doctor..
where am I?? I dont even Exist!! This Is all your fault robot!!

 

by tryclide
6-05-03
Robot? what are you talikng about?
clown.. robot.. rabbit.. whats the difference?
listen guy, i need you to be cool.. the ambulance will be here any minute!!
cant you read?
back in reality, the ambulance has finally arrived.
he's over here guys!
fygfyrgfyrgfyrhy!! yhfrhfyh!! ydyhryhf!!

 

by tryclide
6-05-03
yes, it was all a story made up by a made up guy. made up by me. obviously.
and the kid was taken to hospital. he grassed ont he hippie, who went to rehab.
the moral of the story is that hippies suck. their music may still be good today, but they are a complete bunch of twats.
ha! dont say i never tought you anything.
on a lighter note, weed doesent realy make u trip like the guy in the story. its only known side effect is that it can make you paranoid after prolonged use. and it has the same risks as normal fags.

 

by tryclide
6-06-03
*five years later*
Aha! so i have finaly found you!!
oh sh- i mean, peace man!!
i thought the other ending ws shite, so here is one..
im gonna kill you motherfucker!!
...with added violence!
oAh!! Oww!!
bitch.

 

by tryclide
6-06-03
you know that robot bill? he's a complete asshole.
what makes you say that?
he posted porn on the forum...
so?
it was TOMB RAIDER PORN!!
ARGHHHH!!!!

 

by tryclide
6-06-03
If you dont go on GR forum you wont get this one.
f**k!
Locked.
GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!!
Locked.
not like its funny anyway.
Locked.
Locked.

 

by tryclide
6-06-03
will you kids stop kicking that ball against my wall! Youre going to knock it down!!
Hmm.. how can I deal with this Old coot?
Ahh! Im Caling the police now!!
But I though we were just having a freindly chat!
Adam T. helped me do this one. nice one ad!
and how would you describe this man?
well, he had long hair, he was skinny, he was a hundred feet tall, and he had no arms. and he was asian.

 

by tryclide
6-06-03
how to deal with stupid old women...
mur mur mur mur..
well..?
fuck that shit, lets just kill her.
thats just wishful thinking.

 

by tryclide
6-07-03
Will you just print?!!
no.
why not?
you havent done something.
what!?
im not telling.

 

by tryclide
6-26-03
so, whats up today?
dont ask me, im napolean
im sure ive heard that somewhere before..
dont ask me, im napolean!
you stole cows catchphrase! that is NOT cool.
huh?

 

by tryclide
6-26-03
i represent cow and duck cartoons, and im here to notify you that you are being sued for theft of a catchphrase.
huh?
I'll see you in court.
huh?
this is not good....

 

by tryclide
6-26-03
due to budget cuts after the lawsuit, ive had to replace bill and bob with some cheaper models.
whir click click beeep
buzzzzz
you are malfunctioning. you must be dismantled.
incorrect. I am functioning within normal paramaters. It is you who is malfunctioning.
this program has performed an Illegal operation and will be shut down.
zelda is a very important game for nintendo.

 

by tryclide
6-29-03
its a me, mario!! nintendo has decided to give me a more adult image, so in this a- cartoon, their's a- gonna be explicit language and gore!
bin-a laden you son of a beech! you's a- gonna f**king pay for what a- you f**king did!
you will f**king pay for your f**king meddling mario, you bastard!
SUPER BEECH SMASH!!!
mother f**cker!!!

 

by tryclide
6-29-03
ranger has infiltrated the laboratory of "the shady corporation ltd" to put a stop to their schemes.
now, all i have to do is.. oh shit, ive been spotted!
huh!?
im outa here!
this is unit 733, we have a... um.. a thingy.
*radio* roger unit 733, what the heck is a thingy?
you know, a thingy! do I have to draw you a diagram??

 

by tryclide
6-29-03
I cant remember what its called...
youre a dick.
shut up! its when someone enters without permision..
a rapist?
NO!!

 

by tryclide
6-30-03
lets do.. MIB.
here comes the spack attack!!
nugh nuugh nuugh nugh nuugh nuuugh!! woo!

 

by tryclide
7-13-03
last episode wasnt very sucsessful, so we've installed "windows comedy" to spice things up a bit.
Loading.. please wait.
error 324.... shutting down.
say. did you hear the one about the dog with no nose?
........reebooting........
oh bugger...
terrible! Ha! Ha! Ha!
command not understood.

 

by tryclide
7-13-03
Five.. four...
three tampons walk down the street..
invalid command name.
elsewhere
Three.. two..
ONE!!!

 

by tryclide
7-22-03
ive shown you my true form, now you show me yours.
this IS my real form, but..
this form is just much more me.
oh dear god....

 

by tryclide
7-24-03
ive got something to tell you.
?
Im giving up reaping..
WHAT!?!?
Im going to spend the rest of my life being a normal monkey.
will you stop doing that!!!!

 

by tryclide
7-24-03
satan arrives in heaven to ask a favor of an old freind.
sorry to bother ya like this, but their is something that needs to be sorted.
you are always welcome here my child.
some time later
..so there will be no one to reap the souls of the dead!
dont worry, i will sort this out soon enough.
great. anyway, why are you still up on the cross?
well, I was gonna have it burned, but its become kind of a trademark..

 

by tryclide
7-24-03
please come back to reaping!!
no.
Please!!
no!
p-p-p-please!!
no!!!!

 

by tryclide
7-24-03
....
...
phew, looks like ive finally lost him.
Pretty please!!
ARGHHH!!

 

by tryclide
7-24-03
sorry about this, but i realy cant be arsed anymore.

 

by tryclide
7-24-03
first our world was a swirling ball of fire and crap
then came the ice age
then the dark ages.
who's that?
who's who??

 

by tryclide
7-24-03
i say old boy, that last cartoon had rather a lot of inconcistencies!
like?
well, it woul be rather silly for a snowman to exist in the ice ages, where their was no one to make one, let alone put a scarf and a carrot on it.
and the dark ages merely is a reference too how little we know of know of that period because of the lack of written evidence.
and the fact that you are a talking dinosour with a posh accent drinking tea has escaped you?

 

by tryclide
7-25-03
its about time this guy gave me a cartoon to myself!!
....
you wait for this moment for months, and when it comes, you cant think of anything funny to say!

 

by tryclide
7-26-03
raar!
tweet!
tweet?
thats not the sort of thing a dinosour would say...
what do you expect, i'm off my tits!

 

by tryclide
7-26-03
hang on, it that is a splif, then what have you put in this tea?
nothing....
IT DOESENT LOOK LIKE NOTHING! IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG SPINNING, crazy, amazing..
chilled out... good feelings... totaly amazing........ woah.......
welcome to my world..

 

by tryclide
7-27-03
after months of unemployment and binge drinking, bob trys his hand at standup..
*ahem*
*feedback*
question the is that be to not or be to.
*silence*
once again, bill wil have to steal food from the local scrapyard.
um... so whats the deal with crude oil huh?
*silence*

 

by tryclide
7-27-03
bob grows more and more desperate
GAY BAR GAY BAR!!
Boo!!
THATCH NICHE!!
Boooo!!
bob fails to realise that these are inside jokes, and no one gets them.
*dies*
BOOOO!!

 

by tryclide
7-27-03
bob is walking to the scrapyard..
you gotta help me dude, im being chased by jesus!! can you distract him?
i guess..
have you seen a monkey around here?
wait, first answer my question! why have you mad my life so crummy?
oh crud..
I mean, all I ever did was try to make people laugh!!

 

by tryclide
7-27-03
some time later
...and why do people say that robots have no souls?
well, i just..
Are we just possesions to people? just innanimate objects?
it seem clango is back in business..
ARGHH! IF I GIVE YOU BACK YOUR SHOW WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!?!?!
i cant belive it worked!!

 

by tryclide
7-27-03
wait, will you just hear me out!!
look, i dont want to come back!
We're willing to triple what we were paying you before!
$$$$$!!!!!
when do I start?

 

by tryclide
7-27-03
well, everything is back to normal!!
yep! brilliant isnt it?
one thing still bothers me though.. what happened to those other robots
oh, we wont be seeing them again. I made sure of that.
theyre sleeping with atari's ET in the nevada desert.
a fatal error has occured. press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart.

 

by tryclide
7-30-03
I couldn't think of what to do for my next comic...
......?
So...
!!!!!
I decided to throw more heat than light to some bulls!
GAAAAH!!
GRUNT

 

by tryclide
8-07-03
Oh no, here comes retard boy. He's bound to do something stupid!!
one bacon double and medium fries please.
Ha ha ha!! look at him! what a retard!
here you go.
thanks.
hang on a second..
*whistle*

 

by tryclide
8-08-03
Are we there yet 118?
No 118.
How about now 118?
I'll tell you when we're there 118.

 

by tryclide
8-14-03
yes fans, I am currently writing this comic from Malta!
what is mala like? well, it friggin hot, and very humid. and when I say humid, i mean I can hardly breathe.
there was going to be a joke in this comic, but it seems i've ran out of space..

 

by tryclide
8-16-03
hey dont you think its a bit strange that since our comic has started again, we havent had a single episode?
Its probably because, next to Jhonnyk's cow and duck, luneau182's monkeys,
and rogue leader's sammy comics... we're.. well.. a bit shit.

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