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| Hello. I am Sally McFinklestein and this is TURTLE3 News: Bringing you news 24-7. We have successfully put a man on Mars yesterday. We have an exclusive interview. | |
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| OMG IT WAS SO KOOL I WAS IN THE AIR AND THERE WAS NO GRAVITY AND EVERYTHING WAS RED AND I GAGGED ON MY SALIVA! | |
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| Interesting. Tell me about something that does not involve saliva. | |
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| THERE WAS ALIENS! ONE WAS LITTLE AND KINDA CUTE BUT ONE BIT MY FINGER OFF! | |
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| Are you going to go anywhere else soon? | |
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| They said they'd let me go to Uranus but I don't get it. It's right behind me, right? | |
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