All comics by walrusfarker

 

by walrusfarker
6-05-04
Hi, I'm Jackie.
...
I like pie.

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
Why do people sing hymns at church?
Because they love me.
Liar.
All right, I admit that I find the people that can't sing highly entertaining.
You need cable.
...and some girl on girl action...

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
Jackie, I can't wear this in public.
You love it, Isaac. You look hot.
...
What?
You still can't pee on me.
You'll change your mind.

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
Yo.
What the hell are you?
I'm a burning bush.
Can I touch you?
You shouldn't have done that.
Can I get away with saying my bush is on fire?

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
We are Siamese if you ple-ease.
We are Siame-ese if you don't please.
We are former residents of Siam.
...
Who cast us in this part?
I don't know, but I'm hopping on the first boat back to Japan.

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
Groovy, baby.
I'm not talking to you until you put the nun outfit back on.
But I don't want to...
Yes you do.
I hate you.
You look so hot.

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
This comic stuff is great.
Have you heard the new In Flames?
Nice tie.
The new In Flames is awesome.
I find you creepy.
Mushroomhead!

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
I don't really think you're creepy.
I know.
...
...
5 minutes later...
Well, you know...most of the time.
Ditto.

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
Ok, I'm ashamed.
What's up?
29.16%
It'd be even lower if you let me pee on you.
...
You know you want it.

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
I'm not sure I like being the nun.
The nun rules.
If you were black, I'd pick the guy with the afro.
It's a shame there's no Harry Potter character...
How's that? There's a wizard in Harry Potter, right?
...

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
Wah! Wah wah wah, wah wah.
Thank you, Father. I realize now that I actually enjoy being a nun.
Did you tell him to develop an interest in urine?
We are all God's children.
Too easy.

 

by walrusfarker
6-06-04
I seriously feel like rubbing one off.
You weren't invited.
I promise not to touch.

 

by walrusfarker
6-10-04
hornyhornyhorny
sexsexsexsex
hornyhornyhorny
fuckfuckfuckfuck
hornyhornyhorny
humphumphump

 

by walrusfarker
6-11-04
Some who live deserve death, and some who die deserve life...
...but who are you to make that decision?
Shit.
I get that a lot.

 

by walrusfarker
6-15-04
We could use a penis pump on your clit.
That would look great.
"I'll have the breakfast burrito clit."
*dies*

 

by walrusfarker
6-27-04
An MMOG Window?
Widow.
Hahaha. I guess I read that wrong.
*smiles*
I was like, "How the hell am I a window?"
I love you.

 

by walrusfarker
6-27-04
Yo, Shawn.
Yo.
You should know something.
What?
IT ISN'T POSSIBLE TO BE UNFUCKABLY WET!
You're right. We shoud blame my small cock.

 

by walrusfarker
6-27-04
S-H--
O-U-L-D.
I can spell, I swear.

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