Loss of the Unexisting Talent

Author: Rimoy

Date: December 31, 2007

by Rimoy
12-31-07
Heya, Bonnie. What's up?
Well, bad stuff. I lost my talent in having instant sex when I want to.
Did you even have that talent?
What do you mean?
Well, technically you have a talent at messing up in relationships. And you've done that well, right here, in front of me: your boyfriend.
I knew it! He can never understand what I feel!