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by vote4me
1-22-03
who the hell are you?
your conscious.
help.

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
So why a donkey?
What would you rather me be?
The stereotypical republican
...ok
i am not even going there...

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
later, in paul's room
Word.
i met my conscious today. it was a donkey.
Dude, thats wierd.
yeah. i need to take a shower. a reeellly long ,cold shower.
so finally i untied him.
was that before or after the chocolate fudge?

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
Day 1
hey tracy. here's your water.
you took my water? god, i hate you, jerk. i've had such a bad day.
Day 2
hey tracy. here's your water.
you took my water? god, i hate you, jerk. i've had such a bad day.
Day 72
you took my water? god, i hate you, jerk. i've had such a bad day.
must... stop...the pain...

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
idsfuvbnirukbden. eoiafv eovfn...okjgbfdf. dfvbrw.
What a day.
gibbly jibble demaive djoev. jimran.
What's that lassie? Nate's caught in a bruning builing on 34th street? haha, loser.
HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!!!
Gee. did i do that? Act casual. doo doo doo bein jewish doo doo.

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
Attention: nate is alright however, i have lost all ability to spell. obviously i have been hanging out too much with tony. please excuse any spelling indiscretions henceforeward. thank you.
A-Q-U-A-R-D-P-T
...L...Z...G...B...No.
A-Q-U-W-A-R-D-P...No.
*cries*

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
"you took my water god, i hate you, jerk. i have had such a bad day."
I hate you. *slap*
oh eric, i love you. *hug*
?

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
................
It was tony.
.................

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
Tony takes a dive.
You are under arrest for the destruction of the entire city.
red. R-E-D.
Tony's latin.
let's go punk.
Quiz kor at.
hello. precioussss.
Jail. G-A-Y-L-E.

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
Tony get off. i'm am trying to for an escape route.
aww. sorry.
x = 4^3/4 over pi times the square root of 374.
Pi. so this farm boy goes to college and comes back. his parents asked him what he learned...
He thought and finally said, pi r squared...

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
...and his parents say, that's it i knew college wouldn't teach you nuthin, everybody knows pie aint square, its round. HEEHEEHEE
*sigh*
...get it...?

 

by vote4me
1-22-03
later, during visiting hours.
so what do you think of jail?
i think tony is somebody's bitch.
dude...here is you file, hammer, sickle, key ring, screwdriver, issue of Vanity Fair, leg warmers and butt-plug you asked for,
thanks.
so, have you showered yet?
shower? secret
S-E-C-R-E-T-P-L-J

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
gobbula. goooobbula.
gobula. gobbula gobbula gobbula go bula.
khee hee hee.

 

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1-23-03

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
tony, i am waiting.
did you get my spork?
yes, why?
i am digging out of here.
i had to pick the stupid one.
diddly didly spork. S-P-0-R-C-K-X. hey, this plastic sucks for digging. oh well.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
dear god, tony is even more stupid than i thought.
Diggin' with my pretty spork. diggin with my pretty spork. just diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hey, propane.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggin with my pretty spork.
*blink*
ooh. shiney rock. R-O-K-A-P-T-L

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
jimran offers aid to tony.
here tony, hold this insanely large can of propane and this torch.
that doesn't look safe.
of course its safe, it's on fire isn't it?
well...i guess
jimran offers aid to tony.
right. so i am going to go stand outside, perhaps in another county.
this can't be safe.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
TYYAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!
ow.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
hello, my name is sally, even though i have protrayed tracy in past comics.
and i am the real tracy. you see sally was filling in for me when i was off somewhere, probably not typing correctly, or losing my water, or generally being dumb.
exactly, so just pretend i was tracy up until this point, from whence i shall be know as sally.
and pretend that i was not there and that sally was me, and from now on, i am tracy...er...me...
hee hee hee *SQUEEEEK*
i hate you. *slap* awww, i love you. *hug*

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
good evening, ladies and gentleman. you may know me as that guy, the pimp. i am in fact [extremely] white, and will remain so in this strip alone.
word.
should other members decide to use me as the pimp, that will be completely up to them.
sucka.
hasta.
i just stole your wallet, biytch.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
weren't you a pimp?
yeah i was. but now i am back to normal. notice the red hair and unusualy pale-ness.
yeah.
what the hell? a talking pile of ashes.
its me... tony...

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
i was blown up by jimron. see up S-F-H-W-Y
dear god.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
You know i have finally borken my addiction to masturbation. i guess i realized how much of a practice in futility it was.
it used to be exciting, but once you reach the age of twelve it becomes a chore. oh look its 3:00, time to masturbate.
then you go through your phase where you use it as a type of work out. its a great excuse untill you realize that unless you play with both teams, one of them gets stacked.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
once you pass this stage of "excercise," you get so bored you become creative, and start finding ways to not use your hands.
i mean, its like "i wonder what it is like when i insert 'tab A' into blank random object?"
and we all know where that leads.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
well son, i can say that you are definitely the first person with such a...a peculiar case of "athlete's foot"
but the rash will go away.
eric thinks quick.
do you masturbate son?
no!
take tinactin for a week and try not to urinate more than once a day.
*whimper*

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
yes, but i have completely stopped now, i am done with it for the rest of my life.
well i did it once for three weeks over winter break.
that was interesting. i wish i still had that stamina. three weeks of continuous rising action is enought to make the women rebel. yeah, i was bad, like a mother fucking durex condom.

 

by vote4me
1-23-03
well that's about all, glad i could come out and just talk with you guys about this.
no really, it was great.
fuck it. i'm out.

 

by vote4me
1-30-03
ha light something on fire now!
ok.
ooooh you cant
...
shit. how does he do it?
i find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

by vote4me
1-30-03
hey eric.
so tony. wassup?
i think we need to get back at imran. i mean what have we got to lose, we are a pile of ashes, its not like he can light that on fire!...
this pain is unspellable
GODDAMNIT IMRAN!

 

by vote4me
1-30-03
i apologize for my apparent pyromania.
...
i'll never do it again.
quick, light the match while he is not watching!

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