Pants come between close friends. by valhaltia11-29-01 Where have my pants gone? If you're pants don't dance.... I see... And if they don't dance... YES! .then they're no pants of mine.....
Martyr-basting is fun by valhaltia11-29-01 Sometimes I think all hope is lost... Then I remember that you can still palm tree rats. EEP!
I Love You Dave Anderson. by valhaltia11-30-01 Hi. I'm Dave. Wanna makeout? No, I have to throw up. I can't find pants... that... *HURL* TOUCH MY FACIAL PUBES!!! Look.. I am sick.. TIME TO UPCHUCK! I THINK I LOVE YOU. Sometimes at night I am so lonely I get anal puking disorder. Violent rectal worms.. *sigh*
