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| We heard you had finally found a woman who would actually sleep with you, so we thought we'd pitch in and get you some condoms. Here's a dozen. | |
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| Yeah, congrats, bro. I brought a couple of gross. They're all yours, man! Here ya go! | |
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| Now don't forget; ALWAYS wear a condom! | |
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| Whoa! You lot are the best! Really! If I didn't know better, I'd think you didn't want me to reproduce! *hahahahah* | |
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| Congratulations! You're the winner of the WCPN "Free Rubbers For Life" contest that we, uh... just made up. They're in your kitchen. | |
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| Young man! Get in this house and explain this! | |
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