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by zmoney71
4-08-03
Nobody knew where Goatman came from.
Yeah baby
Hey there, sailor. Lookin for a good time?
But they soon figured out...
No, Sorry
Do you have the time?
That Goatman couldn't talk
Oooohh baby, what i wouldn't give for some juice...it's been a long time, though...I'm trying to get past that
You know where i can score some smack?

 

by zmoney71
4-08-03
A Very Sad Strip
Oh no! I hope Daddy is ok! sob...
Hey there little shaver. Look I got something I've got to tell you...
And some very bad news
Who are you? Do you know if my Dad will be alright?
Really just kind of a vague metaphor, but really...
About your Dad...Remember that time you walked in on him "trying to find some towels in the bathroom closet?" He was really molesting the babysitter.

 

by zmoney71
4-10-03
Wow! Are you the real Jesus?
Why don't you come over here and give a tug on old Jesus' beard?
It is you! Mommy said you weren't real.
...So you gonna help a brotha off this cross or what?

 

by zmoney71
4-10-03
Look John, I've got some bad news...I know this isn't what you want...and I know we only slept together that one time, but...
Yeah, well out with it already
I'm pregnant, John
Condoms break tootse. Deal with it.

 

by zmoney71
4-10-03
Hi, I'm former New York Met Keith Hernandez
And I'm former child actor and Family Ties star, Tina Yothers
We're here to talk to you about Proposition 305, the Mustache Ordinance
Sadaam Hussein has a mustache, and he's an evil man...an evil man who hates you personally, and also hates cute little hamsters
So remember, a vote for Proposition 305 is a vote for terror
Terror and hamstercide

 

by zmoney71
4-18-03
At home
I want a divorce Steve...and I've been cheating on you
At work
YOU'RE FIRED...and I've been banging our wife
At the pawnshop
I need a gun...and one bullet

 

by zmoney71
5-23-03
Is this guy going to change any of his characters, or the background, or anything?
I don't know, I feel like one of us should say or do something...you know, entertainment...this is a comic strip
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! THAT'S MY NA-
Shut the fuck up Alice
You're such a cunt Suzy

 

by zmoney71
5-23-03
Hey Carl, I just ordered us a pizza and- OH MY GOD!!
What? What? Did you...oh crap...did you see the computer screen?
...so gross...i didnt know that was even...that guy there with his...was that a goat?
So! When the hell does that pizza get here?

 

by zmoney71
5-23-03
Class on Monday
The thing i hated the most about Schindlers list is that they made Oscar Schindler out to be a Christ figure...the movie was supposed to be about Jews, damnit!
Class on Wednesday
I thought the Godfather was ok i guess, but why did they have to make Vito Corleone out to be such a Christ figure?
Class on Friday
I like Bill and Ted's excellent adventure very much, but the way they portrayed Rufus as a Christ figure really detracted from the film
Jeff you're such a faggot

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