Sex and the Phone

Author: MrDuck666

Date: October 10, 2002

by MrDuck666
10-10-02
John honey...do yo love me with all your heart?
Why yes Mary, you know I will always love you above anything or anyone.
Except my trusty Sparkster Mark 2000 telephone...oh yeah baby...
*BRRRRIIINZ* I AM YOUR DADDY!!!!