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by xandertron9
7-21-06
hey! what a crowd! no, really!
so... anybody from out of town?
the end
yes, i'm from mars. entertain me or die, earthling!
what i do to get paid.

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
The letter
I got a letter from my Mom, she told me I have to go to war.
Who cares? I hate you. Put that away, were detectives, we do work.
the fight
I dont want to go war.
The case is solved, no thanks to you.
and so...
WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHNG! WAR!
The culprit turned out to be an a!lien! Now he's taking us into the dark depths of space!

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
hi.
hi.
can i take you home?
sure.
to be continued...
so... where's the pub?

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
Doug, the mighty mongoose will not stand for this!
Hmm.... what to do? What to do?
I'll sit in the trash can and spy on any passers-by! Hee!
Doug needs bodies to feed on! And feces to lay in!
Or hammer something!
Or i'll dance like a robot!
This went to many places!
Or maybe I'll go boom! BOOOM! Well, whatever I do, I'd better do it now.
This comic is over...

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
look, i changed color!
stupid washable spray paint.

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
click!
i can`t sleep!
i need something to make me fall asleep...
quick, tell me about your boyhood in kansas.

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
SOLDIURS! I command you to...
command you to...
so, then i went all phyco on them like,"YOU MONKEYS GO FIGHT OUT THERE!! WAR!!"...

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
i'm here with god for one reason only today.
I learned to fly, lost control and ended up on a cloud with god on it. god keeps asking if i have any soft drinks.
say... you got any sprite with you?

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
you have any ideas in getting us off?
Why would we want to get off? I love it here! No taxes, no work, no nothing. Just you and me buddy.
Starring Hugh Jack as cat and Jack Black as chicken comes the high octane thriller CAT VS. CHICKEN!
This movies looks good! and I hate it a lot.
Bumbumbum! If only I had a TV to watch movie trailers this would be perfect!
BUM BUM BUUUUUUM! Coming to theaters in 10,000 years.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAA
I somehow feel like we are on TV and a dragon is watching us building up an intense fury to immolate us threw the screen! No really.

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
when philip is awake he looks like an angel.
philip's on the left.
a fat, lazy, disgusting, angel

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
your'e probaly wondering where my owner is.
he started a fight between a guy named philip.
here they come right now.
i'm feeling warm now.

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
help me.
what kind of "help me"?
help me steal your wallet.

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
you.
you.
ABRAKA- TELIVISION!
the new movie, "cat vs. chicken" is now out in select...
what happened to the charecters?
CUUT!!!!

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
i'm a copy cat.
oh yeah! prove it.
uh oh.
uh oh.

 

by xandertron9
7-21-06
allright, brake it up you 2!
****ing copy cats!

 

by xandertron9
7-24-06
yo.
look, just because you dress up like a guy, dosen't mean you can have my permission slip to vacation on earth.
dang you...

 

by xandertron9
7-25-06
the ghost's creations are very impressed by his work.
woo- hoo! now were out of the telivision!
the logical thing to do would be to get back into the telly.
the ghost cherishes his own work.
why did i do this? i was stupid to do this. why was i so stupid...
OW! STOP THAT ! OUCH! OOF!

 

by xandertron9
7-25-06
ok. let's get this comic started.
the end.

 

by xandertron9
7-27-06
look, i got trapped in this bull fight pen. is there any way out?
sure. climb on 1 guy's head and he'll run like heck out of the stadium.

 

by xandertron9
8-06-06
i pledge allegiance to mr.god because he created deoderent.
great. can i go now?
NOT IN MY ****ING WORLD!!!

 

by xandertron9
8-09-06
philip has returned.
you know what that means.
do you have a doughnut with you?

 

by xandertron9
8-09-06
gabe, you have to pay attention in class.
shut up.
shut up
and stop copying me.

 

by xandertron9
8-09-06
want a hot cat?
no.
i would like food.
DISGUSTING!
doooooooood. y.

 

by xandertron9
8-09-06
mr. president,can I have your autograph?
hmmmm.. why?
so i can copy it and make a 50$ bill.
woah! i can actully talk with these speach bubbles! you can even hear me!

 

by xandertron9
8-09-06
we have a new charecter in our cast.
hey... here's a note!
sorry folks, he won't be here tonight
unfortionatly, we'll have to cancel the show.
hello everybody... wait! there's a note here,"show canceled....".

 

by xandertron9
8-28-06
dude.
dead dude.
damn it.

 

by xandertron9
8-28-06
you look handsome
and you look like your'e hiding a giant scalp on your back.
aw crap.
hellllllllllllllllllllo there....

 

by xandertron9
9-07-06
look what you have done to your world!
but you see, i spared starbucks!
phew.

 

by xandertron9
9-07-06
AUUGGH! my freaki'n cat!!
what in the world did he do?
he had OPTIONS in life and apparently one of the options was to not look for a penciel & to penciel-sharpen your head....
i see.

 

by xandertron9
1-17-07
i've always wandered, whats your name?
why i am zaner. mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
weird.
the beggining of Weird conversations in space!!
wait, why are we in a space ship?
beats me.

 

by xandertron9
1-17-07
what shall we do with the prizoners, master?
dunno.
oooh! a button! pressie.
did you hear that crashing noise?
yeah... sounded like a locker room crashing on stuff.

 

by xandertron9
1-17-07
YOU FOOLISH GARGAZOIND! YOU HAVE UNLEASHED OUR LOCKER ROOM; INCLUDING OUR SPACEGEAR INTO..... SOMEWHERE!!!!!
cats can summon air from the earth; trust me.

 

by xandertron9
1-18-07
ready?
ready.
JUMP!!
the dangerous venture they have.
well.
heck, man.

 

by xandertron9
1-18-07
back to the ship?
sure.
AUUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!!
on second thought, no.
man.
woah.

 

by xandertron9
1-18-07
YOU.... are fired!
dude, your just a customer.
SO WHAT!!??
umm... you can't fire me.
right... and i suppose the moon isn't made of cheese, as well! eh? eh!??

 

by xandertron9
1-18-07
so the 2 beings flew back to civilization...
we can't fly.
we can't fly.
well, can you find a better way to end this night mare!??
nope
nada
so the 2 beings flew back to civilization...
oh well
he wins.

 

by xandertron9
2-03-07
hi
hi
huh.
huh
OWWWW! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!!!
ok.

 

by xandertron9
2-03-07
thank you.
any time.
what happened?
huh?

 

by xandertron9
2-03-07
so.....
that went well.
So they flew back to civilization
we can't fly!
we can't fly!

 

by xandertron9
2-03-07
hi
hi
bye.
darn.
get back here with my wallet.

 

ever feeling like you have to look behind you?
...or your'e about to do a double take?
by xandertron9, 2-04-07

 

by xandertron9
2-04-07
Zaner and Tipuf walk.
doodeedooodeedoo....
YOU HAVE A CAT!!!!???
yup. why?
i'm allergic.
woah.

 

by xandertron9
3-31-07
i can take shape of any animal in seconds.
ha! i don't believe you!
help!

 

by xandertron9
3-31-07
you new here?
yup. the name is jake. jake ekaj.
here's the stage...
and this is the door that leads to the 3-mile line that leads to the booth of quitting.

 

by xandertron9
4-10-07
alright, alright. i've had it. this job tottaly stinks. you better get me something good, or I go.
we have a bar.
so you see, i found this really really REALLY GOOD job...

 

by xandertron9
4-10-07
"you have been accepted into the Xankick Orginization"
YES! i finnaly got a job... wait, it says here, company comments...
CRAP!

 

by xandertron9
5-24-07
allright, Jake, just go out on stage, do what we rehearsed, and don't stink too bad. any questions?
a comment, actually...
yeah? what is it?
we didn't rehearse anything.

 

by xandertron9
7-31-07
we apoligize for our brief vacation.
BRIEF?! open your eyes! we've been gone for almost a year!
but to make it up to you we will be premering a space speacial.
we do this stuff all the time! why are we apoligizing now!?
on second thought, we'll be doing an art upgrade.
what the hell did you that for?!!

 

by xandertron9
7-31-07
this is weird... i thought you always worked at the Xankick Orginization.
this is xankick.
wow, xankick has offices! you must have really took a step toward buisness! xankick must have really got a promotional boost!
well...
you just improved the pub to hire more people, didn't you?
exactly.

 

by xandertron9
7-31-07
Xankick Organization, Cubicles 500-580,Floor 19
so exactly how far did xankick improve?
much. even though xankick isn't very exclusive, people are urging to get in.
what kind of people?
well...
hail the oh mighty one!
YESS!!!! i,god,have been accepted into the xankick orginization!

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