Don't Step On The Ducks

Author: KiD_NoToRiOuS

Date: May 27, 2005

by KiD_NoToRiOuS
5-27-05
Here we see people in heaven, but the only rule is no stepping on ducks. If you do, you will be chained forever with the ugliest person ever. After 100 years it happened....
I wish I hadn't stepped on that duck.
After 1000 years, it happened again.
Dam those ducks. They're everywhere.
after 1,000,000 years, it DOESN'T happen.
Hmm... I didn't step on a duck, god must be rewarding me!
Well I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.