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by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Happy birthday Mr. McBaconson.
So did you get me a present?
uh oh...
C'MON! DID YOU?
Did the guy in the suit get a present for Mr. McBaconson?Find out later.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Well, ya see...
you didnt get me a present, did you?
no
Will the kid save Mr. McBaconson?? I dunno.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
This is so stupid it's not even funny. I'll get the hose Mr. McBaconson!!
HELP ME YOU IDIOT!
Be that way. Im leaving.
Im SORRY COME BACK!
THERE! I PUT IT OUT!
thanks man.. you're kool.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Um.. Mr. McBaconson?
Whassup man? Want some tofu?
Wat happened to you?
I've got...
BOOGEY FEVAH BABY!!!

 

STUPIDITY IS FUN
Hey baby
Wiggidy what foo'?
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by MessyKitty
4-11-06
ASIANGIRL2 WINS!!
PWNED FOO'!

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Dork Luke:Hey baby. wanna be my gf?
Sunshiney:Excuse me?
Dork Luke:You're hot. duh!!
Sunshiney:...
uh oh...
Sunshiney:Luke, it's me, joe. Rofl.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Harry Potter77:Oh no! A gothic zombie lv 7!
Your soul will burn deep within the confines of planet Gothica.
Harry Potter77:Im only lv 4 mister gothic guy!!
I summon you, god Zamorack!
Oh dear! You have been pwned by a gothic zombie!
wow that was fast.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Hey! Is that Runescape?
YAH! And I just scammed some noob. Jiggidy Jon.
Whats your user name?
Nerdizala.
NOT A FACT
IM OUTTA HERE!
The square root of pi is equal to the circumference of a circle with 25.674 feet in diameter!NOOB!

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
In the study
They found on the corner of Shiggidy Street. No one wants to adopt me. Im so sad!
Im being adopted as we speak. The kids name is Stupid Retard.
In the gym
How exactly do you lift weights?
I love you 'wots and 'wots.
In the cafeteria
OH NO!! NOT AGAIN!

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Noobey Dude6:Joe! I became a member and got this cool cat!
Joe The Mage:Memebers are over rated.
Joe The Mage: Member*
Joe The Mage has logged out.
Noobey Dude6:His name is sir fluffalot.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Dork Luke:Hey bob. I havent been to varrock in forever.
Bob 11:Ever since you lost a fight to Sunshiney?
HAHA-YOU DEAD
Dork Luke:Shut up!!!!1!
THE BATTLE BETWEEN LUKE AND SUNSHINEY
Sunshiney:Omg wat did i do?

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
DUELING YAY
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
I accept!!
i drew... Jelly Bean the Warrior.
ATK:0 DEF:0
The effect is I lose when i draw it.
I dont get it.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
hi
hi
you're gonna be my best friend.

 

HONESTLY...
My mom called. She said I can never go back to her house.
I can see why.
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oooo burned
I said give me the money!!
I said your butt stinks of poopoo and fish casserole.
by MessyKitty, 4-11-06

 

Hes in trouble..
I wish to embrace you and caress your pretty little head.
Lets see what happens if you come any closer buddy!
by MessyKitty, 4-11-06

 

No really. who is?
by MessyKitty, 4-11-06

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
HEY! UP IN THE SKY! It's a bird! It's a plane! No next to the plane!
HURRY UP RETARD
Wait. Thats a bird. No next to the bird!
No wait. Thats a flying pig-cow crossbreed. Wait! Next to THAT! yah. Thats Superman.

 

closure
I LOVE YOU DISEMBODIED ARM!
You do?
by MessyKitty, 4-11-06

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Jiggidy Jon:Wow. Where did you get that cool armor?
Nerdizala:I thought I told you to go away after I scammed you!
Jiggidy Jon:You only got my sardine...
Nerdizala:Fine. Theres a quest in there called Quiggidy Quest to the Miggidy Moon.
Jiggidy Jon:That sounds shiggidy sweet.

 

CAN OTHER PEOPLE DO WHAT MARIO DOES?
So uh.. You're a pirahna plant?
Yah. Please don't kill me. I have a wife and two seeds at home.
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by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Obi-Wan-Baloney. You have come far.
Well, not really. My house is two blocks down.
SILENCE!
YOU WANNA GO BUDDY?
Im sorry.
Me too.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Hello Anakan Groundtrotter.
(This ice cream tastes like cement)
Are you listening?
Yah.
May I have a lick?
Lemme think about it.

 

by MessyKitty
4-11-06
Who are you?
Why I'm the siggidy sith lord. With the lightning force, and the evil and aww you know what im talkin about.
Get outta my house!
Im leavin with the door and the runnin and the aww you know what Im talkin about!

 

by MessyKitty
4-12-06
Jiggly Jack:Ok you stupid ghost. This restless ghost quest is wasting my time! Prepare to be put to rest!
First can I have one last hotdog?
Be that way...

 

by MessyKitty
4-12-06
we sure have been to lots of places in the last three seconds.
I just farted!!

 

by MessyKitty
4-12-06
Jiggidy Jon:Lol you got arrested again?
Xxsk8urboyxx:We members don't have an easy life.
Biggidy busted
Sunshiney:Hey evry1! I just won the member lottery! Actually evry member did!

 

SAY NO TO MEAT AND NON HIPPIES!!
I just farted, sneezed and wet myself at the same time!
by MessyKitty, 4-12-06

 

Give him a second
sup?
by MessyKitty, 4-12-06

 

by MessyKitty
4-12-06
Tryin To Be Kool: Wow a runescape fairy.
Yes I am the runescape fairy.
Tryin To Be Kool: I will kill you and hang your digital carcus on my wall!
Oh dear!You are on fire!
pwned.

 

by MessyKitty
4-12-06
Big brother? Wutcha doin'?
Playin Barney RPG stupid.
WAIT? WHAT THE?
FACE MY NERDY DOOM!

 

by MessyKitty
4-12-06
Welcome to Asiangirl is explorin.
Hello kids. Today we are going to explore my bathroom.
DONT MAKE ME USE THIS FOO'!
You're so funny!
I WARNED YOU FOO'!
PIGGIDY PWNED

 

This is goin' somewhere.
You're kinda cute.
by MessyKitty, 4-12-06

 

Canadian sheep are real!?
Well, I've bombed America successfully.
I'm a Canadian, eh?
by MessyKitty, 4-12-06

 

by MessyKitty
4-12-06
The guy on the left is having a ceisure.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
what do you get when you dont.
hu?
ummm...
Thats the punchline =). lolz
AHHHHHHHHH
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
Dork Luke:I heard next week jagex was gonna let us have dogs in rs.
Not A Boy:Kool.
OMG RUNESCAPE IS BEING BOMBED!!!!!
Not A Boy:Hmmm
Not A Boy:Wats a dog?

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
The Inevitable Dimension of Death and Stuff
ANAKAN GROUNDTROTTER! I am Viggidy Vader of the shiggidy sith.
Got any secrets?
I am your figgidy father.
SHOOT! I jumped ahead!

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
It is I, C3P0
BEEP BOO BOP.
I would hardly call this exciting retard.

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
NOW WE BATTLE!
Ok.
DIE! DIIIE!
uh...ow? ow. You hurt me....
Cool! I didn't even have to find a way to cut hands off!

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
D O R K:Hey I just started working for Delrith.
Harry Potter77:
D O R K:Why does no one like me??????

 

OMG at its best
OMGFTBQQWRSTFGHJKALXBSCXJSTX SHSMXBSKSAMSMXBDMSNSKDJS I just put a nail in my head!
by MessyKitty, 4-13-06

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
Hello. Welcome to TURTLE3 NEWS. I am Bob McBob bringing you news 24-7.
OMGJHHJHASJK
As you can see behind me, we are all going to die very very soon.
...
THE GOOD NEWS IS you can get Hi-Def in Heaven.

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
Hello. I am Sally McFinklestein and this is TURTLE3 News: Bringing you news 24-7. We have successfully put a man on Mars yesterday. We have an exclusive interview.
OMG IT WAS SO KOOL I WAS IN THE AIR AND THERE WAS NO GRAVITY AND EVERYTHING WAS RED AND I GAGGED ON MY SALIVA!
Interesting. Tell me about something that does not involve saliva.
THERE WAS ALIENS! ONE WAS LITTLE AND KINDA CUTE BUT ONE BIT MY FINGER OFF!
Are you going to go anywhere else soon?
They said they'd let me go to Uranus but I don't get it. It's right behind me, right?

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
Hello. I am Bob McBob and this is TURTLE3 News bringing you news 24-7.
And I am Sara Lizard the important story of the day is Mega Man has had an affair with his wife, Wo Man.
Mega Man's wife beet him to deletion with an ugly stick.
Ow. That musta hurt.
In related news, my gol bladder is bleeding.
We'll see you after Bob's surgery. This has been TURTLE3 News. Good Giggidy Night.

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
Hello. I am Bob McBob with TURTLE3 News. Bringing you news 24-7. Today we are discussing the biggest question. Can we find a way to remove heads and replace them?
The answer is Yiggidy Yes. Thanks to Dr. Bloodybooger we can perform Secto- Cranio- Surgic- Thing.
Craniosectumy stupid.
Octopi is plural of octopus. YAY
The good thing about it is that even octopi can have it done.
That's right Bob.

 

by MessyKitty
4-13-06
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE CUZ I SAID SO
This might be it too, but I'm not sure.
You're supposed to be the chicken and this one is the most likely.
I'd like to apply for a job.
DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!

 

I farted
I despise you you fat farting veggie.
by MessyKitty, 4-13-06

 

I need to learn to aim at the toilet...
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