All comics by winky

 

by winky
6-18-03
HEY LITTLE BOY, YOU SMELL FUNNY CAN I CHEW YOU LEG OFF
WHOOAA THIS GUY IS STINKY I THINK I WILL BITE HIS TESTICLE OFF AND THEN SPIT ON HIS BODY
HEY IM JEFFERY CAN I FEEL YOUR TOES I LIKE TOES
HEY YOU GUYS MY NAMES ALASTAIR CAN I BE YOUR FRIND AND EAT PEOPLE TOO

 

by winky
6-18-03
HEY LAUREN IM ALASTAIR PLAESED TO MEET YOU
ILL SAVE YOU IM FROM GOOD CHARLOTTE IM MORE PUNK THJAN ANYONE
HEY ALASTAIR I THINK YOU ARE THE COOLSET AND MOST PUNK GUY ALIVE LETS BE FREINDS
HAHAHA IM THE EVIL AVRIL COME TO EAT YOUR SOLES
HEY LAUREN I LIKE LITTLE BOYS AND I ALSO LIKE OTHER STUFF LIKE JEFFERY
OH AVRIL PLAESE DONT KILL ME

 

by winky
6-18-03
OH DICKMAN YOUR SO BIG AND HAIRY PLEASE COME TO VISIT ME IN WALES
HEY IM DICKMAN COME TO EAT YOUR DICK
YOU ALL SUCK I EAT DICK MAN FOR BREAKFAST
HAHAHH IM THE VIGINA THIEF
YO PISS BREATH EAT MY DICK DICK FACE
YOU SMELL LIKE ASS ASS BOY

 

by winky
6-18-03
HEY WASSUP GOD YOU DOWN IN DA POSSE
YO STINKY
NO DAWG IM COOL DOWN IN DA BRONX
HEY LAUREN COME AND CHILL AND DA WEST SIDE
SUP IT DAT MOFO I POP A CAP IN YO ASS AIIAIAIGHT
YO SHORTY YOU DIG EMINEM

 

by winky
6-18-03
HI GUYS WANNA PLAY SOME B-BALL
HEY MAN WHAT YOU DOING THEE SON
NO MAN IM JUST CHILLIN IN DA WEST SIDE DAWG
JUST CHILLIN AND EATING SOME SHIT
YO YOU SEEN THT CHICK LAUREN SHE DOESNT LIKE MAIING CARTOONS ANYMOR ETHAT IS SO WACK DAWG
YOU SUCK MOFO IM GOING TO LISTEN TO SOME SNOOP DOG

 

by winky
6-18-03
LAUREN SAYS SOME STUFF TO ME
ALASTAIR YOU ARE SO COOL
THEY EAT LUNCH
OH LAUREN HOW SWEET WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA AND SCONES
LAUREN AND ALASTAIR HAVE A FIGHT BUT MAKE UP BEAUCE OF THERE UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER
NO THINK YOU THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT I HAYE YOU

 

by winky
6-18-03
LAUREN DISSES ALASTAIR
HEY ALASTAIR YOU STUPID TEENYBOPPER YOU SUCK IM SOO PUNK
LAUREN IS THE MOST HARCORE ANARCHIST
YO SON THAT JACKET IS TIGHT YAA MEEN
LARUEN BEATS ALASTAIR AND KICKS HIM
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKEING TRENDOID

 

by winky
6-19-03
alastair beats everybody up
hey you suck sucker
lauren joins the fight but gets beaten to a pulp bu alastairs supreme strenth and ability
yo wat up fool you wanna jam iaaaaight i poop a cap in yo ass aaaaight
alastair becomes the king of the fight ring and destroys his enemies single handeldly
YO FOOLS YOU DIG EMEINEM, I IS SNOIOP DOGGEDY DOGG FOOL AIIIGHT

 

by winky
6-25-03
alastair and lauren plan a trip
yo brother wassup
aiigt i say gordan do you fancy a trip to byron bay
everyday they planned the trip
so jeffery you wanna chill dog
i like pineapple stew
they are soo punk they are
so you wanna play some b-ball
no i think ill listen to some dr dre

 

by winky
6-25-03
the posse gets down
yo paul ruski what up fool
yo bitch wanna listen to some eminem
hey have sex under the stars
so do you dig sex with pineapples
do i ever
they eat stew and sing songs
yo ruski you wanna eat some stew
no dog i think ill play some b-ball

 

by winky
6-25-03
they meet at the mall
hey lauren
hi alastair
they go lapping in alastair manlymanual
you wanna but some soda and hang
ok do you want to go lapping in my car and be trendy
they are cool
we are soo cool oh my god he is soo hot oh my god oh my god
hey man fell my cars pwer im so msanly

 

by winky
6-25-03
mike and alastair have a love affaiir
yo mike you suck
not as much as you smell like cheese and shit
they get doewn in da posse
yo god aiigt you down wit emeinem
no birtch im a dr dog aiigt
gordon strikes back
yo i pop a cap in yo ass dog you diss my mama
right gordon i had eneough of your tommyrot

 

by winky
6-25-03
roger shows his emotoion toi gordon
hey roger why do you like boys
i find them soo attracive
another das case of broken homne
ok man now thats just strange
i thought you loved me babay
roger gets shut down
ok so shall we go to the mall and drink soda pop
soda doent fix my emotion you selfish bastard

 

by winky
6-25-03
who is herder
hey im metal that measn im harder than you
no way gog i eat metal for breakfas6t
fight to tthe death
ok i challenge you to a winky duel of the weerer
right on dawg yo you dig emeinem
micheal sucks
sup wit dat fool yo weenie is fubar
you dissin my mama aaight i diss yo mama an you wee wee

 

by winky
6-25-03
tension is building
you stick dick you suck wee wee
hey chicken nuts where your sheepdog
chicken man oversteps the border
well you smell funny like cheese fart
oh my lord i cant belive eyou said that, im so hurt
anger
im sorry dickass mofo but yo mama eats soggy ballsack on toast
eat shit and die mofo i spit on yo papa you dissing snoop dogg

 

by winky
8-27-03
hi im alastair who are you
im kim the dreadlock girl
do you like cabbage
hey man you smell funny
i like boys
my name is hughbert

 

by winky
8-27-03
act 1
hey little boy you want some candy
fuck off stick man im mourning the daeth of my sheep
meanwhile back at the zoo
could you pull the nail out of my head please
oh ok
natalie smella funy
want to come skipping in the rainforest
lets hit the road baby

 

by winky
8-27-03
in da hood
yo fool sup wit dat aiiiiight
i just dyed my hair and i turned into a snowman
meanwhile back in the posse
yo dawg sup wit da hat could i borrow it for the wu tanf clan show
no i need it for my trip to greenland
chiilin in da hood
you dig eminem dawg
hey mofo you dissin my mama

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