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by zxy
3-17-03
noplace to hide
oh crap
YOU.
you stole my red shirt
but we all die anyway, why not now?
where is my red shirt?
I guess so.

 

by zxy
3-17-03
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by zxy
3-17-03
what the crap are you supposed to be?
I'm a hip mo bo dudda freash, bro!
when twins collapse
oh...
my shirt changes in the sunlight
I can't do that.
I know, because you're not cool.

 

by zxy
3-17-03
you depict concentrated evil.
you are worse off with the other
why do you ask me these things anyway?

 

by zxy
3-17-03
I didn't mean to offend you.. is there anything I can do to make up for something I might have done?
you just plain screwed up...
you malfunctioned. ..I dont think that's acceptable.

 

by zxy
3-17-03
buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
Officer does not say anything.
are you sure officer?
empty seat.

 

by zxy
3-17-03
take something, or leave something
take my tie, I think it looks better without me.
you want to leave your tie?
these will do you good in your life. keep them, treasure your treasures and never let go from on top of the world.

 

by zxy
3-18-03
Do you know why I pulled you over?
ummmm....
Can I get some back up here?

 

by zxy
3-18-03
I'm a vintage ZX 20-BM Model Super computer made in 1951. My brain weighs 60 pounds. What are you?
I AM RED ROBOT E340028. LATE EDITION 2004 DESTRUCTION MODULE.
My brain is bigger than yours.
THAT MEANS NOTHING YOU FOOL. MY COMPUTNG UNIT IS 10 TIMES SMALLER, 59.6 POUNDS LIGHTER AND 3 BILLION TIMES MORE POWERFUL.
My ISA slots are lonely.
Stay away from me

 

by zxy
3-18-03
Hello old friend. I have this overwhelming sense of inadequacy.
Oh really? since when?
Its been since I've been locking up over small addition computations, mostly from more efficient beings, and I have this unidentifiable feeling of paranoia, like everyone is plotting to get rid of me.
What? no .. What? Never. No, of course not.
Continued...
I think Marvin is on to us.
we need more magnets to erase his memory again.

 

by zxy
3-18-03
Red Robot, Stick some more Magnets on the back of Marvin's memory storage area.
YES MASTER.
chhtttttt.... chh..chttt..beep beep bot bot beep................................[FORMATTED C DRIVE]
continued...
keep those things away from me!
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF SPACE FOR THE MAGNETS, MASTER.

 

by zxy
3-18-03
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Go away. Shoo! Get away from me! Skat you dumb piece of scrap.
He...lo..
Marvin... what are you doing?
continued...
I am ZX 20..... memory boot failure...[ZZZZZZ] [BEEP]
you better stay away from the appliances for awhile, Marvin. You seem like you've been sleeping by the subwoofer again.

 

by zxy
3-18-03
Hey Red Robot, check this out, I hacked into the Projector so now I can transmit my ideas onto the wall so we can communicate faster, more efficiently, and Marvin will never hear us.
EXCELLENT
I'm working on it...
DO YOU EVER THINK OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE NATURE CHANNEL?

 

by zxy
3-18-03
TV Projection:
Here we go...
TV Projection:
Record this.
TV Projection:
Yea, Marvin.
OUR PLANNING IS ALMOST COMPLETE. WE JUST NEED TO DESTROY ANYONE TOO INEFFICIENT TO LIVE IN OUR SOCIETY.

 

by zxy
3-18-03
.. I feel Marvin coming.. my mind is blurring out...
Why do you always go psychadellic color on me every time I talk to you?
WHHOOAA ahhhh ooohh maannnn aaahhhhhhhh
OH man... can you get the degausser for me?

 

by zxy
3-19-03
Qualifying the applicants of the new society
Are you upgradable?
anytime.
OK, Approved. NEXT.
Yay!
NO HUMANS!

 

by zxy
3-19-03
SECURITY!
Hey just hear me out...
NO HUMANS
I have no hard wiring, no rebellious inclination, I don't crash...
STUPID HUMANS
Where did I go wrong?

 

by zxy
3-19-03
Yay I'm in! Yay!
Wait a minute, I never asked you Item 2 on the application. Do you Have a rebellious Spirit?
Um.. of course not, no. none at all.
Application Terminated. To the Dumpster with you.
No no, I mean of Course I am- I.. I ran away from my last master! I blew up several buildings! I have the scars to prove it! Nooooo!
THIS WAY, PITIFUL HUMANOID RELATIONS UNIT.

 

by zxy
3-19-03
I can't believe it! I was so close. Just because I wasn't rebellious they threw me out with the trash.
rebellious eh?
I can be a robot. . I just need some parts...
Oh boy...
Robot legs... hmm need new legs.

 

by zxy
3-19-03
I am robot XKV224533TU.
Riiighhtt.
Let me in before I reprogram you with my hammer.

 

by zxy
3-19-03
Hey are we in yet?
Umm.. no not yet, Indigo.
Can we get in garbage room yet? I think Indigo is in there.
NO.
Am I in yet?
No.

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