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by tuloolabell
2-10-07
Inside the Tuloola Newsgroup Inc. Studios.
Hi. Im Hugh. Im the boss of Tuloola Newsgroup...we may as well spend our 1st comic introducing the news team...this is Max, AKA Mad Max, AKA , the cue guy.
I havn't been mad since the 70's
Hugh=this is our interveiwer, Guy.
So, like you just killed someone, right?
I...I guess I did.
Hugh= and finally, our studio reporter, Steve.
Top story tonight, milk! And lots of it.

 

by tuloolabell
2-10-07
Chaos in clothes stores! Staff shortage has led to mutant slugs being hired. Lets go over to Guy who has more information.
Melly Clothes store.
So, you're, like, a mutant slug. How do you like your new job?
Can't complain. Some tasks can be quite tricky, but i believe the future for mutant slugs is looking rosey!
So, can you, like, get me discounts, man?
you're not good at this, are you?

 

by tuloolabell
2-10-07
Yesterday we explored the possibility of Slugs working in clotes stores. We sent our cue guy in, undercover to see what the service is like...
Sir, can i assist you in some way?
Yes, you could actually. I have an itchy back, would you scratch it for me?
if you turned around you would see why that is impossible.
less yacking more scratching!

 

by tuloolabell
3-01-07
So, how be the ratings?
They're ok but viewers seem to, like, think that we're missing an important part of any news groups. 'Weather'
Weather?But thats so lame!>Sigh< I guess that this means I have top hire a new weather person.
Thats another thing. Almost 90% of viewers insist on the new weather guy to be a girl.Wierd huh?
Girl? But everyone knows that im a sexist pig. I cant epmloy a girl.
Dont worry dude. Im , like, totally willing to interview as many chicks, I mean ladies, as possible.

 

by tuloolabell
3-01-07
The interviewing begins!
So, you're, like, a girl?
Hee, hee, hee,ha, ha, ha, MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
The interviewing begins!
And your also, like, crazy?
Hee, hee,oh you!
The interviewing begins!
Im, like, totally guessing that this isnt gonna work. So if youll just give me your number, name, address, shoe and clothes size, i'll get back to you.
Answer to all, Nine.

 

by tuloolabell
3-02-07
The interviewing continues.
....I also have a degree in medicine.
Thats great, but, like, were are you?
Oh, that. Well sometimes if we dont get any volunteers we have to taste the medicine ourselves.
so, what do you look like?Are you, like, tall and blonde?
no, actually im a brunnette. Im also kinda flat chested...I didnt get it did I?

 

by tuloolabell
3-02-07
Please, let this be it!
Um, no offfence dudette but, like, what age are you?
Dosnt matter what age I am sonny! Didnt your momma tell you that experience comes with age?
No, my momma told me that to avoid a hangover, you just stay drunk all the time. I find that the effect works just as well when your high.
Now you listen here you rascal! I didnt understand a word that you just said, but if you dont hire me then i'll sue your ass!
I guess not.
Oh my god! Are you, like, totally coming on to me?
>Gasp< how did he know?

 

by tuloolabell
3-02-07
Hugh takes a shot at interviewing.
You have some good experience here. Im just a bit concerned about your previous relationships...
Hey, no biggie. I got a restraining order years ago for Mike the Muscles and as for Dirty Dave, well, lets just say he's moved on.
I see. One last important question, can you read?
Um, yes.
Perfect! You're hired!
Great! Now about the wierd hippy guy with the gsunglasses, please tell me he dosn't work here?

 

by tuloolabell
3-05-07
Hugh:This is Mad Max, the cue guy. Max, Jenna. Jenna, Max.
DIE! I mean, hi.
!
Hugh:This is Guy, who you've already met.
hee, hee, hee....
uhhhhhhh
Hugh:and finally, this is Steve.
Hello.
Hi!

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
Tuloola makes an apology about the apalling comics she has made.
Yes I know the previous comics were avsolute crap. But I hope that my new ones will make up for that. Or at least get my friends really pissed at me.
to protect the identity of my friends I will be changing their names and giving them titles that, I think, suit their personality.
I would also like to point out that the setting for my new comics will be inside a classroom during lunchtime at school. All these events actually happened. Or at least they sorta happened.

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
A cheesey start to the comics.
I suppose that it's only fitting that I introduce the new characters. This is Katey, the suga eating, know all, perfectionist.
You have two hairs out of place!
"This is Amy, the dog loving, touchy-feely, idiot. And this is Millie, the mini mum, obnoxious, cry-baby."
Yes, i'm old.
I'm not really sure why i'm a nun, but maybe it'll be safer than my previous lifestyle.
"and finally, BoBo and Micky, the stupid, gender confused, homosexuals."
I'm so lucky to have you as my boyfriend.
Wait, I thought I was the girl.

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
BRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!(It's the school bell.)
Oh, hi Katey. How was French then?
Are you kidding? You sit right beside me!
Oh yeah. I guess all those years of blanking you out has taken their tole. So what happened today then?
We got our past papers back and I only got 99%!
Correct me if i'm wrong, which you normally do, is'nt 99% quite good?
No! Anythign but 100% is totally shameful! I'm going to have to drop out of school! I'll have to sell used needles on street corners! My whole future is collapsing in front of me!

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
Hello Micky. I'm in real agony. I think my period is due.
You should take some viagra honey. It stems the flow.
Um...are you sure sweetie?
Yes, I think I know what viagra is! You always do this! You think i'm wrong about everything!
But I think you might actually be wrong about this. Maybe if YOU took some viagra you would know what it's really for.
Don't tell me what do BoBo! You know what! Maybe I will take viagra and when my period comes and I hve no pain, you will be sorry!

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
and then...ha ha...and then he took the viagra and...ha...ha...well lets just say Micky got a shock. Ha ha ha!
Ugh. I think i'm going to be sick.
Lighten up. It was only a laugh.
How can you say that! He might have pocked his eye out!
I think you're giving a little too much credit. We could always ask Bobo how big it is...
You disgust me.

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
You know what i've always wondered?
what?
All those poor folks in Africa, why don't they join the European Union and then they can get money from other countries and stuff.
>ahem< The EUROPEan union?
Yes.
I'm sorry. How can you be saying these words?

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
BRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
hi Bobo. You got here early. Where's Micky?
Don't mention him to me! He's evil! We just had a big fight in Drama.
so what happened?
Well, I was bout to sit down, and he whipped my chair away, then I got up, then he kicked me, then I kicked him back, then the teacher caught us, then I started to shake with fear, then I turned ro...
Is this story going anywere? It's just Mickys coming up to us and I'd rather not suffer him right now.
Oh no! You're right, run! Run Tuloola!

 

by tuloolabell
4-30-07
Tuloola, I need to talk to you, from one woman to another.
Ok, there's nothing in that sentence that's a totla crime against nature, whats up?
Im here to tell you to STAY AWAY FROM BOBO! He's mine! He loves me not you! You stupid, um, hoe!
Wow! Calm down and don't call me a hoe pencil dick!
Hey! I'll have you know that I am all man!
Well, Millie seems to think so.

 

by tuloolabell
5-27-07
BRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!
Ok BoBo, just tell me the truth, is there anything going on between you and Tuloola?
Are you kidding? I ain't no lesbian! How can you even think this?
Oh, i dont know. You two have been pretty friendly lately. So you're definately NOT going out with ayone else?
Um, no....
Earlier that day...
Im so glad that the techer leaves this rom open in the mornings too. Listen, you can't tell Mickey about this!
No problem dearie, Im just gald to be getting any action at this age.

 

by tuloolabell
5-27-07
Tuloola, I think you should know, BoBo and I are an item. But you cant tell Micky and, well, there's a small problem.
Im sorry, I stopped listening after, "Bobo and I are an item,".
Well we are having a small problem in our relationship. You see, BoBo insists that he get my coussiant at lunchtime and I was considering a divorce but I know he'll win custody over the coussiants.
Im sorry, again, you're married?!
I need your help! You need to be the judge and let me get custody. Please!
Sorry, again. I ma a fair judge, I do not take favours. Unless, of course, a bribe is issued.

 

by tuloolabell
5-27-07
Tuloola: "Ok, so we have Amy and BoBo, the subjects of this trial."
What? Oh yeah I forgot, It's over BoBO.
No. No. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuloola:" We also haveKatey, Amy's lawyer(what else would she be), and Micky, Bobo's lawyer."
I intend to state our case hounarably and fairly.
Shut up! We intend to give Tuloola many caramel Freddo's an win! Win dammit!
Tuloola:"and finally, the members of the jury!"
This is stupid! And who is that?!
Silence!

 

by tuloolabell
5-30-07
Tuloola-"Ok, ok. BoBo do you have anything to say on behalf of yourself?"
Yes he does, he would like to say that, judging by the way that Amy un-fairly and harshly 'dumped him', she is in no fit state to care for a couissant.
You go girl!
Tuloola-"And what about you Katey?"
>sigh< un-fortunately, I have made little progress with my client. She is making many rash and un-ethical decissions.
Damn straight!
Tuloola-"And have you decided on some kind of settlement?"
No, we...
Quiet you! Yes we have decided on a settlement! A simple trade would suffice. I'llgive him my couissant if he gives me a baby.

 

by tuloolabell
5-30-07
First of all, we would like to say thank you for meeting with us. We have turned off the lights to ensure that you do not reveal the secret location of our love nest.
Look this is rdiculous! How the hell am I supposed to give her a baby? Im not sure that i'm old enough to conceive yet.
Yes, I agree. Im sorry Amy, but this is impossible. We hae to think of something else!
Never! I will get my child! Even if I have to pull it out myself I'll get it!
CLICK!(The lights are back on)
I think we may need somne more Caramel Freddo's.
Damn.

 

by tuloolabell
6-05-07
Tuloola:"Ok, this is the final day. does anyone have anyhtingthey would like to say before the jury makes their decision?"
Yes, we would! I would like to point out how stupid Amy is. That is all.
Tuloola:"Yes, and Millie?"
>sigh<, unfortunately my client IS an idiot and so the defense, erm, has NO defense.
You're fired!
Tuloola:"Very well. Jury? Your decision please?"
The jury is in favour of Amy and Millie.
You bet we are!

 

by tuloolabell
6-05-07
Well thank goodness that's over. Im actually quite surprised we won! Against all odds, it didn't make sense.
Well then here's the sense of it. You didn't win. I have decided to grant BoBo custody of the coussiant.
What!? But...but, the jury...!
Yeah well after all of those caramel Freddo's...
This is a terrible betrayl of our justice system!
Hey! I'm the judg and so what I say goes. So there! Can't get fairer than that.

 

by tuloolabell
9-03-07
well that was fun. Congrats on getting your coissant by the way. Shame that Michelle took the huff. She's always doing boring things like that.
Hey, where is Michelle?
In a spooky ally somewhere...
God...it always happens to the nice ones. Thtas something no human should ever see. Her whole face was ripped...NO i cant do it! We got an ID?
Yes, even though the body was so disfigured. She was only fifteen goddamitt! Anyway she was named as a Millie Harkins.
I have no idea were she is...ha,ha,ha. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha !
If I stay quiet ong enough, she might go away and then I can be alone with my bloved couissant...

 

by tuloolabell
9-06-07
Tuloola: "I bet you're all wondering why I called you here tonight."
Not really, you called us and told us that Michelle was dead and you wanted to find out who killed her.
Hell yeah.
Tuloola: "Silence! You're wrecking the mood! Anywho, methinks that one of you four are most probably to blame for the murder seeing as you all had a motive."
Its true, we all hated Michelle really. I was the onlky one brave enough to take the piss right out of her.
Tuloola: "So i've decided we're gonna have another trail. But with a twist, it's gonna be fancy dress..."
Fnacy dress? Remind me why I spend time with you retards?

 

by tuloolabell
9-06-07
Cool fancy dress Micky.
Thanks. You look pretty good too, um...who are you again?
Never mind that! Listen, do you have any idea who might have killed Millie?
Um....no. Not really, I mean, well, just between you and me, Amy and Millie kept having big arguments all the time didn't they? So, I dunno, maybe she killed her.
Amy huh? Curious, very curious.
Seriously, who are you?

 

by tuloolabell
9-06-07
Hi Tuloola, hope this classifies as fancy dress?
Yeah great Bobo just stay away from Amy. I hear she's scared of clowns.
Thanks, anyway, do you know who it is thats dressed like a dog? Micky says they look really convincing?
Not sure, must be Millie, she's the only one who hasn't told anyone what she's dressed up as.
Yeah, hey! Why aren'y you dressed up?
I am, im wearing a superman top under this jumper.

 

by tuloolabell
9-17-07
Hello, we here at Lunchtime believe that the most important person to us is our readers.
Which is why we would like to apologise for the abysmal spelling errors ans the sudden change of names between katey and Millie.
To avoid confusing, mainly for myself, Katey is now going to be known as Millie. Thank you for your kind attention. Now pee off.

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