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by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-04-04
Hey everbody! Someone just invented a new drink, here try some.
Hey! Give me some of that beer.
Hey *hiccup* everybody.
Outside of the laboratory.........
Hey ugly what *hiccup* are you looking at?
I'm looking at your ugly face fatboy.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-04-04
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Well, i gotta go.
Later
What the hell was that!!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-04-04
A peaceful protest
Hell no we won't go! You'll have to drag us away!
What he said.
This has gone on for far too long! We will fight to the bitter end!
Dude, you said there be food. I'm outta here.
Excuse me sir, may i ask what you are protesting about?
we are protesting against the cutting down of trees in the rain forest to make paper signs!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-05-04
Satan! I have come to challenge you to a fight!
Ok, if you insist.
I'm gonna send you to hell where you belong.
Ow! Stop it, I give up.
The outcome of the fight...........
Uhhh.....
Muahahhaha

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-05-04
Yet another day at Hogwarts
Hey hermoine wanna see the new spell i learned?
No.
Ahhhhhhh!!
Maybe i should stop ordering spells off the back of ceral boxes.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-05-04
Ninja training
Ok
I will show you how a ninja master blends in with his surroundings. Just turn around and count to 10.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7...,8...,9...,10!
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He will never suspect it is me. I am just too good.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-07-04
"Kill Jesus, we hate him. All of the other Jews are counting on you so don't let them down."
Oh well, I guess if they want me to.
Hmmm......These are the only tools they left me. I guess I'll just use these.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-07-04
I guess I'll go look for Jesus now.
Meanwhile Jesus is wandering aimlessly in a mountain

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-07-04
Hmmmm....Where could Jesus be hiding?
Hmmmm.....I wonder where I am?
Oh my god! Theres Jesus, I should get him now while his back is turned.......Take this Jesus!!
???
I seemed to have missed.
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by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-07-04
Ouch! Hey Jesus, could you wait there while I get this nail out of my face.
There, Ok now where were we.......Dammit come back here!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-07-04
There you are Jesus.
Ok, enough running lets fight!
After the fight...........
Ok, you ready to give up now?
Uhhhh.......
THE END
There it looks like my work here is done.
Damn, I'm screwed.....

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-08-04
A Jesus and Jesus Conversation
Yo Dude, How's it hanging?
Ohh HELL no!
HOLY Shit!!!
Majimbo!!!!
JESUS CHRIST!!! Watcha do that for?!!!
Bitch!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
8-26-04
Dude i hear this place is haunted!
Yeah! No kidding.
No lie, cross my heart and hope to die.
you can't promise that.
We do!
Who haunts that place anyways?

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
8-26-04
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Dude this game is freaking awesome!!
uhhh...i havent even turned it on yet.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
Hey dude, I have a problem, can you help me?
Sure, the first thing you should do to solve a problem is to take your shirt off and kiss.
What?!?!?!? I'm not doing that.
Well, it will help solve your problem.
I'm not taking my shirt off.
Fine solve your own damn problem.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
Hello sir, I would like a large serving of all your money please.
Ok now will that be for here or to go......wait a minute you cant have the money so get the hell outta here.
Eh man, you better give me the money or I gonna cut you up so bad, you no wish I cut you up so bad.
I dare you to try and cut me.
I warned you man.
Ouch, my pride.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
Ehhhhh, whats up doc?
I got you now you pesky wabbit.
Hey what happens if I pull this trigger?
Hey give that back!
Oh My God! Oh My God! I gotta get the hell outta here!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
Yeah, what do you want?
Well, I was wondering if you could give me some emotions. We robots don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me sad.
Ok there you go.
Hmmm, I feel different.
I let you feel the greatest emotion ever, anger.
BZZZT_DESTROY_ALL_HUMANS!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
Did you hear the one about the amish guy and the arabian?
No, i don't think i have.
Well this amish guy and this arabian guy walk into a bar...
Hey i think there talking about us.
Like i havent heard this joke enough times already.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
Just another day at school
Yo man this weed is freaking awesome!!
I'm seeing all kinds of crazy things!! I'm freaking out here!
You know i'm just a drug induced hallucination right?

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
It'sa me, Mario. I come to fight you Bowser.
Oh its on baby, its on.
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Puny mortal, you are no match for me.
Mamamia, good thing I had two lives left.
What'd you say about my momma?!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
Luigi, where's your uniform?
I was in a hurry this morning.
Well go change right now.
Ok, ok I'm going.
...
Well, one of us is going to have to change.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
I would just like to say that America sucks.
Yup. All hail Hitler!
... My name is Osama dumbass.
Whats the difference?

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-23-05
I challenge you to a fight Jesus. There can only be one.
Well, bring it on old man, bring it on.
Boom Shaka Laka!!!
Ahhhhh!
Hehehe, I think I'll be the bigger man and WALK away.
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by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-25-05
What the hell...
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Is that chicken following me??
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What the hell is he waiting for? I wish this motherfucker would hurry up and cross the street already!!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-25-05
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Hello
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???
Finally!! I'm no longer the whitest guy at school anymore!!
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by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-25-05
Hey i think were being abducted!!
You don't say
I hear that they strip you naked and probe you
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You mind if me and my cat go first??

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-25-05
Week 4 On the Deserted Island
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Gimme your money or i'll blow your freaking head off!!
You and i are the only two people here and you always rob me once a week knowing full well i have no money! Not to mention that the gun ran out of ammo weeks ago!!
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I 'm so lonely...

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
4-25-05
There once was a boy named jesus who used to make miracles happen everyday.
Michaels innocent and no hes never touched me inappropriately nor have i ever set foot in neverland ranch.
Ok then, I guess hes free to go.
Then one day an angry mob nailed jesus to a cross.
Uhh ouch.
Hey im just a carpenter when i built this thing i didnt know whst they were gonna use it for.
The End or Is It?
Well that wasn't a very good ending.
Sorry son no more stories it's your bed time.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Hey Cody, you look gay. I am ashamed to be your brother.
Oh yeah? Look at those gay shorts you're wearing and that stupid hat. Don't get me started on that lame sweater.
Dammit Zack, that was my good nipple you just bit off.
I'll bite the other one off too so they'll match.
They fought for hours, which soon became years. After Cody lost his 50th nipple, the battle had come to an end. Zack then forced Cody to wear a diaper while hanging on a cross. THE END
Curse you Zack!!!!
Muahahahahahahahahaha.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Billy my son, It is time for you to embrace GOD. Close your eyes now.
Yes father.
The priest then let out a fart so massive that it nearly shattered all the glass in the church which nearly lasted 7 mins
POOOOOOOOT!!!
oooo i cant't wait!!
I still got it!
Simply heavenly!!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Another day in the park.
I wish I had a bone.
A bone magically appears in the dog's mouth.
Wow! That was amazing. This bone came out of nowhere, thank you jesus.
Meanwhile Jesus and Zeus are up in the clouds.
Actually that wasn't....
No, no, its ok. I am used to it.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Another day at the White House as President Bush is being interviewed.
Mr. President, what are your thoughts concerning the war in Iraq?
Um...(dam what did they tell me to say....)
We're waiting for your answer Mr. President.
Well, uh.... hey whats that?
Where?

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Here we see Mike Tyson going to Arnold Shwarzaneggar's Pizza Shop.
"Hello, and welcome to Awnolds pizza shop.
I would like a regular cheese pizza please.
Yor pizza comes wit nine millimeter bullets in it, and it has no cheese. What da hell iz cheese anywayz?
How can such a big guy have such a funny voice?
Uaooa!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Another day goes by in Iraq as the country is being bombed.
Can you believe what these Americans have done Billy?
I know Ackmed, this is crazy.
As of today, I officially hate Americans. If I ever see one, I'm going to eat his brains out.
Good thing he is an imbecile, but I better get out of here before he finds out I'm American.
Billy you still there?

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
freeze or i'll kill ya.
Not before i kill you.
My magnum index finger will blow your brains out.
I'll kill you until you die from it.
It seems we are evenly matched.
Touche.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Here we see people in heaven, but the only rule is no stepping on ducks. If you do, you will be chained forever with the ugliest person ever. After 100 years it happened....
I wish I hadn't stepped on that duck.
After 1000 years, it happened again.
Dam those ducks. They're everywhere.
after 1,000,000 years, it DOESN'T happen.
Hmm... I didn't step on a duck, god must be rewarding me!
Well I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-27-06
It appears we've landed on an uncharted planet captain.
Where...are...we...Mr spock!!
Captain theres a red shirt guy in the next frame. I think he wants your money.
What!? Where is he Mr spock?
Rahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Red Shirt!!
What the hell? This totally caught me by surprise!! What happen to Mr Spock!?

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-27-06
Hey kid, WTH do u think your doing here?
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Fucking kids ...

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-28-06
Now we continue where we left off as red shirt plagued by space madness draws his weapon on his own captain!
Rahhhhh?! Red Shirt!!
Have you gone mad red shirt!? You've got to snap out of it! Fight the space madness!! KHAN!!!
wuhhhooo...rah?? red shirt?? what happened to me captain?
Now Spock!!
I've applied the vulcan death grip to red shirt captain. It seems i've only managed to give him slight neck pain.
I'm glad your on our side!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-28-06
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Ohhh, so this is where they sell the calculators.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-28-06
Another day in the world of Super Mario....
Dude, what the hell are you doing hanging out with my girl? I'm gonna have to kick your ass!
I swear, I didn't do anything! We were just hanging out.
After a long battle with Bowser...
Thank you for saving Princess Peach, Mario. I owe ya one.
Mamamia!
45 minutes later...
Uhh... where the hell am I?
Dammit Mario, what did I tell you about eating those mushrooms? Now go fix my fax machine already.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-28-06
Wake up snowflake!
What, what do you want?
That new nintendo system came out today and I got one!
Cool! Lets go to your house and play with your Wii.
Alright, and then we can play with my new nintendo system!
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by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-28-06
Eh man, you stepped on mah shoes!
Yeah, so. What are you gonna do about it?
What a dick, I swear I'll get him back one day...
Later you little queer, I gotta go.
Well, I guess he wishes he hadn't stepped on my shoes now.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-28-06
PC and MAC Having a Conversation
I don't think thats such a good idea.
Hey PC can you help me out with something?
Why Not?
Well you know how unreliable PCs are.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-28-06
After dealing with red shirt the crew beams back to the Enterprise.
It seems we've made it back alive captain.
Who knew space madness planet would give you space madness!
Where is our next destination captain?
How about Uranus.
Yea, i said it
Alright but not so rough this time.
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by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-30-06
A Tribute
Hey Boorite King of Atlantis, why the long face?
Well i got into an argument with poseidon and he turned my hand into a fish.
That's too bad, but what were you arguing about?
I'd rather not talk about it...
You flipped him off didn't you.
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by KiD_NoToRiOuS
9-30-06
Another MAC and PC Conversation
Hey PC, whats wrong?
This isn't good this isn't good at all.
What's not good?
Well, I think i got a virus. It's pretty serious.
Really?! How'd you get it?
I think it was from that slut in the cybersex chat room. I knew i should of used norton.

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
10-05-06
*sigh* Life sucks. I wish I were dead.
I wanna die right now, I hate life.
Alright! Everybody get down! This is a robbery!
Oh my god, oh my god. I'm gonna die!!!

 

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
10-05-06
I just got here officer. What seems to be the problem?
Well, as you can see --
No, wait. I'll check for myself.... Oh my god! This is horrible! Who would do such a thing?!
What? What is it?
The criminal spelled murder backwards. Can you believe that??
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