Jesus Loves Me, This I Know... by walrusfarker6-06-04 Why do people sing hymns at church? Because they love me. Liar. All right, I admit that I find the people that can't sing highly entertaining. You need cable. ...and some girl on girl action...
Isaac! by walrusfarker6-06-04 Jackie, I can't wear this in public. You love it, Isaac. You look hot. ... What? You still can't pee on me. You'll change your mind.
Burn, Baby, Burn! Disco Inferno. by walrusfarker6-06-04 Yo. What the hell are you? I'm a burning bush. Can I touch you? You shouldn't have done that. Can I get away with saying my bush is on fire?
<3 Lady and the Tramp by walrusfarker6-06-04 We are Siamese if you ple-ease. We are Siame-ese if you don't please. We are former residents of Siam. ... Who cast us in this part? I don't know, but I'm hopping on the first boat back to Japan.
Death to hippies. by walrusfarker6-06-04 Groovy, baby. I'm not talking to you until you put the nun outfit back on. But I don't want to... Yes you do. I hate you. You look so hot.
That's the mel-o-dy! by walrusfarker6-06-04 This comic stuff is great. Have you heard the new In Flames? Nice tie. The new In Flames is awesome. I find you creepy. Mushroomhead!
Aaron Is Full of The Love. by walrusfarker6-06-04 I don't really think you're creepy. I know. ... ... 5 minutes later... Well, you know...most of the time. Ditto.
The Purity Test by walrusfarker6-06-04 Ok, I'm ashamed. What's up? 29.16% It'd be even lower if you let me pee on you. ... You know you want it.
Untitled by walrusfarker6-06-04 I'm not sure I like being the nun. The nun rules. If you were black, I'd pick the guy with the afro. It's a shame there's no Harry Potter character... How's that? There's a wizard in Harry Potter, right? ...
Aha. by walrusfarker6-06-04 Wah! Wah wah wah, wah wah. Thank you, Father. I realize now that I actually enjoy being a nun. Did you tell him to develop an interest in urine? We are all God's children. Too easy.
Untitled by walrusfarker6-06-04 I seriously feel like rubbing one off. You weren't invited. I promise not to touch.
Sing Along! by walrusfarker6-10-04 hornyhornyhorny sexsexsexsex hornyhornyhorny fuckfuckfuckfuck hornyhornyhorny humphumphump
Gandalf the Stupid. by walrusfarker6-11-04 Some who live deserve death, and some who die deserve life... ...but who are you to make that decision? Shit. I get that a lot.
Breakfast Burrito by walrusfarker6-15-04 We could use a penis pump on your clit. That would look great. "I'll have the breakfast burrito clit." *dies*
Whoops. by walrusfarker6-27-04 An MMOG Window? Widow. Hahaha. I guess I read that wrong. *smiles* I was like, "How the hell am I a window?" I love you.
asshat. by walrusfarker6-27-04 Yo, Shawn. Yo. You should know something. What? IT ISN'T POSSIBLE TO BE UNFUCKABLY WET! You're right. We shoud blame my small cock.