All comics by we_are_eternal

 

womens underware by we_are_eternal 5-27-03
I feel like everyone hates me. Well I wouldn't know about that, being a cowboy and all	Do you think that it's because I wear womens underware? Well I've been wearing womens underware for years now.	Do people just trust you because your a cowboy? Well...I got you in my bedroom.

 

A squirrel named Gabbey #1 by we_are_eternal 6-01-03
We begin this tale in Metrocity prison Cheep chitty chitty cheep I don't care if he did. What you did to him was still illegal	chtchtchtchee No I haven't ever taken PCP	chcheechttechatatata Well i guess that would make you temporarily insane.

 

A squirel named Gabbey #2 by we_are_eternal 6-01-03
Hey there sexy, where have you been? chee chtttatata chich	You broke out using what!!?!? chititititititi tikacha	chitita ticha tichi thta No I never really thought about how you could kill a prison guard using an orange peel and half a foot of string

 

A squirrel named Gabey #3 by we_are_eternal 6-01-03
chtt chititititi chachachat NO! Jesus would never kill some one just because you prayed for it!	cheet chatae titit chi	I stand corrected

 

Not asian by we_are_eternal 6-01-03
I don't think you're really asian Well thats what the label says	Are you sure your not Cherokee or Apache? READ THE FUCKING LABEL!!!	Insert awkward silence Did you grow up on a reservation? *Sigh*

 

Exorcised by we_are_eternal 6-01-03
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!! Let the power of Christ compell you to leave this child.	You can't compell me to leave. Why not?	I'm in a union Oh.

 

The truth about Jesus by we_are_eternal 6-01-03
I'd like to thank you for dying for my sins	For your sins? I just died so I could go to heaven. What?	Yeah all I got on earth was hassle, Help me I'm a leper, feed me I'm starving. I just felt like bitch-slapping everyone of those beggars. Well I guess that would get kinda annoying.

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