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by yardsale
1-08-02
story of my life, man.

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
monday
I know! Me me me!
tuesday
wednesday
you can probably guess where this is going...

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
dude, are you okay?
Please use TDD for hearing impaired caller.
... right.

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
do do do... just walking along...
gasp! santy claus!
uh.. i didn't rape any squirrels! i swear!

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
Where were you on the night of November 14th, Mister Claus?
I was.. uh.. I was at home... with my wife.
Oh. In that case, you wouldn't be anywhat disturbed when I show you..
...this squirrel!
AGH!

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
i hate you.
i thought so.

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
stop staring at me.

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
i'm in love...
*sigh* yep.
...with myself.
*sigh* yep.

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
penis!
what she said!

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
so, you come here often?
eh, no.
oh.
do you?
........ no.
i can tell.

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
hm, my finger sure smells funny.
want to smell my finger, little girl?
now that's just a sick joke i won't EVEN say.
poke poke!

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
now THAT'S entertainment!
TAKE IT OFF, BABY!

 

by yardsale
1-08-02
sam, this relationship is going nowhere. i mean, who ARE we, hm?
it's like, there's all these things out THERE for me, and.. and i really need to go see and do them, okay? and, i'm afraid that means i have to leave you. so.... goodbye.
*door slam*
but... my name's david.

 

by yardsale
1-10-02
late friday night...
me.
you.
me!
you!
shup, bitch! i'll hit you!
(you)

 

by yardsale
1-10-02
so, this is what hell is like...
i think i've been conned.

 

by yardsale
1-10-02
*sings* NOW don't tell mah heart, mah achy breaky heart, i just don't think he'd understand...
...and if you tell mah heart, mah achy breaky heart, he might blow up and kill his man.
damn i'm cool.

 

by yardsale
1-10-02
*yawn* doesn't anything ever happen around here?
hey little buddy, you got some weed?

 

by yardsale
1-14-02
why?
i do not know.
who?
i can't remember.
huh?
ugh, i'm so trashed.

 

by yardsale
1-14-02
how are you?
ring.
what's new?
ring ring ring!
that's nice.
i got it!
er!

 

by yardsale
1-18-02
*sings* If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...
......
GOD DAMN IT!

 

by yardsale
1-18-02
psst... hey squirrel. be a dear and get me some water?
no? okay. um, how about a hammer?
weight watchers?

 

by yardsale
1-18-02
so, I was like, "fuck that! there's no way in hell, dad!"
ha! right on!
yeah.... so.... you wanna go out?
well?
only if i can use this.

 

by yardsale
1-21-02
...and that's how i got my right eye poked out.
sad man, real sad.
is there a war going on behind us, or is it just me?
eh? oh, sorry. i'm kind.. of.. busy. *cough*
no more acid for mister robot man.
*screams* TURN IT OFF!

 

by yardsale
1-21-02
so why in the hell did you want to meet me here for?
i.. i have a confession to make, Freud.
well good, so do i.
gasp! really?
yeah. i'm cheating on you with the garbage man.
but what about our baby!

 

by yardsale
3-08-02
i know where you live.
NO!!1
cheese.

 

by yardsale
3-19-02
hi.
hello little girl.
why are there feet coming out of your ears?
'Nam.
oh. you got some candy?
sure!

 

by yardsale
2-18-04
edward has an epiphany.
hmm... she hasn't updated in ... uh...
.. two years.
bitch.

 

by yardsale
2-18-04
been to the dentist recently?
HI MY NAME IS JAKE AND I LIKE CAKE WEEEE!!1
a firm grip.
uh, so like, a pagan walked into a bar, and, like, the bartender said...
this dinosaur ain't no catholic.
jesus christ, lava lamps turn me on.

 

by yardsale
2-18-04
hey look at what justin just did!
uh.. um... is... uh..
*SOB* I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

 

by yardsale
2-18-04
Meanwhile, in Backwoods, Texas...
so you say the aliens came here and abucted your dog, sir?
s'right. and they fuggered up mah corn with them thar circles.
are you currently taking any heavy medications, sir?
i, er... i's a better go ask mah wife.

 

by yardsale
2-18-04
goo...
well how bout that! it's the baby of my son's third cousin's best friend's sister!
*drool*
howz woo dowin wittle baby cootie coo iss so cuuuute!
*squeal of delight*
AND I'LL GET THE BABIES IN OHIO AND MONTANA AND WYOMING AND TEXAS AND NEW HAMPSHIRE AND ...

 

by yardsale
2-18-04
Sally the Chicken walks up to David's house...
*sigh* here goes nothing...
*knock knock*
*shock and dismay*

 

by yardsale
2-18-04
approx. 4:31 am monday...
shock! it's the new ad for girls gone wild!
heyyy... wait a minute...
mom?

 

by yardsale
7-06-09
now where did i put that elton john cd...
HI GRANMA!
duuuude.

 

by yardsale
7-06-09
man.
i was just thinking...
if i could masturbate, i'd be in heaven.

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