Lookin' For Love by zooyork7-13-05 Ew, no. Get away from me! Hey there pretty lady, can I buy you a drink? Why won't anyone love me?
Charity Dread by zooyork7-13-05 Hello there good sir. I am collecting goods for the local charity drive. Sorry, can't help you out, buddy. ... I said... I AM COLLECTING FOR CHARITY!