The Andrew: Captured By A Space Alien- Part I

Author: Nintendorkus

Date: November 5, 2004

by Nintendorkus
11-05-04
So where are you taking me, Mr. Stereotypical-Alien?
I know my name is oddly specific, but there is no need to say it. And we are going to my home planet, where people like you work like slaves.
How do you know English?
Don't toy with me or you're killed!
That's funny. Usually when people hold guns up to me they say "actually, I'd rather watch you die a horrible, painful death", and they say to wait where I'm standing but I always get bored.
Let me revise that a little...