Military Cutbacks

Author: Str0be

Date: June 18, 2001

by Str0be
6-18-01
OK men, listen up. Due to budget cutbacks, all colouring has been removed from your clothes and person.
You'll also notice that there's only one of you. Your orders are to stand very still for a long long time.
Sir! Yes Sir!
I don't think he knows that we're actually statues, but I'm not about to tell him.