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by Lifesuck
11-25-06
You have entered the world of My Life Sucks Club, enter at your god dam wish, and see if I care,
Whatever
Another mortal fool has come upon my Life Sucks Club enter at you own sucking risk
Sweet Man, if you here screaming just don't ask.
Jesus Christ! What are you doing here
Suck that , get me off this dam cross !

 

by Lifesuck
11-25-06
Where is my stupid dad he said he would be here by now.
You wil die under the power of all might
Are you supposed to pick your son up?
Shut Up I am thinking about where your weak spot is hiding!
Sorry

 

by Lifesuck
11-25-06
Have a good day at school son
Bye Dad
NOW TO WATCH TV I ALWAYS TRICK EVRYONE!
I wonder why my dad never gets any money
Beats me

 

by Lifesuck
11-25-06
Sure thing Son
Dad can you help me with my Home Work
There all wrong
But Mrs.Tiano

 

by Lifesuck
11-25-06
What Crap, a cook with spinach in a bowl wierd
What the?
You take that back, this isn't spinach, this is jello from the gods freak
Dude there's good jello from the gods in exhibit 24
Sweet

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
A body was killed on Murder ST. The Murder had a Shotgun
So Dan was shot with a shotgun in the face 5 times, dam this is hard to figure out
Sure is
Wait you have a shotgun, you killed Dan
Did not
Your Under arrest
Gosh Golly Darn

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
Who are you?
I am a Smart Ass
What the hell did you do wrong?
By Being A Jackass
Ouch
They also call me a Dumbass, when I get drunk, from vodka!

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
Jhony I need youto write, a note to self
Never flush paper towels down the toilet
What Kind of B**h would do that?
Um Yea

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
Ms.Singal you got a rocking body
I don't like oves, like you
Well I got myself a ferrari, and a mazarati
Those car suck, they killed my mother, in a horrible accident
Daddy can we go now
Moon Unit, hold on me and your teacher are having a very important discussion

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
Hello Son welcome, to the monk nation!
Thank You
Are you gay?
Me, oh no I'm not gay, but my husband is.

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
Mom I brought something with me
I don't care, whatever that is, it is not staying in the house
Awww mom he followed me here, he must like me.
Mothers these days
Dam, now I'll never get all those beers, that my friends wanted!

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
Hi there bull
Tickle me ,and die
The Bulls these days.
?

 

What you are about to see, are 7 comics of a boy named Punk.
by Lifesuck, 11-26-06

 

by Lifesuck
11-26-06
I'll go chill with sam
No punk you may not
Aww mom you got to let me go
No, and any way, this is all a dream
Mom, you got brain tumor, your thinking I'm in college
?????

 

by Lifesuck
11-27-06
You know I like english girls like
Shut Up You
A girl Dumped you ha, what a murder!

 

by Lifesuck
11-27-06
Hey Ronie you here?
Dude whas up
Hey Punk!
I see you have murded some people
I don't murder I work for the Grim Reaper den de re!

 

by Lifesuck
11-27-06
Ronnie long time no see
Dude whe saw each other yesterday, by the way the grim reaper got drunk again.
You snuck into my bedroom, put whipped shit on my fingers, and I woke up with it all over me dam you.
I had it videotaped too, he he he
Mr. Smith how is it going
Good, you still have to pay that fee for the book you burned!

 

by Lifesuck
11-27-06
Nothing can spoil my vaction
What I turned that in before summer vacation Ms. Dumbalbee
You still owe me that 15 page essay Mr

 

by Lifesuck
11-27-06
Nothing can spoil my vaction
What I turned that in before summer vacation Ms. Dumbalbee
You still owe me that 15 page essay Mr

 

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This is exactly why I hate going to the doctors
by Lifesuck, 11-27-06

 

by Lifesuck
11-27-06
Hey Hippie Freak do you want a cigarette?
Hey buddy I'm the one with the signs, who do you think you are?
I am a high class hippie, and your a low class punk, who is selling disgusting cigarettes

 

by Lifesuck
12-10-06
Hi sweety would you like an egg?
No thanks mom we already did an eggxperiment today!
?
I still wonder what that thing in that egg was.

 

by Lifesuck
12-10-06
Welcome to the mall folks, already, a guy in front of me has fainted.
Hello there poor soul, how do you feel about christmas shopping
I think I broke my spine!
Oh shoot, a mob is coming right at me, good bye folks stay tune later

 

by Lifesuck
12-10-06
Whoa! A fight over the last Playstaion 3 on the shelves, when theres plenty more in other stores!
So santa how is it going?
Well let's see a kid punched me in the gut, and a kid threw up on me, it's the worst time of the year ever!
He dad have fun while christmas shopping?
What? I barley made it out of the mall, get me egg nog NOW!

 

by Lifesuck
2-09-07
What are you playing!
Sims 2, right now i'm killing a family, I also put the cat into the oven!
Okay then....
I also, killed the dumb, slobbering dog with it, so they will die together!
Thats what happened in my dream, DREAM COPIER!
Whoa,the oven blew up, sweet!

 

by Lifesuck
2-09-07
AND NOW, AFTER THE FIVE HOUR COMMERICIAL BREAK IT'S EPIC MOVIE TIME, yaaaa!
Shut Up, boys it's on.
THE MOVIE
Argh It's the White Bitch
Don't take my name in vain, Jack Shitso
AAAA, It's A talking beaver!
Oh Shit!

 

by Lifesuck
2-09-07
No kidding!
Dude where in space!
Yo Jones, what are you doing in a house flying in space, for no reason?
Oh my god your my long lost twin brother!
Dude I am you!
Wake up, wake up Jones?

 

by Lifesuck
2-09-07
It's hard to be Britney spears, you know.
Yes I understand
The negative, shit about me, the weddings each week!
Yes I understand
The papparzi
Yes I understand

 

by Lifesuck
2-09-07
I hate HW.
And don't forget, your 5 page essay about the Civil War, and then you will read the 550 page book by tommorow, then you wil bla bla bla.....
Home work isn't that bad, unless it wastes your day.
Hey Mike wanna play outside, go to the movies, then play at the arcade?
Well better start doing my home work!

 

by Lifesuck
2-14-07
C'mon C'mon Deadham
Dancevielle: Closed Dagger Town: Closed Damsnow: closed...
Yes! No School
Deadham is closed, go play, go sled, have snowball fights, get frostbite!
In the backround: Yessss!
Nooooooo!!
Just kidding! SUCKERS!

 

by Lifesuck
2-14-07
Welcome Ladies And Germs, to the dis show/ Our 2 offfenders, Dumb Ass, and Punk!
Now I ain't saying your ugly, but
Uh-Oh
Punk is going for the goal..
what kind of person wastes all there money they worked there ass off for
Wait for it...
Oh yes, and what a dis if I say so myself!
to look like Michael Jackson!
HEY!

 

by Lifesuck
2-14-07
Welcome, Ladies and Geeks to the dis show! First up Garfield, and his nerdy owner Jon!
Hey Nerdo, Get a life yet!
Uhhh...
Now Ben and Jerry
Your clothes may be ugly, but there so you!
May you floss a hippo!
I hwish you luck on hunting season 1, wait, I hope the bunny with rabies has luck killing you!
May birds poo on you, all day long!

 

by Lifesuck
3-16-07
Welcome To Ski Report, with me Ski Dan
A skier swerves, and smashes into the glades, hitting a gopher, and perfectly smashing into a tree, with no skies, and a pole, well you make it up!!
Holy Crap, a nasty crash has happened!
AAAAAAAAA
Well as long as it 's not me!
I didn't know my head could do a 360!

 

by Lifesuck
3-16-07
Wow that skier really sucks!
Well can you do any better?
Ummmm, oh shisnap
Didn't think so
Wow that skier really sucks!
Oh well let's enjoy the moment anyways!

 

How Many TImes Have I told YOUto clean up your room??!~!!
But Ma I"m going for the record!
by Lifesuck, 4-01-07

 

by Lifesuck
4-15-07
Next Up We Have WEIRD AL!
YAA!
AND A ONE AND A HELL WITH IT!
AAAAAAAAA!
OOPS I FARTED AGAIN I KILLED 50 PEOPLE AND BLEW UP TOKYO OH BOOM BOOM!
YOUR MY BIGGEST FAN!

 

by Lifesuck
4-15-07
You Have come to the land of chickens!
WOW!
This is the White House!
What a dump!
Well it used to be now it's an bar!
Cool, a drink and food at the same time!

 

by Lifesuck
4-15-07
WELL HERE WE ARE, WANT VODKA CHICKENLIGHT BEER, CHICK FIGHT WINE ?
I WANT EGG NOG
UMMMMM WELL OK!
THANKS
GOT ANY BAD EGGS?
NO YOU WILL NEED TO WAIT A WEEK I'LL HATCH ONE!

 

by Lifesuck
4-15-07
FLUM DEE DUM, HEY!
BAM BAM BA RA!
ARE YOU CHIKENING OUT ON THE FIGHT TONIGHT?
???
I AM A CHICKEN!

 

by Lifesuck
4-16-07
Sorry, but there is no Eggnog!
It's Ok!
I'm sorry, but we will need to sacrafice you to the chicken of um ra!
It's Ok!
I'm sorry, but we will need to sacrafice you to the chicken of um ra!
WHAT!

 

by Lifesuck
4-16-07
Here we are!
WHOA!
Oh F**K
Come on, for Christ sake
UMM!

 

by Lifesuck
4-16-07
La La Dee Dum Bam ra some one la help!
Who on earth are you?
Shh we must es....
POW WENT A GUN AND THERE WAS NO MORE NIJA!
Oh boy
OW! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BLODDY DO THAT? THAT WAS UNNECESSARY!

 

by Lifesuck
4-28-07
I Tell, this what hapens when I try to sell my product!
Well what are trying to sell?
Microshit office 3
NEED A MOMENT GRAB A TWIX!
?????!??
?????!?

 

by Lifesuck
4-28-07
Well what's the final decison?
We send you on slow lifeboat to China, CHINA I TELL YOU!
Sweet I always wanted to go to China!
WELL

 

Oh Just A Spoonful of Sugar Helps The Kids Get Wired In The Most Annoying Way!
WEE HA HA Hee!
by Lifesuck, 6-02-07

 

by Lifesuck
6-02-07
Honey I'm home!
Great, I just had 12 kids!
Great I'll Go Play in Traffic!
????????????

 

Your Really Good at driving !
by Lifesuck, 6-02-07

 

by Lifesuck
6-02-07
Harvest Breeze, was that a thump I heard?
You mean the sasquatch we ran over!
I think we missed the turn to Uncle Billys House!
No way Gilbert that was rich land, we need crap land!
Harvest Breeze Where's The Bloddy Map?
Harvest Breeze in not with us!

 

by Lifesuck
6-02-07
Demon, Long Time No See!
yea
So whats up?
Nothing, just assholes coming to hell who are bad!
I've been having heros lateley!
yea

 

See You Later
Go to Hell!
by Lifesuck, 6-02-07

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