A new visiting card

Author: IdeaSmith

Date: March 10, 2009

by IdeaSmith
3-10-09
A new visiting card? Let's have a look at it.
'Alien Anthropologist'?? You're actually admitting you're not from this planet?
No, stupid! It refers to my dating life and the guys I go out with.
And 'Alien' describes all the men you date?
Well, their human state-masks self-destruct after 3 dates.