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by Str0be
3-01-01
The Blue Guy takes a trip to the zoo...
Get out of bird!
?
Get out of bed!
??
OR WAS IT?!?!
Moh, it was all a dream!

 

by Str0be
3-01-01
Camphouse applies for a job.
So you want to work for PC Lamer magazine, eh? Got any qualifications?
A poor question with unoriginal grammar. 79 percent.
Shit, you're good.
Excuse me, are you winking at me?

 

by Str0be
3-01-01
Camphouse is told to review the new Ultima Online game.
By double-clicking this guitar 2000 times, you have become slightly more musical.
By double-clicking this dummy 2000 times, you have become slightly better at fighting
moh
By double-clicking your mouse 4000 times, you have developed arthritis.

 

by Str0be
3-01-01
Oy mate! I know you're a bit pissed off, but can't you keep this road any cleaner?
Gah, Beadle told me he was the Grim Sweeper!
moh

 

by Str0be
3-01-01
Not only did I have to watch aliens destroying my planet and raping my family, but now I have to humour this clown.
?
Ha ha ha!
moh
It is I, Beadle!

 

by Str0be
3-01-01
I am on a quest to find my magical galoshes!
I wish to join your party, PC LAMER.
But...
Gah, this is shit. These games need to be more realistic.
And so...
Mate, lend us 89p? I've come all the way from Hull and can't get back without my magical galoshes.
Moh, I'm in for a kicking.

 

by Str0be
3-01-01
Pikey spots a fire lying around, and claims salvage rights.
Hmm, a fire. Perhaps I can pikey this away for my own benefit...
Hey Pikey! What's this fire doing in my spot?
Serves me right for having foot and mouth, really.

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
Ornage visits Kenny in Manchest0r...
Moh, I thought you said you had some GOOD animal pr0n.

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
Astro Farm, Astro Farm; It's a very special place.
Astro Farm, Astro Farm; Can't you see we're living on an asteroid in outer space?
Rocks for tea tonight, then?

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
So, what game genre are you a specialist in? You've got to have a speciality these days.
Well, I like to play original games.
From now on, you only review flight sims.

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
A knock at the door...
Alright mate? Fancy signing up to nPower for your electricity and gas?
I can't without discussing it with my housemates. Can't you just give me a leaflet or something?
nPower will only send you a leaflet if you sign this form.
Gah, OK.
A week later...
"Congratulations on signing up! nPower will now supply your gas and electricity."

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
Camphouse gets on with writing his review.
OK, so I don't know anything about flight sims.
But I do know about obscure indie bands, that most of the readership has probably never heard of.
What's this review all about? It doesn't mention the game once!
It's just my style, man.

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
Still no e-mail.
I'd better check again.

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
Camphouse is taking questions at a computer show. A voice from the crowd is heard...
Hey! Flight Sim Expert! How do I raise my undercarriage in MIG-29 Eurobomber?
Thanks.
Not necessary. We enjoy helping others.

 

by Str0be
3-02-01
Send on five copies of this letter, or the universe will collapse in on itself.
What rubbish.

 

by Str0be
3-03-01
Ater becoming President, Buckley responds to claims that he had an affair with his secretary.
As if I would shag that bint! lol
I do have five girlfriends though. And three wives. Unlike you sad fuckers. Don't you have anything to do other than stand around in front of the White House all day?
moh

 

by Str0be
3-03-01
Great, I'm first on the scene!
Help!
Ooh, a watch, and a bracelet. And I think I spy a mobile phone in that wreckage over there.
Looks like you had a good haul.
It all depends on where you park, and how much insurance you have.

 

by Str0be
3-03-01
Hmm, a red phone. I think I might just 'borrow' it.
Don't even think about it.
Yoink!
You would think I'd be pissed off, but 'yoink' is such an excellent word.

 

by Str0be
3-03-01
Do you even know who I am? I'm not just a phone. This red shell actually contains a mighty super-intelligent brain.
Well get your brain out of there; I want to make a call.
But what is a lone, super-intelligent brain meant to do in life? Perhaps I could get a job answering reader's questions in a computer magazine...
You're a lawyer representing Commodore Format, aren't you? You're going to drag my ass through the courts, aren't you?
Damn right. Now I'm off to bully a bespectacled kid who thinks he likes cheap games.

 

by Str0be
3-03-01
Hey! What am I doing here?
Don't you remember? You ended up in hell at the end of your last strip. You seemed quite grateful at the time.
Yes, but comic strips on this site don't generally tend to lead on from one another.
Yours do. What about when you became a flight sim specialist in one, then had to review a flight sim in the next? Or when...
Shut up now! This is terrible. Self-referential comic strips are the tool of the devil!
*sob* Why do you have to be so mean?

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Kids grow up so fast these days.

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Black Hole Farm, Black Hole Farm; It's quite a phenomenon.
Black Hole Farm, Black Hole Farm; Can't you see we're living on a farm where nothing can be done?
Inside a black hole, time is slowed to microscopic levels.
moh

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Chakotay, Seven of Nine has fucked off again. Go over to the Borg Sphere and rescue her. And don't get assimilated again.
Later...
CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY, THE MISSION WAS 97.2% SUCCESSFUL
Good work, Chakotay.
NOW YOU WILL BE ANALLY PROBED
Please, Chakotay. Don't embarrass me while we're on duty!

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Saddam's actions have caused our home to be destroyed by airstrikes, and our family to die.
He is truly evil. And he's standing right behind you.
The man you thought was Saddam Hussain is none other than I, Beadle!
*%?!£$@#&!!?!
ha ha!

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Phew, I'm not in hell anymore. It was all a dream!
OR WAS IT?!?!?
Sorry?
Never mind.

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Must... do... uni... work...
Must... not... think... about... comics...

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Look at all this fucking stupid comics. If I had my way, they'd all be consigned to digital oblivion forever. I'd ban them!
If you don't vote in the forthcoming election...
Haven't they got anything better to do than appear in fucking stupid little cartoons for lamers? lol!
...Someone might be speaking for you.
Ewww, was my brain just under the control of Buckley?
Of course I can control women's minds. I don't have three girlfriends because of my personality you know! lol!

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Mohh, I'm bored. Why don't I have a girlfriend favus?
moh!
Hi, I'm from over the road. I was told that you had some biscuits I could use. We're having a party, you see. If you want, you can...
Downstairs, through the living room, in the cupboard next to the oven.
buckley, tell me your secret! How do you attract girls?!?
lol! fucking lamer!

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
I'd love to be a famous international game designer...
Hey, Stevie 'Killcreek' Chase, how about a deathmatch? Then maybe we could go watch a movie...?
Nah, let's just have a shag instead.
But there's a downside.
We Hate Daikatana! Kill The Blue Guy!
Dated graphics, boring weapons, and the AI is a travesty. 79%
I couldn't do that to the world! I guess I'll just have to be a TV licence inspector instead.
Of course it's a microwave! You just saw me cook a meal in it!
Then why is my tricorder bleeping? Ah, it's lunchtime.

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Volcano Farm, Volcano Farm; It's a place that's very hot.
Volcano Farm, Volcano Farm; Watch and read about all of the farming problems that we've got.
I'm glad that genetic modification has made us immune to this boiling lava.
But these constant eruptions are a pain.
Whee!

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Spaceship Farm, Spaceship Farm; It's quite a dangerous place.
Spaceship Farm, Spaceship Farm; Can't you see that we are doing our best to defend our base?
How are you gentlemen !
?
All your space are belong to us !
I wonder if robots are affected by Foot and Mouth?

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Urban Farm, Urban Farm; It's a skanky run-down place.
Urban Farm; Urban Farm; Give strangers your money or you might get twatted in the face.
Spare a couple of pints of milk, mate?
I'm a donkey, not a cow.

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Crazy Farm, Crazy Farm; It's a weird fucked-up place.
Crazy Farm, Crazy Farm; Can't you see that five monkeys cannot be properly replaced?
Hmm...
I'm the biggest freak in the world!
Okay, you win.

 

by Str0be
3-04-01
Cow is born.
Looks healthy enough.
Cow learns to talk.
Moo?
Cow is incinerated.
Actually, I think I might be a donkey.

 

by Str0be
3-05-01
My hammer-shaped TV Detector says that K-waves are being emitted from your home, and you have no licence.
I don't have a TV. Why do you use expensive k-wave detectors anyway? Since most people have a TV, why not simply access a database of them?
Well, erm...
I bet there's no such things as K-waves, is there? I bet you don't even... ARGH!
I hear you've been asking too many questions about our operation...

 

by Str0be
3-05-01
New on Paramount this March:
Satan, did you leave the cap off the toothpaste again?
No.
Two best friends share a house! Sometimes they scrap, but they always remain good friends at the end of it all!
I bet you did. But I forgive you.
I didn't do it, you fucker.
The Jesus and Satan Show. Weeknights at 9, on the Paramount Comedy Channel.
Ah, Satan. Why are you so hesitant to admit you have wronged?
I'd better not mention the dead bodies I'm hiding in the attic.

 

by Str0be
3-05-01
Meet The Question Bird.
Phew! It was all a dream!
OR WAS IT?!?
It asks rhetorical questions in order to make people feel less secure about their existence.
I think I'll have a hamburger for lunch.
OR WILL YOU?!?
Could YOU be next?!?
Are you following me?
AM I? ARE YOU SURE?!?

 

by Str0be
3-05-01
INCENDIARY DEVICE SMUGGLE
CAMPAIGN TERRORIST HEROIN
ALLAH BUSH PRESIDENT
AMERICA BOMBING
ECHELON ATTACK BOMB
IRAQ AYATOLLAH IRELAND
Hello to all our CIA viewers!
We were only joking about the 'AMERICA BOMBING' part. Really.

 

by Str0be
3-06-01
"Conclusion: Test Results Evaluation"
"It would seem that my original hypothesis does not match any part of the actual outcome."
"Still though, eh?"

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
Hey man, try some DRUGS.
Hey, this is pretty cool, man! Hehe!
Six months later...
TJLAGMORGNORTJOH
moh

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
In the future, everyone will want a clone...
That's great; now I have some spare organs and limbs if I need them.
Always a pleasure.
Problem is, your clone reckons it can make itself more successful than the original...
It's a great honour to win these 5 Oscars, and I'd like to thank my supermodel wife...
So make sure to copyright your DNA first.
Well, I guess piracy is theft after all.

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
wiccy wa
wiccy wa
Shut up.

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
Londoners...
blah blah London blah Eastenders blah
blah BBC blah Livingstone blah blah
All I ever hear about on TV is London this, London that.
apples and pears blah blah guvnor
blah tube blah jubilee line blah strike blah blah
Please shut the fuck up about London.
blah blah Grant Mitchell blah London
blah capital radio blah tarrant blah market blah

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
Although we appear to be two distinct cows...
...we actually share the same conciousness. We are one entity.
Since I have the combined brainpower of two beings, I possess a photographic memory...
...and have solved many fascinating mathematical problems, still being puzzled over by your scientists.
Humanity could share in my knowledge, if only they'd listen when I try to communicate.
Moo! Moo! Moo!

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
It's from the Royal Mail.
They're going to cut off my delivery service unless I forward this letter to everyone I know. So they know that I'm still an active user, I guess.
I'd better get to it then. Looks like it also wants me to hammer nails into my head afterwards.

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
I'm Brian! Look at me! Look! I'm leaping around like a mad gazelle! Are you watching me?
Hi, I'm Josh.
No, look at ME! I'm better than Josh! He thinks he's so great, but he can't leap around like a gazelle! Whee! Watch me leap some more!

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
OK men, listen up. Due to budget cutbacks, all colouring has been removed from your clothes and person.
You'll also notice that there's only one of you. Your orders are to stand very still for a long long time.
Sir! Yes Sir!
I don't think he knows that we're actually statues, but I'm not about to tell him.

 

by Str0be
6-18-01
Hey! Sign up to NTL. You'll get free net access through NTLWorld, and broadband is coming soon.
Cable TV? Free Internet? OK!
Almost a year later, NTL are unable to sort us out any kind of internet access that doesn't cost £14.40 per day, and works with Internet Connection Sharing i.e. not AOL.
And we had to bother them with phonecalls and faxes even to get them to give us the TV pack they used to tempt us to sign up with.
NTL - The complete communications company.

 

by Str0be
6-19-01
Day and night, comic strip creators such as myself strive to achieve new heights of excellence.
It is our hope that one day comic strips will be regarded as serious works of art.
...juxtaposed by a ball! Yes!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

 

by Str0be
6-19-01
So, the Internet then...
Yes, the Internet...

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