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by Nintendorkus
10-04-04
We find two plagiarized- err.. characters at a graveyard.
Holy god this site is retarded.
Must... kill... self... rather... than... go... to... http://www.stripcreator.com/
Look at him over there... he must not hate this stupid site, with all it's plagiarism.
Man, he probably loves this site. I better lie to him if he mentions it.
So... what do you think of StripCreator.com? I think it's great.
Errr... yeah, me too.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-04-04
Oh hey there Albert Einstein. Did you know I'm the son of god?
No you're not! Now I shall kill you!
But we're in Heaven. Just ask god and he'll tell you.
Oh, umm... heheh... uhhh...
You dare not believe me son!?! I say eternal damnation for you!
I find it funny this comic was made by an atheist.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-04-04
YOYOYO SUP HOME DAWG
YO YA G YA KNOW BEING POPULAR BY BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ISNT COMMUNIST IN ANY WAY
YO GRANDMA UR SO SLOW AND STUPID ITS FUN MAKING FUN OF OUR ELDERS AND BEING POPULAR
You know, in my day, childeren respected their elders so much, that I couldn't wait to grow up. I wish you whipper-snappers these days would show us that affection.
Young people these days... all they do is disrespect us elders... at least we're not greedy little pieces of- hey! I specifically told the man to give me 2x my normal amount of social security money!
YA RUN OF U JUST SCARED NOW WE GONA SLIT U WIT A NIFE CUZ IT MAKS US POPULAR

 

by Nintendorkus
10-04-04
This series is based on a comic strip I do on my old computer...
HEY EVERYONE IM ANDREW!
It was made with the MS chatting program and insulted my brother, who looks the exact same as the character in this one as the one on the computer.
WHEN DO I GET TO BE POPULAR!?!
They insult my brother and I made millions of them. I wanted to bring them to the internet, and they were much more than three panels... but I finally found a way to bring them to the internet.
SHUTUP AND GIVE ME A TURN!

 

by Nintendorkus
10-04-04
We find The Andrew in his home.
LUCY!!! I'm home!
Where he meets up with his girlfriend, Suga Mama.
YO ANDREW WY DIDNT U COME ON OUR DATE LAST NITE
Sorry, I forgot. Please don't hate me.
AWWW HOW CULD I HATE SOMEONE WITH EQUAL INTELIGENCE AS ME
Yay! That's good! Wanna watch Pelswick?

 

by Nintendorkus
10-05-04
OH YEAH! I'M COOL!!!
No you aren't.
Yo only homies understand me greatness and you ain't one!
And I thought I was a freak...

 

by Nintendorkus
10-06-04
Where am I? How come there's no background? Why am I saying this out loud?
You are in another dimension.
I like my dimension better. So I'm guessing this has to do with the reason you're a talking phone?
Errr... not exactly.
*RING RING*
Huh?
Oh, hang on. Hello Ness?

 

by Nintendorkus
10-07-04
So why am I here?
What do you mean?
Ummm... I'm kind of in another dimension, and have NO idea why.
You're not in another dimension, you called our technical support hotline.
Holy crap, that wasn't real!?! It was just in my imagination!?!
Yes, thank you for leaving your fantasy world, sir. So why did you call the ADD hotline anyway?

 

by Nintendorkus
10-08-04
Yo daddio. What's happenin'?
OMFG NOT MUCH YO
O GRATE HERE COMES ANDREW
YO DADDIOS!!! What's goin' down?
Chill, dude. Leave us alone.
Man I'm SO popular!

 

by Nintendorkus
10-08-04
Holy crap cop, you smell funny.
You sir have insulted me, and nonethless, the law!
So am I in trouble?
Greetings all, I'm John Nogoodman. Today, a mysterious tiki-masked man was taken to court for harassing a police officer. When asked for his name, he constantly said he forgot.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-09-04
After a long search for the man's records, the man claimed he ate them.
The mysterious tiki-masked man is now considered an "illegal immigrant" and will get a temporary visa. Here is a video clip of him in the court room:
That's one small step for man... one giant step for mankind.
Wrong video clip, Maria.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-11-04
All rise for the honorable Judge Snoody.
Silence in my court room!
I am Judge-
I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
This is gonna be a quick one.
Can I go home now?

 

by Nintendorkus
10-12-04
So what do you two have to say in defense?
Well, now that I think about it... I did overreact. I was very cranky that day and this shouldn't have been brought to court. I'm very sorry.
SHUTUP! Let me tell my side of the story! I didn't do nothin'!
Mysterious Tiki-Masked Man, this really isn't helping you.
Please forgive me.
WHY DO YOU THINK I DID SOMETHING SO BAD!?! HE'S LYING TO YOU! EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS A LIE!
You want to go to jail, don't you?
Do you not understand!?! I'm DEFENDING myself!

 

by Nintendorkus
10-13-04
Well, you're lucky that cop let you go. If he didn't you would've been in jail a LONG time!
I GOTTA GO TO JAIL!?!
No, I'm saying you AREN'T!
A DOUBLE NEGATIVE!?! I am!
You know, maybe I should put him in jail...
By the way, what's a double negative?

 

by Nintendorkus
10-14-04
You've got 0 new message(s).
WHAT!?! I need friends!
Pop-Up Advertisement.
You can win some popular thing just by putting your e-mail address!
Oh joy! I wonder how they know where I live... oh well!
The next day...
Your inbox has reached full capacity.
Yay! Friends!

 

by Nintendorkus
10-15-04
Hello!
O NO ITS ANDREW UM I MEAN HI
Want to eat some asgehtti?
Y WULD I WANT 2 IM ALERRGIC
Well here, I'll jam it down your throat.
O GOD I ALWAYS NEW YOUD KILL ME BUT I THOUT IT WOULD BE ME COMITING SUICIDE

 

by Nintendorkus
10-16-04
Where am I?
Remember that apple you ate?
I don't eat apples.
In the past...
Are you sure this is blue cheese? It looks like an apple.
Ummm... yeah. Just eat it, k?

 

by Nintendorkus
10-17-04
Wait... so I'm here because of blue cheese?
It wasn't blue cheese, it was an apple- oh, forget it.
I forget a lot of things. Like who was that person who gave me the yummy blue cheese?
In the past...
Are you grandmommy?
Who do I look like, some random street gang member?

 

by Nintendorkus
10-18-04
TEES$6ysgh4e^h4e^TH4wtX$Ry
What?
... I have no clue...
In the past...
Hey, what's this drug-looking thing doing in my blue cheese?
JUST EAT THE DAMN THING!!!

 

by Nintendorkus
10-19-04
So who are you anyway?
I am you on drugs.
What?
In the past- err... now.
Wow, that was weird.
WOW WAT A CRAPY IDEA FOR A STRIP

 

by Nintendorkus
10-20-04
*sigh* I wish Suga Mama was here. I haven't seen her since the first strip.
YO IS MA SWEETHEART MISSIN ME!!!!!11111111111
Suga Mama! It's you!
GOTCHA IT WAS JUST ME IN DISGUIESE
Well at least you're Suga Mama.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-21-04
Haha! I get it! Zippy The Pinhead's so funny how he talks to inanimate objects!
Oh hey there Andrew The Tiki-Head!
GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS GALATANOUS MAJORUS
Well 'cause of that, pardner, I'm gonna go destroy George Bush.
Okay but make sure you GALATANOUS MAJORUS.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-22-04
I'm gonna go mountain climbing!
Oh... so... tired... from... saying... sentence...
Done already? You just got your supplies.
I'M FREAKIN' TIRED YOU MORON!

 

by Nintendorkus
10-23-04
CARRIED AWAY BY THE MOONLIGHT SHADOW!!!
What the hell?
What, you don't like that annoying as hell song?
No, how could I?
Just imagine you're alone with Suga Mama on the moon, than you'll love it.
WOOSH!

 

by Nintendorkus
10-24-04
IT'S SNOWING!!! IT'S BLOWING!!!
WTF SHUTUP TAHTS RETARDED
Yo homedawg G.
GAWD I HATE U
We coo'! Uh-huh! Proud Family Fan Club!
K I TINK IM GONA GO HANG MYSELF NOW LOL

 

by Nintendorkus
10-25-04
With Pepsi, you can win a billion dollars! Sorry I said a billion, not a million.
Cut! Eet ees a billione!
Really?
Yes.
YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT RESPECTING OUR TREES!
Yo dawg, I can rela- oh, it's Andrew. Never mind.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-26-04
Ring! Ring!
That's the telephonimatron!
Shakespeare's Fried Chicken! Come gorge yourself today!
Hello, is your refrigerator running?
That depends, what's a refrigerator?
BEEEEEEEEP........
What nice people, concerned for my refrigamajigger.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-27-04
A GIFT!!! FOR ME!?!
Yep, it's right-
You have lost my attention. I'm gonna go find it.
But-
What a weirdo. It's in his CD stand behind his computer.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-28-04
OH GOD MY KNEE HURTS! AMBULENCE!
Oh my gosh! What's wrong!?!
I got a boo boo smaller than the size of a dime.
Bother us again, and you WILL need an ambulence.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-29-04
Oh yeah! It's Friday!
No school! No work! No insults-
What do you care? You don't go to school OR work!
SHUTUP YOU RETARD!!!
And I don't think we stop insulting you just because it's the weekend.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-29-04
We find Andrew and... kid... playing Monopoly.
You got doubles! You get to roll again!
Oh really well hahahaha something's funny.
What?
HAHA LOOK HOW THE CAR DRIVES AROUND THE BOARD VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
I quit.
Okay. If you really want to...

 

by Nintendorkus
10-30-04
To get in the spirit of Halloween, I have come to this graveyard nearby my house.
It's actually been a tradition for years in our neighborhood.
But where is everyone?
You know... Halloween's tomorrow. And we don't have any traditions in our neighborhood.

 

by Nintendorkus
10-30-04
Hey daddio, I dressed up as the scariest thing I could think of for Halloween.
OMFG ME 2
Hey dudes, what's going down?
Funny how we both think it's Andrew.
Trick or- actually... just trick.
EVERYONE'S DRESSED LIKE ME! COMMUNISTS!!!

 

by Nintendorkus
11-01-04
So what kind of pet do you want?
One as intelligent as me.
Uhhh... how intelligent are you?
Oh, what's that? I was just staring off into space.
Is a dog okay?
Wait... where are we again?

 

by Nintendorkus
11-02-04
So which dog would you like?
I'll take that one.
Ruff!
So will you be paying with cash or check?
That depends. How much is his bail?

 

by Nintendorkus
11-03-04
SO WATS NEW BABY
I just got a dog! His name is Duke.
Grrr...
AWWW DAS CUTE YO
NOT AS CUTE AS U
Heheh, I know.

 

by Nintendorkus
11-04-04
So yeah, I'll go get Final Fantasy XI.
What the hell!?! I have to let you know my opinion on the game!
Actually, I have the game, I was gonna go get the expansion pack. It's a great game.
OH GOD!!! YOU MUST KNOW MY OPINION AND I SAY IT'S REDUNDANT AND STUPID!!!
Have you even played it before?
No, but believe me, I really think I can convince you to change your opinion.

 

by Nintendorkus
11-05-04
So where are you taking me, Mr. Stereotypical-Alien?
I know my name is oddly specific, but there is no need to say it. And we are going to my home planet, where people like you work like slaves.
How do you know English?
Don't toy with me or you're killed!
That's funny. Usually when people hold guns up to me they say "actually, I'd rather watch you die a horrible, painful death", and they say to wait where I'm standing but I always get bored.
Let me revise that a little...

 

by Nintendorkus
11-06-04
Great, that stupid alien dropped me into space.
It sure is quiet here.
Hey, over here!
Who was that?
I'm Spaceman Hidalgo. Who are you?
I forgot.

 

by Nintendorkus
11-07-04
So what are you doing here?
Well, some al- hey, who's that?
That's Spacemonkey Jones. He's with me.
Ooh ee ooh ah ah!
So what did you say about the green peas?
I'm glad I got the monkey.

 

by Nintendorkus
11-08-04
ALIENS!?! Well, how did you get in the ship in the first place?
I fell asleep in some box that said "NASA", and when I woke up I was in an alien ship.
I suppose you wanna go home now.
Yeah, okay.
Looks like we're almost there!
Almost where?

 

by Nintendorkus
11-09-04
We're here!
Yay!
But I think I forgot something...
Can I have a banana?
SPACEMONKEY JONES!!!

 

by Nintendorkus
11-10-04
I'm BORED!!!
What to do... what to do... WTF should I do?
CheesenBlankets: omfg ya tahts funy ^^

 

by Nintendorkus
11-11-04
Andrew in an instant messenger chat.
CheesenBlankets: omfg was up steven? :D
T3h L337 Sesshy: Hey Andrew! ^^
CheesenBlankets: tehn im lik wtf...
T3h L337 Sesshy: My life sucks. >_>
CheesenBlankets: realy? ;_;
Yep. And by the way, ;-; looks SO MUCH better than ;_;.

 

by Nintendorkus
11-12-04
CheesenBlankets: hi! ^^
XtremeDementia: lol hi!
CheesenBlankets: did u see pelswik last nite??? :O
XtremeDementia: oh yeah that was sweet ^^
CheesenBlankets: omfg ya
XtremeDementia: oooh proud familys on O_O

 

by Nintendorkus
11-13-04
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND! SOMETHING SOMETHING!
Could you please turn that down? I'm trying-
SHUTUP STUPID NEIGHBOR!!!!
GERMAN SOMETHING QUEST 64 RIPOFF!
Ok, sorry.
SHUTUP!!!
Old McDonald had a farm...

 

by Nintendorkus
11-14-04
Andrew's Sunday Special!
What's so special about it?
Andrew's Sunday Special!
My teacher says I'm special every day.
Andrew's Sunday Special!
Oh, I see, it's special that it takes up the whole strip.

 

by Nintendorkus
11-15-04
World War 2... very horrible, very sad...
Many Nazis, jews, gypsies, etc., were killed during this war. And worst of all...
HITLER IS NOT THE LEADER OF EVERYTHING!!!
Will you PLEASE read the cue cards?

 

by Nintendorkus
11-16-04
Where's the lost city of Atlantis? It's supposed to be down here!
Look, light! It's coming from up there!
Yes! Here it is! Now where's Atlantis?

 

by Nintendorkus
11-18-04
Rawr! Rawr rawr!
What is it Duke?
Grrr.... grrr.....
Why don't you say anything?
Doesn't he realize I'm a dog?
Iguanas are so hard to handle.

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