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by IdeaSmith
12-16-06
Awww...isn't he cute!!!! C'mere my babooo...
Not another one of those...
Stop eyeing other people's babies and make one of your own!!!!
I would! But you insist that they come with a husband attached.
Who was the idiot who said "Mulgi shikli pragati zhali"?

 

by IdeaSmith
12-16-06
And finally over dessert...
So...why do you want to get married?
So I can: a)get my family off my back b) divorce you and live off the alimony c) write a bestseller about how to avoid getting married
She thinks? No one told me she was supposed to think!!!! Mom.....what am I supposed to think????
I think I'm ready for a fulfiling, committed relationship now. What about you?
Back home
Well....how was the meeting? Did you like each other?
I think I should turn lesbian...

 

by IdeaSmith
12-19-06
A techno-greek and a tech-wiz.. opposites attract?
Open mind...open mind...open mind..
Hello, IS. I am your date for today. Sit down to proceed.
BOOM! BAM! KERPLUNKKK!
Uh....I think our neighbors have just declared war...again. Do you think...
ERROR!ERROR!...apparantly your phone isn't the latest model AND you haven't added a dsfsdf card to it AND you don't come equipped with a port from where one can update you. TERMINATE program date!
The interrogation...
Did you keep an open mind at least????
If my mind had been any opener, my brains would have fallen out!

 

by IdeaSmith
12-23-06
The wooing
Hey babeh...you and me, how about it? We're compatible, we like each other, we respect each other, we complement each other. So..?
Hmm...he could be right. Should I?
Some wham-bam later
Babeh...I don't want committment, I'm too young!! Why were you talking to the mailman? Don't you love me? *sulk* Tell me what to think! WAAAAHHHH!! Okay lets get under the mistletoe..*pucker*
Babeh? I feel like the baby-sitter here...
Why can't you settle down with one man????
I don't want to be arrested for cradle-snatching!!!!

 

by IdeaSmith
12-27-06
Before the party
I tell you, he's bad news! Stay away from him!
Don't worry. I can take care of myself.
At the party
C'mere my pretty....tell me your heart's desire...
.........................
After the party
Amazing!! He ran faster than a bad hair colour! Whatever did you say?
One little word. COMMITTMENT.

 

by IdeaSmith
12-27-06
09:00
Finishing your work in 8 hours is a sign of good time management. Get started on your new project!
Firefighting all day...
17:45
Done!
Excellent. Now you can take on the other project as well.

 

by IdeaSmith
2-07-07
At the end of the week...or so she thought....
Let's call London now. They'd have just returned from lunch and be ready to discuss.
But it's 7 pm on a Friday night in Mumbai!!
Next week on the corporate ladder....
Online meeting now? Not again!
Well it is the start of the day in New York.
And finally some afternoon....
Where do you think you're going? Didn't you just finish lunch?
It's 6 pm in Tokyo!

 

by IdeaSmith
2-26-07
A candid confession
You remind me so much of my first crush. You're cute, just like her. You even like the same dreary green that she did. Maybe fate brought us together...I was meant to have her..in a different body!
Hmph...and I was going to say "I tried wearing green for a change. But I still hate it."
Another bared soul
I'm glad you're nothing like my ex! Let's not go there because she used to love that place and I'm sure you hate it. You know...this green really suits you, all she used to wear was orange!
Uh...actually I like orange too.
Now why did you leave this last guy? Or the one before him? You should learn to compromise and make someone happy to find true love.
I gave them both what they wanted....another ex-girlfriend!

 

by IdeaSmith
4-08-07
The insufferable jackasses....
I'm leaving!!! Clean your own messes! What do you think I am????
You'll be back, babe! You can't live without us!
...stay perenially insufferable...
Ooh...where's she gone? Will she come back? The odds are 20-1 on the chick-stakes. Lay your bets here, the chickster will be back on the show!
Oh, brother, can't he leave me alone? Shut him up, someone! Dang, isn't there a real woman in the place to set them in their places???
And so, reluctantly ressurected
*Sigh* Alright...its a crummy job but someone's gotta do it. Now turn down the volume before I bin you along with your words.
Yeehoho!!!! I told you! I told you! I told you! I knew you'd come back to slap us!

 

by IdeaSmith
4-11-07
Life as usual...
My baby! My son!
Yeah...yeah...I had something to do with that too, remember?
Crash-landing on earth...
Oops...errr....wifey, where art thou? Baby seems to have peed...and he's crying!
Nappily ever after!
Yeah babe, babies do that sometimes...
I only gave birth to one baby!!

 

by IdeaSmith
7-07-07
Mr.Respectable makes an appearance
Is that any way to dress to work?
Yup. I am the star attraction in the circus.
Then...gives way to Hideous Hyde
You ain't with it, lurve. Gotta run with the world. A coupla weeks is all you get in this place. Ta babe, I gotta catch the buzz..
Didn't know you wanted my job, "lurve".
Update to friend
So what's the buzz on that one...Mr.Respectable?
He turned into a Page 3 glamour boy.

 

by IdeaSmith
7-09-07
An outsider's perspective
Why are you in a mausoleum?
That is my relationship with my boyfriend you are referring to!
In the graveyard of bad ideas and bad news boyfriends
Hear that sweetie?
OINK! Can't we be friends? OINK! I see a lovely piglet there, that's how I want you to look, then we'll work out just fine! OINK! After all you're too intelligent to let me go. Oink! Oink! OINK!
Clean-up day
You're incorrigible! Why do you throw out perfectly servicable stuff?
I'm just naturally environment UNfriendly!

 

by IdeaSmith
7-10-07
He's a dreamer
I'm the PS2 champ of all time!!!!! Do I look like a superhero?
The outfit's a little off, sweetie.
He's ambitious
How's this then?
Errm...that's a wizard, not a superhero.
He is......
I got it! I'm Captain W!!!! W for wine, W for wealth, W for women...W for...
...WANNABE....

 

by IdeaSmith
7-15-07
Mr. Eye candy has his eye on...
If he stares at my bust one minute longer, I'm going to throw my drink on him!! Then again...this is good wine.
Drool....drool.... drool....drool....
Diversionary tactics
Oooh...look at the stars! I wonder what constellation they are...
Ah...yes. That's Orion and there you can see...
Much later
So how did the date go?
Well, I didn't give him an eyeful. So I let him give me a earful instead.

 

by IdeaSmith
7-25-07
Oh nooo....not again! This husband hunt is like looking for a needle in a haystack!
Keep looking, there're plenty of choices but you have to go through all of them.
I'm developing hay fever!!!!!!
Don't worry. Think of the shiny needle you'll have at the end of it.
Yeah...a real pain in the wrong places...
Shh....here's another....

 

In an aisle in the Husband shop
Educated...make that Pedigreed- Good looking- Well settled- Good family- Well mannered- Friendly- Cultured- Intelligent- Broad minded- likes children..hmph, everything is on discount and all damaged!
by IdeaSmith, 7-25-07

 

by IdeaSmith
8-02-07
When Isaac Asimov fails...
I hate my life! Nothing ever goes the way I want it to!
There there now... it isn't that bad. Here, read this book, it'll take your mind off things.
......Arthur Bloch is called in...
No science-fiction please! It reminds me of my terrible grades in school!!!
Oh well....how about this one then? It's satire...that should cheer you up!
Alas! Cheering up some people is science fiction!
This isn't a life! It is an illustration of Murphy's law!
Somebody write a new book!!!!

 

by IdeaSmith
8-04-07
The metamorphosis continues...
Multi-faceted? Mixed-up you mean.
What's wrong with having many faces?
Some things never change
At least one of them should be your own!
So I'm not creative. I get other people to do that for me.
And some things keep changing..mindlessly
Hmph. All you are is a collage of other people's impressions.
YAWN...

 

by IdeaSmith
8-10-07
Dark clouds
Being in love with life is like living in the clouds. This is more like coughing through smog.
I am in love with life!!
That makes sense too.
Doesn't look like much of a love affair.
We're having a lover's tiff!!!

 

by IdeaSmith
8-19-07
Little boys do like their toys.
See my new toy! See my new toy!
Yeah I see it...
Little boys like to show off.
Oooh....look at it, just look at it! It beats me at chess, lets me search for stuff I don't need, proves me wrong in arguments! Isn't it a beauty?
Well, it's square and blue. It isn't sweet or edible....
Little boys are colour-blind and shape-challenged as well.
So?
Only a man would call it a BLACKBERRY!!!!

 

by IdeaSmith
8-22-07
Gupshup Gupshup...
Was speaking to him yesterday morning and he said that....
My gawwwd...what's wrong with him saying things like that? Idiot!
Kushpus...khuspus...
She said that he said that...
Oh? Ah! Well, hahahahhaa...he says the most ridiculous things when drunk. Don't pay any attention to him then!
Let there be light!!!
Drunk at 9 a.m.? Tch tch...
Oh well, her advice about him makes sense for any hour of the day!

 

by IdeaSmith
8-24-07
What's life without colour?
Emotion is the biggest aphrodisiac in my lust for life!
Sounds like black widow spider venom to me..
Or...the last word?
No that's the Idea-toons.

 

by IdeaSmith
9-03-07
At room temperature
Hey love, I broke my neck. Our cat delivered kittens yesterday too. Your bills are pending and the credit card company is threatening to sue. Roger asked if we could do dinner Sunday. Umm...honey?
Hmm..*yawn*...yeah, whatever.
A leetle beet of ice....
Sweetie? Let's go steady...oh, right we're already doing that. How about getting...umm...married? Uh, love? Where are you?

 

by IdeaSmith
9-03-07
Poor little boy...
Sweetie? I was just wondering...umm...we are together all the time. Errr...I mean, should we think of something more?
I'm scared of committment. I can't handle the pressure! Oooh...
Predictable little boy...
Oh, forget it!!!
Yeah...hmm....hey, whozzat??? That's the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen. *Drool*
I'll kill that boy!!!!
Huh?
Marry me??

 

by IdeaSmith
9-12-07
The Age of the Metrosexual Man
What a ghastly idea! Men competing with us in the beautification stakes!
Oh don't worry about it. It's all about gender equality after all. Think about it...
They’re going to have to design a bag that carries mobile phone, Ipod, cologne, comb, hair gel, face wipes, loose powder, nail file, tweezers, moisturizer, hand sanitizer...
...mustache trimmer, petroleum jelly, dry tissues, eyebrow comb, deodorant, nail cream, wallet, keys and handkerchief.
Silver lining...
Ha...! But without a natural genetic disposition to finding something in chaos, they'll also need a map to find all those things.
A metrosexual man is still a man...who won't want directions!

 

by IdeaSmith
9-12-07
Another makeover?
The metrosexual man is constantly evolving!
But do you have any hair left to do something with it?
Off to makeover land...
No...a new look. See you later...
Don't overdo it!!! Too much of anything is bad!!! Uh...I think that's excessive...
The new avatar!
Wanna make something of it?
*Sigh*

 

by IdeaSmith
9-25-07
No...it's just...nothing.
Tell me! Why can't you tell the truth???
C'mon...there should be an air of mystery about a man!
Oh, there is, alright! I'm flummoxed by how you pass yourself off as a human being!

 

by IdeaSmith
10-17-07
Sugar...
Our love story is like a fairy-tale....
Oh bother.....and I thought she wasn't mushy!
...and spice...
We're like Beauty and the Beast!!
!!!!!!
But that's not always NICE!
Who's the jerk that called my girl a beast? Huh? Huh?

 

by IdeaSmith
11-05-07
What's worse than a nauseating man?
CUPCAKE!!!
Don't call me that!Ick...it's degrading! What about me makes you think of a sugary, calorific baked dish?
Two nauseating men!!
HONEYBUN!!!!!!! Fancy running into you here!!! How's life been, babe?
Chemistry can cause explosions
This isn't a life....it's an illustration of Murphy's law!!
Honeybun? What makes you think she's sweet?

 

by IdeaSmith
11-20-07
Look who's talking!!!
How can you be so cold? You're hardly human!!
When I discovered that they categorized you as homo sapiens, I resigned in protest!
I don't want to know who's talking!
You know what they call a woman like you?
If I stop to listen to you....Masochist.
No wonder he keeps talking!
You're a real man-hater!!!
If all men continue to be like you, I'm turning lesbian!

 

Angel Charming
You are not the woman I thought you were.
Come, grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
by IdeaSmith, 11-23-07

 

Mr.Not-Hit
You are not the woman I thought you were. You are still a girl.
Good to know you actually think. Would be too much to expect you to get it right, though.
by IdeaSmith, 11-23-07

 

Is that a come-on?
You are not the woman I thought you were. You are still a girl.
Should I call you Humbert then?
by IdeaSmith, 11-23-07

 

*Yawn*
You are not the woman I thought you were. You are still a girl.
Happy realization! And have a good life!
by IdeaSmith, 11-23-07

 

The things I put up with in the name of friendship....
You are not the woman I thought you were. You are still a girl.
Welcome to reality. Deal with it. Don't bother playing father figure though.
by IdeaSmith, 11-23-07

 

What, another one? Really, when will you stop? Haven't you heard of the phrase 'one-man-woman'?
But I am a one-man-woman! One man at a time...
by IdeaSmith, 11-25-07

 

by IdeaSmith
11-29-07
He's being a moron.
He's being a man.
You think all men are morons??
Aren't they?
No! I am a sensible man!!!!
That makes you an OxyMORON!

 

by IdeaSmith
12-17-07
The husband market is so down, down, DOWN!
Well, the only time men are ever 'up' is in bed!
Hmm....it might still be a sane world if bed was the only time they were 'up'!

 

Don't lurve me because I'm beautiful!!
Yes, I think! And by the way....my face starts a few inches higher.
....
by IdeaSmith, 1-22-08

 

by IdeaSmith
1-26-08
The build-up
You want to make a quick stopover where?
Well, I need a haircut, alright?!!
The process
Are you done? Are you done? It's been over two hours!!! We're going to miss the party!!
Hold your horses! Facials take time. And I got a pedicure as well. They're painting my nails now.
The grand finale!!!
But....you look exactly the same!!!!!

 

Does that make sense?
Why are men so linear in their thinking?? And then so blase about it?
Because their only never-fail working organ goes up and down of its own accord!
by IdeaSmith, 2-04-08

 

by IdeaSmith
4-27-08
Men who ask too many questions...
What are you doing?
I'm checking that woman out!
...stupid questions...
You're checking another woman out? Why ever?
Because she's got something I don't!!
...deserve to hear the truth!
Huh? What? What? What?
An interesting date!

 

by IdeaSmith
5-10-08
JING...JANG....ooo...eee...JING..JANG
What is that strange noise? Is the music system broken?
That's Enigma, mum!! It's not noise, its New Age music.
OOO...EEEE...AAAAOUUUU.....
Swish...beep...clink-clank...OOO EEE...
I think I'm not ready for New Age. I'm more prepared for Old Age.

 

by IdeaSmith
5-14-08
Presenting Exhibit A...Mr.HairyScary
Hi!
Hair hair hair hair....too much hair!!!
Hair we go again...
You're saying no because he isn't clean-shaven?
If I wanted to be Mrs.King Kong, I'd go sit in a tree!!!
Haven't you heard 'Mouch nahin to kuch nahin'?
Yeah...ladki bhi nahin!

 

by IdeaSmith
6-22-08
I'm glad I am not a school teacher. I'd never be able to discipline the class!
I suppose you don't know that a lot of guys have school-teacher fantasies?
Hmph. Don't I? Of course I do. That still won't make me a good teacher.
Yeah but you'll receive a STANDING OVATION in each class! I'd sign up for one of those for sure...*wink*
Okay, I'll leave you to take care of the applause then.

 

by IdeaSmith
9-26-08
What happens to old flames?
So whatever happened to Mr.X and you?
We're happily married!
The spark dies out.
Huh? I heard you parted ways ages ago!
We did. Now he's married and I'm happy!

 

by IdeaSmith
12-25-08
Detox program? I didn't know you did drugs!!
I don't. The program is to cleanse my system of the after-effects of toxic boyfriends!
What's an otherwise sensible girl like you doing with guys like that?
I'm just a creature of habit - bad habit.

 

by IdeaSmith
1-27-09
The accusation
You are one scary woman! Sometimes you're downright diabolical!
Who, me? Demure, shy, totally-clueless me?
The interrogation
Yeah, right...why do you bash men so much?
I am very stress-prone. I agonize over everything.
...and we finally succumb
And that becomes the man's fault, how?
It doesn't. But male egos are like bubble-wrap....popping them just feels sooo good!

 

by IdeaSmith
2-26-09
The green-eyed monster
You were out with another guy? Were you? Were you??? You were, weren't you???!!!!!!
That's right, I was.
Time to beat a hasty retreat!
Howdidyou.. dontcareaboutme... whosthis...
The truth
You didn't tell him you were you were referring to your hairdresser?
Yeah if he stews in jealousy for a bit, the stylist's bill won't seem like such a big deal later.

 

by IdeaSmith
3-10-09
A new visiting card? Let's have a look at it.
'Alien Anthropologist'?? You're actually admitting you're not from this planet?
No, stupid! It refers to my dating life and the guys I go out with.
And 'Alien' describes all the men you date?
Well, their human state-masks self-destruct after 3 dates.

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