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by van
11-02-01
10:30 PM, EST. ALL OF AMERICA IS WATCHING.
HELLO HUMANS. TODAY OUR SPECIAL GUEST IS JESUS. WELL, "SON O' GOD" THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
HAHA, YEAH......I'VE WATCHED YOUR SHOW FOR YEARS.....REALLY.
WELL, JESUS HUMAN...WE HERE AT KLAXOR UNIT 15 HEAR YOU HAVE A COMEDY ACT. CARE TO MAKE US LAUGH WITH A JOKE.......TO SAVE HUMANKIND FROM OUR DESTRUCTO BEAM?
This jew walks into a bar.......oh god.....I'M DYIN' UP HERE.
WHEN THE BATTLE FOR ROBOT/MESSIAH TALK SHOW SUPREMACY BEGINS BETWEEN ROBOTS AND MESSIAHS....WE CHOOSE: ROBOT.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. X-L 15, FIRE THE RAY.
........................poo.

 

by van
11-03-01
WELL, KLAXOR, THE SHOW LAST NIGHT WAS KRRRRRRAZY!
...TOTALLY....
OBVIOUS BOT STRIKES AGAIN.
HEY!!! YOU GUYS ARE KRRRRRAZY!!!!!!!
Jeff? Akbar?! HOMER?!?

 

by van
12-02-02
SHAKIT TO TEH RIGHT.
SHAEK IT TO TEH LEFT.
EPILOGUE
Dude, I am *so* high.
Ha! You waited a year to post *this*?

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