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by Rimoy
12-31-07
Hiya!
Hmm, you in women toilet? Next to me? Is this a secret sex?
Uh, no.
What is it then? Trespassing into women's toilets?
Uhm, it's the men toilet.
Shit.

 

by Rimoy
12-31-07
Yo.
Hey.. don't I know you?
No, we just met.
Riight, stop it, Vince, and say the truth, didn't you enjoy our last sex?
Um, what sex? I'm a virgin.
Shit.

 

by Rimoy
12-31-07
Heya, Bonnie. What's up?
Well, bad stuff. I lost my talent in having instant sex when I want to.
Did you even have that talent?
What do you mean?
Well, technically you have a talent at messing up in relationships. And you've done that well, right here, in front of me: your boyfriend.
I knew it! He can never understand what I feel!

 

by Rimoy
12-31-07
Dean: That what happens when a bisexual tries to "joke" with me.
You know, you got a big audience out there on my Contact List, they all cheer for you giving out girly replies. You should be proud of yourself, chump.
Further more you insist on attacking my inteligence. Yes, I may not be a rocket scientist, but I know enough not to get involved with a holes like you.
A holes? What grammar have you been taught? A grammar with a new sexual orientation?
A hole is short for arseholw you moron
Arseholw? Is that a part of the new grammar-ic sexual orientation?
Shut up!

 

by Rimoy
12-31-07
Goddamnit dude, you scared me!
Uh, I'm sorry to scare you but this shotgun is only for hunting.
You idiot! I wasn't scared of that!
Then what was so scary?
It's your face, dammit! Just look at the mirror, dude! You look more awful than an owl!
Hey! What's wrong with owls?!

 

by Rimoy
12-31-07
Hey Mike, what is this you putting on your face? Have you become too ugly already?
Uh, no. I'm just following a new mask of meanieness.
Cool. What's the big mean thing that you've done wearing this mask?
Well, I don't really wanna talk about it.
Mike's Home: 1 hour ago
DIE, BITCHES!
SOOOON!!! NOOOO!!!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Right, people, I'm Melvin and I'd like to share with you.. how I got introduced to Stripcreator.
It was a dark, stormy night, when I was a little teen illegally looking for online stripping, after I've been inspired by Dad's "pornphilia".
I was literally looking for strippers, strips, and such online... and I found this site by accident. I entered through Google.
And when I was ready to masturbate, there was this good site with 80% consisting of donors' sex-related "strips"!
Oh.. and...
Not literally.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Next, there was me registering. I thought I've seen "obscenity filter ON", so I registered to maybe see the real "strips" and "strippers".
However, the password I received was strange. Stranger than all of your Stripcreator passwords.
It was... pErVeRtU.
But, that didn't really offend me. I think it's just "Technology Magic". Then, I got my masturbation ready, and started to browse.
It was all free content, and loads of content in fact... but there was one tiny problem...
It wasn't "porn" or "stripping" at all.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
It was only a comic website. Maybe it had some "sex-related" comics, no porn. I was like "Geezes.." but then I thought, I could make a comic passing by..
Though I doubt why they called it without a sense of humor.
Melvin's "Strip"
yeah i am sutpid!! hahaha!!!11
hi, this website is so gd that u cnt jusrt do this shit man!!1 u suck so hard u n00b i will pwenz0rz u
It was quite humorous, in my opinion. You know, uh, a rocker singing like that would be "laughed at". Anyways, people on here rated it "F"
It was a fictional ESRB rating for "Failure". And "Foolish".

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
I just couldn't handle that website. All I came for was goddamn stripping action. Jesus Christ. I went back angrily to see some more "stripping" websites.
I found Garfield.com on the top of the list. Well, sure I wasn't a fan of Jim Davis making cartoon porn out of "cats"... but I thought I'd at least satisfy my condition.
And there was some goddamn "Make-A-Comic" stuff, and Garfield news there. I hoped I'd get some more better comments at the Make-A-Comic forum there.
The result hurt my so-called "dignity", a lot more than Stripcreator.
I was banned for including heavy sexual content. And pfft, the Stripcreators think it's cool... pfft..
It's actually cool.. *gasp*

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
And then, I wasn't in the mood for "stripping", "porn", "comics" and NOTHING at all!
Well, I sure watched a couple of my dad's porn movies... to satisfy the condition. I don't think these count though.
So that's your childhood story?! Manager, go rate him!
No, manager! Not RAPE him! Just RATE him! Out of ten, ya know?

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
So, what's my "rating"?
Well well, Mr. Melvin, you've done a great job!
Really?!
Yes. If you want to rate it by how defective and illegal it is, I'd give it a 10/10.
Oh, bless you. What about the "normal" rating?
F! Yes. The ESRB rating. It's official.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
It became OFFICIAL?!
No. I meant like, the rating... you know, your rating is OFFICIALLY "F", standing for Fail, Foolish, Farty... you know..
Oh. Great, I do actually "know". But you asked me for a weird story, and I gave it out. Why do I have such a low rating?
That's not weird at all. Comparing to my chicken's story of suffering slavery to a Turkish karate mad teenager.. and oh, the story of my Tobor's tries to achieve Christmas domination...
What the...
You know, you don't benefit much from these stories you give out.. you just get 5 bucks to buy a pack of cigarettes while your family's starving. Could've been a better story.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
How'd you know about my family... and cigarettes?
Well, simply said... I was actually the one who rated you "F" on Stripcreator in the past. I've been tracking you and using Spyware to know where your address is.
Yeah, and...?
I spied on your house! How obvious can that get? I found you cigarette fetish, ya know, inspired by the PenisBot's Fetish Smoking section. Later your wife was forced to do the "job".
And you just say that all out in front of me, huh?
Call it "pure honesty". A sort of a morality.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Morality, huh?
You could add an "IM".
Morality.. immorality.. I don't care. You just know the want of me punching you in the face now, right?
Well, I'm sure you don't wanna repeat that...
REPEAT that?
Yeah, in high school! Remember?!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
High school?
Yes! You were the bully named Willy who kept calling me with names!
In the past..
Hey, Richard! What a stupid name you got! You sound like a British 56-year-old!
I'm sure you don't want to hear the disturbing sexual meaning of "Willy"!
So it's you.
Yes, it was! Oops, excuse my morality again.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
I'd want YOU to excuse my "immorality"... after I've already taken this stinky head of yours off your body.
Well, look at the bright future.. I studied, and now I'm hiring you in my theatre for stories! While you had the fun years ago!
Fun?
I could be wrong, ya know.
In the past
You're hungry, always! Just like a dog is bloody hungry for a bone! Or dog food! I'm sure you wouldn't mind some dog food!
*dumb because of hunger* Duuh, I wouldn't mind that if I was so hungry! Hehehe..

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
The Story XII was skipped. We didn't want you to suffer any more of the childish insulting between Dr. Richard and Willy who changed name to Melvin.
Make it back to my theater!
Riight. *drives imaginary car* vroom, vroom!
'Right, boys! Open up the curtains!
THE END
You bloody non-foxy youngman! That lad was my mate!
Call it a "morality"!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
There was Richard Boat playing on his PS2, particularly "The Yetti Priest".
'Right... gotta achieve more morality points... hmm..
Yetti Priest: "A morality! I need to read the Bible for more!"
'Right, this game Grandma bought me is sure a shame! I know it's empty of violence and all clothing in it is for nuns... but I will go immoral now..
Yetti Priest: *smacks someone* That's an immorality! I lose a morality point!
Damn it! Just call it a "morality", bitch!
The game's AutoResponder has demanded a bad word. It will now close to show you 3 hours of Santa Claus's Ho-ho-hos!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Hiya, Granny.
Hello, grandshon. I heard you aren't acting sho good at the Yetti Priesht game, why is that grandshon?
Well, I curse a lot when gaming.
Why do you do sho, shon?
Uhm, erm... call it a "morality"!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
You know, I've been thinking.. why do we always appear here?
Well, you know, it's STRIPcreator, so we gotta be strippin'. The reason WE are put because some people here prefer Asians.
Uhm, erm, thanks.. but I don't think that's it. I think it's not that of a sexual reason!
Oh well..
That's what they think.
God! Oh god! How I like Asians! Now I know why it is STRIPcreator!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
So, being a weird-story-teller didn't really work out with me. My best choice was to get a neat job at an office to feed my starving family.
Even though the rate of the salary I got from my previous job was 15$ a day, I still wasted it on double cigarette packs and beer this time.
And as I was saying--
CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THIS PLEASE?! TOBOR IS GETTING MAD!
'Right. This was my first day at office.
Vroom! Creek!
'Right, Mr. Melvin. You sure watched too much car shows yesterday for the job.. but I'm afraid this is an economic company.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Please read MOA #001 to understand this panel.
Oh, don't worry, Dave. I was just driving my car.
Your.. car.. huh?
My first day at work wasn't so bad. It had some tiny problems, though..
Yeah! Oh yeah! Asians!
Melvin, I advise you to stop masturbating and continue your work.
But, I felt they planned on me from the beginning..
That guy is bugging me with his all-time masturbating, Sander! We better take him off this neat company!
Well, I completely agree.. he's dropped my Nescafe while masturbating! The boss's being too soft to him!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Yeah, so you want me to stop masturbating, right?
Technically, yes. Me and Ted were wondering yesterday about how bad it was to you and us!
Wondering? You two talked back about me.
Listen, let's just forget about the talk-back and focus on our logical speech..
Not before Masturbation time!
Logical speech over..

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Listen, Melvin, Sanderson tried to talk with you logically but that doesn't seem to work, because you're a sexual maniac!
And..?
The boss being soft and homo to you does not mean you just screw up all the work around here!
'Right, Boss, it's your turn!
What's wrong with you? I didn't say you're fired yet...

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Ted? Why are you hanging around here? It's not break time yet.
I got fired, Dave..
Fired?! Why?!
That idiot Melvin let the boss punish me, because I insulted him a sexual maniac! What could I've done? He was masturbating and disturbing all of us!
Oh? That way when he looks like he's masturbating? He's only driving his imaginary car!
WHY DO YOU ALL JUST TAKE IT SO EASILY?!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
2nd Day's End
And that is the schedule for tomorrow, fellow workers! Goodbye now!
Good job, Ben! The workers won't forget that!
Later
Well, well.. look who came...
Listen, Ted.. I need you to get out of my way because I'm going home now. I've already got a family starving!
2 minutes later
Hey! Wait you two!
MY FAMILY ISN'T DESPERATE YOU FUCKER!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Finish the fight! Now!
FINISH IT!
DAMN IT! I SAID FINISH THIS GODDAMN FIGHT YOU IDIOTS!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Mmm, Detective Tooms found you out you little bunnies... stop fighting now...
And who are you? You remind me of my cousin who went into the woods... he later encountered Triple H.
Just call me Dave! A police cop who doesn't have to deal with this mess AT ALL!
Well, I can assure you get jailed for no caring OR joining the fight, you pick one.. hehe, reminds me of Kit-Kat..
What was your name again? Defective Tooms?

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Mmm, Detective Tooms found you out you little bunnies... stop fighting now...
And who are you? You remind me of my cousin who went into the woods... he later encountered Triple H.
Just call me Dave! A police cop who doesn't have to deal with this mess AT ALL!
Well, I can assure you get jailed for no caring OR joining the fight, you pick one.. hehe, reminds me of Kit-Kat..
What was your name again? Defective Tooms?

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Ms. teenage Chicken is leaving her son behind. She believes that the rooster she had sex with isn't his father after a DNA test.
Well, here you are son. The meat truck is going to take you... bye!
Mommy, why are you so heartless?
I'm not heartless.. I'm just..
Uhuh?
Call it my own morality! Compared to having sex with someone then get pregnant by someone else this is such a moral act!
Huh? Um, Mommy, why don't you just take me home OK?

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
2 hours drinking coffee alone...
Man, this is such a quiet place. But I swear I've seen a worm.
Yes. I see it. Now for the "big" hunt.
1 minute later
What is this beach?! They don't know quietness?!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
What a bad day... Veronica broke up with me... dad is mad at me... so is my mom... what can happen now?
YOU MORTAL! SURRENDER TO YOUR DEATH! I'm gonna bring you AIDS with this shot I'm givin' ya!
God. These guys really get on my nerves some times.

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Look, really, this is ridiculous, I shouldn't be following a snail around...
18 years later
Look I'm shameful now I've been following a snail around the world...
Do Snails have asses?
STOP COMPLAINING! IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S NICE TO HAVE A DONKEY FOLLOWIN' YOUR ASS AROUND!

 

by Rimoy
2-03-08
Um, excuse me, there is an emergency!
Fire station? Hmm, you don't notice me, a dog on a ball.. right?
How do you do that?
Well, first off you go to a good silent garden, and you learn to meditate from there.. also learn Yoga, and uhm, you wear a sparkling T-Shirt like mine and---
5 hours later
...and yes you have to put your leg on that place and place your arms right at that place then you have to jump and say--

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
Look, Mike, you ain't gonna lie to me that much that you killed your own family!
I did.

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
So that's it! You killed your OWN parents!
Yes, I did.
We can be partners.
Knew it.

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
This is our hideout.
Not bad.
That's my BLOODY scythe!
You know you just put ketchup on them right?
Wanna taste?

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
Our first target is the Evil Bunny.
Why are we anti-heroes?! That's just lame! I want to be a villain
Villains always lose. That's a disadvantage. Anti-heroes don't lose.
Yeah right!
Well?
Shut up.

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
"Dean, what do you want now?"
I highly object on the current situation!
"Why is that?
You're totally making Mike awesomer than me! Why don't YOU never show up in any comics, you bastard?
"Well, I never thought about it.. until now. About Mike, yes he's awesomer than you."

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
"So, what do you want me to do?"
Can it be more obvious, you moron?! How about you make a comic series called "Rimoy N' Pals"?!
*sigh* "I can't believe I'm being insulted by my own character."
Oh, and I'll be the director... yeah, hehe.
"Uh-oh.. I mean, sure, you'll be the director. *sigh* Now I'm exchanging places with my character, too."
And what's wrong with that?!

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
Doggy? Have you wasted all the meditating skills I taught you in a circus job?
Not really.
Uh-huh. Good. Then what is your "job", that you wear these shiny clothes for?
Terrorism.
They always get shocked when I tell them that.

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
Dad, I wanna ask you a question... why do we have too much sins? Why can't a prophet have a super red sports car and with hot girls bouncing around?
It all costs too much.
Dad, is that the reason of gluttony being a sin?
Yes, son. That's why, my wisdom is never to be challenged.
Well I heard some atheists are making a difference, dad.
It's lying again, just like lies in the bible about my mighty powers. They deny us however none knows how miserable we are.

 

by Rimoy
2-04-08
Dad, who created the universe?
I did.
No, really, who did?

 

Uh, hi.. my name is uh, Zoe.. yeah, Zoe..
Get out of here.
by Rimoy, 2-04-08

 

by Rimoy
2-09-08
Hiya, Dean.
Rimoy! Being an ugly duckling isn't going to make you turn into a swan! And even so, think about it! A swan?! You?! Pfft!
How about this look?
A chimp?! How stupid! Why don't you try to look like 'me'?
Well, I already look like you this way.

 

by Rimoy
2-09-08
Alright! Cut it out, Rimoy! This isn't time for sarcasm...
Unless you want to be my personal chimp.
Nevermind.
Damn.

 

by Rimoy
2-09-08
Me and Dean went on a walk..
So, where are we goin', Dean?
Don't ask, newly born creature..
"Newly born creature"?
What do you think I should call you? Master?!
I created you.

 

by Rimoy
2-09-08
You'll see my hideout!
This is your hideout? An arcade in the middle of the forest?
That's not fair! You just put the background to make fun of me!
How about this?

 

by Rimoy
4-25-08
That's just not wonderful! How it's supposed to be "Rimoy N' Pals" when the only pal in here is me?!
Never, ever, think I'm your pal.

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