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by bunnerabb
7-09-04
It's been ages since I made a comic on Stripcreator.
Maybe I should. Just log in and...
Nah...

 

by bunnerabb
7-14-04
We heard you had finally found a woman who would actually sleep with you, so we thought we'd pitch in and get you some condoms. Here's a dozen.
Yeah, congrats, bro. I brought a couple of gross. They're all yours, man! Here ya go!
Now don't forget; ALWAYS wear a condom!
Whoa! You lot are the best! Really! If I didn't know better, I'd think you didn't want me to reproduce! *hahahahah*
Congratulations! You're the winner of the WCPN "Free Rubbers For Life" contest that we, uh... just made up. They're in your kitchen.
Young man! Get in this house and explain this!

 

by bunnerabb
7-14-04
Whatcha watching, honey?
Secret Ninja Babies Atomic Fortress! Sha Force Teen Girl is fighting the Evil Kerrang for control of the fortress with Mega Baby Boo and Super Kat!
*Sigh*... Daddy's gonna pop in a video for you, ok, honey?
'K...
Score one for the funny.
Wow! That big rooster just hit that dog with an anvil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is funny, daddy!

 

by bunnerabb
7-14-04
So, anyhoo... Back in '42, we was.. uh... we was...
I remember...no, no, minds gone. Don't remember shit. Sorry.
Goddamnit! You interrupted me for THAT? Anyhoo.. back in '42... or was it '41?

 

by bunnerabb
7-15-04
So, have we picked out an itinerary of states to visit, yet?
Still cruisin' the brochures, my man. Oooh, check this out... From Massachusets: "Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys!"
Wow. The battle for the tourista buck is heating up, man.
And how...
Any mention of the quality of the gas station ham sandwiches on old, I-90?
Ooooh! "Iowa: Now Open Seven Days A Week!"

 

by bunnerabb
7-15-04
Well here we are in the blitheringly huge desert landscape... Lit only by a billion stars, steeped in the awesome beauty of nature.
Yup.

 

by bunnerabb
7-15-04
Ah, the wilds of Ohio. Filling up the old tank, sucking down a gas station burrito... this is the feel of the road!
Yeah... Uh... by the way, could you please stop singing "Hey, Jack Kerouac" incessantly while we're driving?
Sure, bro! No prob... here... *ahem* o/` 99 bottle of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeer o/`
No, I don't think you understand what I'm saying...
o/` If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 98 bottles of beer on the waalllll o/`
Ok.. now... Listen to me VERY CAREFULLY!

 

by bunnerabb
7-15-04
I'm sorry about wiping out into that snowbank, man. I...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Probably a bad time to tell him that my Triple A Club card is expired.

 

by bunnerabb
7-18-04
Dude. Look... I met this total babe and we, you know, hooked up. So, according the Book of Guy Rules #741, you have to walk home. Sorry.
But...
But, nothing! Dude.... you know the rules! Don't be a puss! Anyhoo, I'm meeting her for lunch, so... Adios. And try and stay off of the Kennedy during rush hour.
But it's my car.

 

by bunnerabb
7-19-04
Hey! Do me a favour, will ya? See if you can tell if the pot roast in the fridge has gone bad, okay?
'K, bro.... Um... Damn! Oh, yeah. I think it has. Sorry.
Don't you have to smell it, or something?
No, I think it's safe to assume that it's off the menu, yo.
*GuRgLe*

 

by bunnerabb
8-02-04
Any questions? You, there....
Mr. President... Do you think that having people who don't agree with your policies kept blocks away in pens is a good idea?
Mr. President...?
Yew wanna come along peaceful now, boy?

 

by bunnerabb
8-02-04
Nah, this a heeyah is a "Free Speech Zone", boy. Yew jess stay put until the President leaves, and we won't shoot you.
Wait a minute! Isn't AMERICA a "free speech zone"?
Yew'r 'jess BEGGIN ta git yer ass blowed off. Aint cha, terrorist boy?
*gulp*
Hey, mister... You got a bicycle pump on you? Dick Cheney slashed my tires.

 

by bunnerabb
8-11-04
The U.S. Government has successfully tracked cows all the way from Canada to their present stalls in Washington State.
Scientists added that they can also tell what the cow has eaten over the three year period.
Hmmmm.... so it stands to reason, that....
In other news, the Office of Homeland Security is now issuing a cow to every foreign national in America.
Yeah.

 

by bunnerabb
8-12-04
We're going live to Sanibel Island, where Stephanie is tracking hurricane Charley with our WeatherWatch camera crew! Stephanie?
SONOFABIIIIIIIIITCH! GAHHHHHH! HELLLLP MEEEEE!
Thanks Stehpanie. And now for the sports... Jim?

 

by bunnerabb
9-14-04
Let's go to Stephanie, who's reporting from Cuba on hurricane Ivan, and has been in the tropics, since hurricane Charley. Stephanie?
I HAAAAAATE YOOOUUU MOTHERFUUUCKERRRRRRS!
Nobody said meteorology was for pussies, Steph. Stay with us as Brett broadcasts live from a well with a puppy stuck in it.

 

by bunnerabb
10-13-04
I really dug the Tragic Squitter when they were TRUE post-garage-muse-skabilly-thrashcore, but they SOLD OUT, man!
You know... You might be "the cutting edge", and I might be just some aging fat fuck, but you are the stupidest sonofabitch on Earth. No offense.
None taken.

 

by bunnerabb
10-29-04
And in conclusion, vote for me and give me another four years because.. TERRORISTS! 9/11!
I mean it! Vote Bush, or just go fuck yourself!
Oh, for Christ's SAKE, Dick!
Sorry, Condie.. that was a bit of a giveaway, I suppose.

 

by bunnerabb
11-04-04
Okay... It's over! Take the prop down, boys!
Wheeeeee! I'm still the president! Poppy is gonna be so proud!
I -AM- still the president, aint I, Dick?
Shut up and get in the car, George.
Can I use the car phone again?

 

by bunnerabb
11-07-04
" 9 / 11 ! "
" Stay the course!"
" TERRORISTS! "
" TERRORISTS! "
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!

 

by bunnerabb
11-11-04
George... what did I tell you about sitting in my chair?
Awww, Jeez, Dick! C'mon I just got made president, again!
Do I have to call your father?
But.. Poppy said I could.. I could sit.. oh, okay. *sigh*

 

by bunnerabb
12-02-04
I am the ghost of Christmas turkey past!
We always have ham.
*oooEeoooo*, damnit!
My mom gets it from the guy at the Honeybaked store. He sleeps here, sometimes.

 

by bunnerabb
12-09-04
I AM TEH FUNNEH!
Uh.. okay.
1 AM S0 TEH WIN!!
That's.. that's great. Honest.

 

by bunnerabb
12-12-04
All lyrics © Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe
Sometimes I feel like I can't even sing, I'm very scared for this world, I'm very scared for me...
REM, WB Records©
Here's a scene, You're in the back seat, laying down the windows wrap around, To sound of the travel and the engine, All you hear is time stand still in travel
Produced by Scott Litt
And feel such peace and absolute tranqulity, The stars are the greatest thing you've ever seen, And they are there for you, For you alone you are the everything
Looks like you're trying to write a song that can find purhcase with the emotionally disenfranchised!

 

by bunnerabb
12-12-04
Oooh! Look at the pretty doggie!
Donkey.
Nice, pretty doggie! Who's a nice doggie?
Donkey...
WHAT FUCKING EVER!
This petting zoo gig has GOT to go

 

by bunnerabb
12-12-04
HAH! Did you see me flame that guy? I am SO teh win!
Sonny, I think you should come upstairs with me for a minute.
U R teh LEWLz0r! HAH! You are so teh GAY! HAHAHAH!
Um... Seriously, kid. I'm afraid we found your parents dead, on the sofa... Natural causes, but we need you to iden...
Wait.. I think he's gonna post again... Just give me a minute...
Eddie, you might want to cut the electricity for me before you head to the morgue.

 

by bunnerabb
12-12-04
You know, I will not always be a convenience store clerk! No! Some day, I shall be an oceanographer!
Umm, I hate to break this to you, but you're just a piece of clipart stored on a server that's used to make three panel, pre-fab comics.
... and so am I.
Four years of college, shot in the ass?
`Fraid so... So, you got any Marlboro Lights, or what?

 

by bunnerabb
12-12-04
Sorry, coach. I couldn't find my tennies for practice. I saw the sign that says "No street shoes on the gym floor", and...
Ah, no, no.. that should read "No street HOES on the gym floor". You're fine, go hit the court.
We, uh.. we've had some problems with the local crack whores pushing ass during the game. Go on and play... seriously.
Ok, James? We got to get the FUCK out of this neighbourhood!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-04
I'LL BE BACK!
Played out, D.
TIMMAY!
Sorry, no.
SHUT UP, BEAVIS!
Can I get the Maitre`D, please?

 

by bunnerabb
10-15-05
I'm working 6 different forums, now. With my percentage of the Google Ad revenue I generate, I can finally quit my day job.
Whoa! So would you recommend being an internet troll as a career path?
Well, not for you, you idiot, loser, ghetto-dwelling shitbag!
Gotcha!
I guess that's why you make the big bucks!

 

by bunnerabb
10-15-05
Hey, Dick? Should I go and say something to all the hurricane survivors in New Orleans?
Well, ordinarily, I'd say no. There's no way to set up a "FreeSpeech Zone" there, with all the devastation.. but...
I think we may have a nice, safe place where we could shoot a photo op that makes you look sensitive to the Katrina victims. We'll just have to edit a little.
People of New Orleans, I feel your pain! It's hard to be president, to make decisions.. it's very, very hard. It really is so very hard!

 

by bunnerabb
10-20-05
Okay, kitty.. I bought you this whole Toilet Kitty Trainer® system.. and you still .. shit in my shoes.
Nothing gets past you , does it?

 

by bunnerabb
10-20-05
Hello from the defaults.
We wanted you know that, despite all of the Asian hooker jokes, we are simply two, wholesome kids attending grade school.
I have no interest in your "fie dollah!"
And "all your base" are of no consequence, either.
We can, however, obtain an extra milk for you, at lunch, for a small fee.
And crack is readily available behind the gym. So, always remember: Shop Defaults! Thank you.

 

by bunnerabb
10-21-05
I'm a rock and roll musician and a budding recording artist. I'm hooked up all over the world with major players and they all love me! What do you do?
I'm a stock clerk for Target. I manage 190,000 square feet of stock inventory.
Whoa! I'm sort of.. you know... between gigs. Do you think you could...
You'll never pass the drug test. Plus, I don't think you have one ounce of warehouse skills.
What about the cleaning crew?
Sorry. My brother's the broom jockey. Don't big deal guys like you just, like, mooch off of Courtney Love when you're out of work?

 

by bunnerabb
11-13-05
I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints and.. and.. um..
I'm sorry.. sir.. forgive me for asking, but isn't Halloween over?
Every day is Halloween, kid. Some of us just have better costumes.
That's actually blood, isn't it?
Wanna come in and gimmie some Watchtowers? I'm fresh out.

 

by bunnerabb
11-15-05
You obviously can't relate to the deep beauty of goth culture because you're just too old.
You try and make a mockery out of our way of life and our music because you desperately want to hang on to the rebellion of YOUR youth!
Look, Morticia.. can you just tell me where the fucking copiers are? I just want to fix the copier, OK?

 

by bunnerabb
11-16-05
Look, you're the one who mentioned you were a musician... If you can't HANDLE the fact that YOUR music has become old hat in a discussion abou.. hey, what are you doing?
Sorry, sis, but you've been flapping your gums at me for an hour and now it's lunch time.
Just like an aging has been to cop out to.. um.. what kind of sandwich is that?
Rare roast beef, grey poupon and Swiss on rye.
Say.. uh.. can I have a...
Sorry.. this sandwich is for posers, only. Try the hipster vend-o-mat on 7.

 

by bunnerabb
11-16-05
They didn't tell me I'd be working with a sheep.
Actually, you're not supposed to be. Central casting fucked up the whole shoot. This is supposed ot be a biopic about Rosa Parks.
I was told it was a commercial for Cheerios.
I got a call for a sweater commercial. Man... gotta love the union.
I need a phone! NOW!
Don't look at me, Ahab. I'm just trying to keep the director from putting my hind legs in his boots.

 

by bunnerabb
11-16-05
So, you're off to Pittsburgh for a couple of days?
Yeah... Gonna take a mini vacation, hang with a friend for a bit.
Lemme get this straight. You're going to Pittsburgh... for a "vacation"?
Yeah. I am.
Man.. I thought I had no fucking life.
You don't. The second I leave, you're gonna be ass deep in a first person shooter on your X-Box, mister world traveller.

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
Jesus Christ! Who made these roads? I am completely fucking lost! Do you know the way to the airport?
Sorry... I'm just a woman and I'm not very good with directions. Try the liquor store! There's men there.
YOU CAN'T TURN LEFT HERE. EVER.
So, back in the car... 30 miles the other way and... Wait.. I have some maps, here.
Nah. All those streets are closed, now.
Welcome to Embassy Suites. Can I help you?
Just show me where the bar is, please.

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
I made it, D.
Fuckin' A, man! Where the hell have you been?
Dude, have you ever tried to navigate this fucking town? For every road that goes someplace, there are three that don't.
It can't be THAT difficult!
Two hours and several miles later...
Hello? Hard Rock Cafe`? Ummm.. can you tell us how to get there? You're closed?? It's 8:00 P.M., for Chrissake!
I TOLD you, man!

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
Well, we made it SOMEwhere, anyhoo. Carson Street looks pretty cool. Let's grab some dinner.
Sounds like a hit.
This place looks pretty popular.
... and so it is.
There's a three year wait for dinner. You might as well just go the bar and begin drinking heavily.

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
9:00 P.M.
This place looks pretty cool. The barmaid says there's a band, later.
Sounds good to me, man. I'll get the first round!
10:00 P.M.
Woo! This blues band is kicking it, man! I wonder if they know "Freebird".
Don't you dare!
11:00 P.M.
F R E E B I R D !
Shoot me.. God, just shoot me.

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
*hic* Do you have any idea where we're parked?
Yeah! It's *hic* over there, somewhere. On one of those streets!
Ok.. cool.. .Wait *hic* We have to stop here and buy a pizza.
Dude.. for what?
Look.. we've been barhopping for 6 hours, it's late.. we need to buy a pizza. Don't ask why, it's just the rules. *hic* Come on.
Ok, but I'm pretty sure we actually parked over here. Maybe we should just leave the car.. I mean, it's a rental. Who gives a fuck if they tow it?

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
Ohhh, God. My head. I am never, ever going to drink, again.
Dude.. stop shouting. Are we.. on the floor?
I'm NOT shouting! YOU are! And yeah, it seems we passed out of the floor.
Dude, if you don't stop talking, I'll kill you with my teeth.
We should do this again, sometime.
Definitely.

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
Okay, I'm gonna head out and.. Whoa! Is there.. is there a goat in the room?
Um.. yeah, but it's just an alcohol induced hallucination. No worries.
Oooookay... So, why is it vibrating?
Don't ask.

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
I mean it was off the hizzook! I mean off the hizzo-zik, zak, zook, zo zooky, zook...
Look.. I GET it! OK? Stop that!
zikky, zook, zik, zo, hookey, zookie , zik, zo, zookie, hizzooky, ooky...
STOP THAT!
And so.. I shot his ass. Several times, actually.
Don't worry. We'll have you out of here before dinner and no jury in the world will convict you.

 

by bunnerabb
11-18-05
I have to admit, Steve.. making me a vegan dinner was a great way to make up to me. It's nice that you've started respecting my beliefs.
Anything for you, babe!
By the way, what WAS the coating on the Tofu Supreme? Flavoured bread crumbs? It was amazing!
Nah... Crumbled pork rinds. It took me all day to moosh them into a powder.
When I'm done vomiting, I'm going to pull your eyeballs out and step on them, Steve.
It was the only thing that would stick to the tofu and not fall off in the lard in the deep fryer!

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
When the red light is on, that means we're recording. All set?
I'm an ARTIST, dude. I'm always ready!
And... we're rolling disk.
Can I get a different mic? This Brauner is too wispy, man.
WHEN THE FUCKING RED LIGHT IS ON....
And some coffee? I mean.. I'm paying 35.00 an hour for this, dude!

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
So, I said "Them doggies aint gonna get along all by themselves!"
"Donkeys"
What?
"Donkeys"
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
I am the cowboy. The last vestige of the American way of freedom and rugged individualism.
And these chaps are tucked so far up my ass that my teeth hurt.

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