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by MrDuck666
8-29-02
Dad sure hit the roof when he came home today...
Never expected him to be so pissed at me...
I just had no idea squeaky toys should not be used in "that" way...

 

by MrDuck666
8-29-02
I have taken a very important decision today on my life!!!
I have decided to become a productive member of society, a force of good, a person to be proud to know off!!!
And pigs will fly...bleh...

 

by MrDuck666
8-29-02
If a man shits on outer space, his crap will float around...
And if a man pees on outer space, it will float away too...
But if a man shits liquid shit...will it float like piss or like shit?

 

by MrDuck666
8-29-02
Well, I really think I should go and clean that mess up...
Otherwise dad will flip out when he comes home...
Though if the cops get here first I'll say I never heard any gunshots...

 

by MrDuck666
8-29-02
Life is like a laxative...
You sometimes gotta take it in...
And hold on for dear life as all the shit comes out blazing...

 

by MrDuck666
8-29-02
Mom was very angry today with my dad, complaining about how last night his "fireman" not giving in with the "big hose"...
Dad barked back about how mom's "fire place" just died up and dried...
I just wish they'd talked about having sex in a normal way like the rest of us...

 

by MrDuck666
8-29-02
Life sure is funny sometimes...
It's amazing how the little things in it can make all the difference...
Yup, it's a good thing my dad was too busy noticing the hooker next door to see me smuggle some drugs into the house...

 

by MrDuck666
8-29-02
I think I should seriously consider lying down in bed or standing up...
It's just not normal...
3 weeks of sitting like this, and even my hemorroids are beggining to talk to me...

 

by MrDuck666
8-30-02
"Today is the first day of the rest of your life"
That phrase has always inspired many people...
Except inmates on Death Row...

 

by MrDuck666
8-30-02
Male....female....male...female...male...female....male...female....male...female....male...female...
Nah...
I am sure Paz is a she-male...

 

by MrDuck666
8-30-02
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If you expect some sort of punch-line on this last panel...you can start sucking on your toes...

 

by MrDuck666
8-30-02
Many people tend to ask me why do I have this big bug-eyed stare...
Well...I always answer'em:
"If you were a one-eared rabbit who appeared on a crummy and sick online comic strip, you'd loose a lot of sleep yourself buster!!!!!"...that or too much coffee...

 

by MrDuck666
8-30-02
I sure wish the guy who puts me in here would add a background or someone to talk too...
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THE KITTANS, WHO WILL THINK OF TEH KITTANS NOW?!?!?!?!?!, OH GOD, RELEASE MEEE!!!!!
But then I've always been a loner and like things to be white and simple...yeah...

 

by MrDuck666
8-30-02
First...there was nothing...
Then...there was someone...
Alas, he forgot his punch-line...
Shit...

 

by MrDuck666
8-31-02
Jesus supposedly died for our sins and stuff...
Yet the world is fucked up as ever...mmm...
Hey J-Man, I think we could use some righteous self-sacrifice, don'tcha think?
Hell no, one time on the Cross is good enough to last me for eternity...ouch...

 

by MrDuck666
9-01-02
Another day, another dollar, our hero(*snort*)ponders a thought...
I somehow feel like I'm the plaything of some God-like creature, I feel like I have no family, home, friends or anything, just this chair, and blankness all around me...
Shit...he's on to me...

 

by MrDuck666
9-01-02
The other day my dog Rover got run over by a truck
He died instantly and I could see blood, bones and guts all spilled over the street
I would have been sad if it weren't for the fact that the little fucker had bit my hand 2 days ago...

 

by MrDuck666
9-01-02
The other day I asked my dad why are there so many jerks in the world
He said he didn't have a fucking clue and if I asked him dumb shit like that ever again he'd smack me...
Today I asked mom why couldn't she had gotten artificially impregnated...

 

by MrDuck666
9-01-02
I have decided to take a life changing decision that will shape the fate of my future...
there...it is done...
Yet...somehow I feel a bit dissatisfied with my decision...

 

by MrDuck666
9-01-02
Life is a bitch...
True...
Now we gotta find someone big enough to bitchslap her around...

 

by MrDuck666
9-01-02
To be or not to be...
Not truly Shakespearian stuff...
But the schizophrenics motto...

 

by MrDuck666
9-01-02
One day, the co-creator of TTLG, Digital Nightfall, wandered without knowing into the world of comics...
Oooohhhhh, Comic Ville!!!
I gots me the l33t m4d h4tt3r skillz!!!!!
Though I don't have a punch line worth 2 cents for the end of this strip...FUCK...

 

by MrDuck666
9-02-02
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What?, am I supposed to always say something witty or funny on the last panel for your personal amusement?, well no, so sod off!!!

 

by MrDuck666
9-10-02
Yesterday my teacher told us that incest was bad, very bad.
That night I asked my dad if incest was bad.
He told me to shut the fudge up and to keep sucking him...

 

by MrDuck666
9-10-02
OOGA BOOGA SUGAR LIPS!!!!, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Mmmm...
You've seen a 3 breasted naked hermaphrodite on an unicycle, you've seen them all...

 

by MrDuck666
9-12-02
What the?
Sorry folks, today's strip shall NOT have Bongo from Life in Hell as the main character
Uh-huh...
He says he's tired of sitting all the damn time with no one to dialogue with, so he's decided to take some vacations, short ones, so he'll be back, eventually...
And the punchline?
Here it is: wash your underwear more often man, there's crust in places I won't dare mention...ugh...

 

by MrDuck666
9-14-02
What the f...?
Hello, we are the two asian girls who always appear as default on your comic strip creator!!!!
You're kidding me, right?
As you can see we are very rarely used around, but I know it's just because we are so cute and don't want to hog the strip resources, teeheehee!!!!
The hell you are...
We so cool!!!!
We so cool!!!!

 

by MrDuck666
9-14-02
And now...
Time for...
yes?
GENDER-BENDER ROBOT!!!!!
*snicker*, you dog!!!

 

by MrDuck666
9-14-02
What is the meaning of true happiness?
I ponder the thought...
Bigger penis or tighter vagina...mmm...

 

by MrDuck666
9-14-02
You suck!
Well, you suck double!!!
Well, YOU SUCK 10 TIMES MORE!!!!
Bah...you suck to infinity and then some more...
*sniff*....I hate you...

 

by MrDuck666
9-15-02
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Hush, ice-cream is not something to take lightly!!!
Will you pick a flavor already?, dammit!!

 

by MrDuck666
9-15-02
I am your master you worthless maggot!!!
You will give me your will and your devotion, or you will suffer the consequences!!!!
In the end, he burned the phone down, ending his reign of terror...alas, he felt his life had no more meaning, so he nailed himself...

 

by MrDuck666
9-15-02
I somehow feel within my soul, that Death is coming for me...
I feel it close, almost with me...
And so, Death and little Tim went out to party all night long...
Yo D, I had a feeling you were coming, so, wanna party?
Sure!, you drive of course.

 

by MrDuck666
9-15-02
Sorry...
My ass hurts...

 

by MrDuck666
9-15-02
Jesus is troubled by his thoughts...
Dammit...I should have known...
What could it be?
It is too late now...
Wich proves kiddies that the IRS = EVIL!!!
Missing my appointment with the IRS sure can be Hell...

 

by MrDuck666
9-15-02
I am the Demon of Greed!!!
Cool
Feel the power of greed and be consumed child!!!
Um...ok...
And so the little girl conquered the Earth and viewed her conquest from atop her spaceship!!!!
I feel like, sooo groovy...

 

by MrDuck666
9-27-02
I can never find a good parking space on a sunday...

 

by MrDuck666
9-27-02
Jesus...
Yes Bongo?
BUSTED!!!
Um...
How do you make out with women with that cross in between?

 

by MrDuck666
9-27-02
Hey guys, I gotta tell you all. Today I feel grrreat!!!
I feel like I can begin life anew and do rights to the wrongs, I feel I now have a purpose!!!
Good to hear that, But we're still selling you for scrap, Clango

 

by MrDuck666
9-27-02
Dear Jesus: I just wanted to let you know how much of blowhard I think you are.
I mean, how much publicity you wouldn't get if God wasn't your daddy?, don't you ever get tired of pimping off his image and name?, please. Get a new act for fuck's sake. Sincerely: Mike R. Shamal
Hmmm...
[Jesus Writes]Dear Mike: Loved your letter, hope to hear from you soon. Your pal: Jesus. PS: You're still not going to Heaven buster!!!

 

by MrDuck666
9-28-02
Ok..let's see...picnic basket, check; assorted goodies to eat, check; eating utensils, check; plates, napkins and vases, check. Well, I think everything's packed for the picnic, yes sir!!!
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Raaaarrr!!!, huzzah!!!, yay!!!, SINNER, sex!!!, boogy nights f00!!!, yippie ki yay mother@#$%"!!!!, where da woman?, hey, gimme dat back!!!, bastardddd!!!
My twelve(drunkenly)disciples...check...

 

by MrDuck666
10-07-02
Mountains high...
To valleys low...
Nature is my fine and sweet ho!.....thank you.
*Snap**snap**snap**snap*

 

by MrDuck666
10-09-02
Wazzat?
We are the amazing chinese twins!!!, with amazing morphing powers!!!
We are the amazing chinese twins!!!, with amazing morphing powers!!!
HUZZAH!!!
AMAZING CHINESE TWIN MORPHING POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
AMAZING CHINESE TWIN MORPHING POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
Um...no...bad dog...no sex for you...
INTO....JESUS WITH DIVINE ACTION CROSS KICK!!!!
INTO...SUPER ODD-LOOKING GROSS BUG WITH BUGGIN' POWER!!!!

 

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
John honey...do yo love me with all your heart?
Why yes Mary, you know I will always love you above anything or anyone.
Except my trusty Sparkster Mark 2000 telephone...oh yeah baby...
*BRRRRIIINZ* I AM YOUR DADDY!!!!

 

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
Perhaps it is time Robo that you begin helping in the income of this house...
You are of course right my dear John, allow me to demonstrate my newest business enterprise!
THE HOOKER LAUNDROMAT!!!!!
Deep withing me...there is a man crying...

 

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
So now we gotta make the herds go west, see?, otherwise our cattle will die!!!
And don't forget to clean up the cow shit that's on the floor!
Tired of his life of servitude, Melvin used his recently discovered pyrokinetic powers to burn Jeff alive and live life as wandering salesperson
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

 

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
*siiiiiigh*
Hey Bongo, why so glum tonite man?
Well...today's my birthday and no one congratulated me...not even a birthday card...
Oh...
I hate you.
How'bout a sad clown to accompany you in your suffering?, happy b-day Bongo!!!

 

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
Hmmm...it says here that a corpse if properly stored can last for millenia
I wonder...
Later that night...
I just dig these My Lil'Science Book series...
Hello sir, you got the time?

 

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
Even Jesus felt temptation like any man...
I think I'll go for vanilla flavor...yeah...

 

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
Wow!!!, so are you like REALLY Satan!?!?!?!
Yup
Thus, Satan decided never again to manifest himself into the mortal realm unless really neccesary...
Cool....so...saw Dawson's Creek last night?

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