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by Beeko180
10-04-08
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Wait a minute! Rewind!
What the hell happened there?!
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
It's so perky.
Conga Conga Cong-ga!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Why have you got a pink shirt?
I'm raising money for breast cancer!
You sure do!
Wait. What?
I mean, look at the size of those things!
Ever since I went to that pool party a few months ago people have been teasing me about having big nipples.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
The next morning during the weekend.......
Are you done with breaky yet? !I'm starving!
Nice to meet you starving my name is Chen!
Since when do you use that lame saying!
Since I injected Mums ashes from a syringe into the toilet!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
And the final lap has begun!
And they're- We interrupt this broadcast to give you another-
Oh damn. It's another one of those satellite glitches again!
We interrupt the previous broadcast interupption to give you another- We interrupt the two previous broadcasts to give you another broad- We interr.................

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Chen has a talk to Lenny the Bartender............
[glug] [glug] [glug] I don't know Lenny. I just don't feel like my life is getting anywhere. [glug] [glug]
1 hour later.
[hic] I've never [hic] thought I'd get a girlfriend [hic]. But that's all [hic] changed. now that I [hic] know where I'm getting at in my [hic] life.
The Next day...........
[pewk] [pewk] I never thought this would happen.
Well, what do you expect when you drink 10 caches of beer in 1 hour!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Why is Guy standing over there in that corner?
Oh, don't worry about him. He's just obsessed with a so-called bomb.
LAY OFF MY BOMB YOU NUTJOBS!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!
Save Me Jebus!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Yeah so boss, I really think that we should let Chen take the day off.
No.
Thanks you won't regret it.
Wait, What did you say?

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Chen sits down and discusses banking with his banking accountant, Mr. Uhhhh
You see, I wish to discuss banking Mr. Uhhhh.
Well, you see there is a problem with that Mr. Chen.
Oh Lord! Please don't tell me I'm broke.
Well that's the first part. The second part is the fact that I stole all your money and spent it on a brand new ferarri.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Ok, here's the deal. I have hidden a secret stash of money somewhere in our house. The problem is, I lost it last week,
That's the deal?
No this is the deal. We split up and search for the money. I'll search down low you search up top. Got it?
What about Rufus, our dog?
Chuck cares too much about his dog to let anyone call him what he is.
Who cares about the bloody mongrel of a dog!
That's what they all say. But one day, Rufus will show them all.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
CRASH BANG SMASH THUD THWAK
Lets see what we have here.... So that's where my old chessboard got to!
THUD BOOM WHAM K-ZAM CLANG
There's the nuclear bomb I used to threaten the police last year.
THUD....................................................
There's that computer I told chuck to throw out. He never did.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Meanwhile Chuck is in the attic.............
*CRASH* *STATIC SOUNDS*
*THUD*
Owwww............ I think I found the Money!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
So Ted, will you be my banking accountant?
Is this some kind of marriage proposal to you?
[sarcastic voice] Yes. Yes it is. Let's go find a ring bearer!
Ok fine I'll be your banking accountant.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
So here's the deal. You kill people and bring em' to me. I judge wether they're good or bad. And if they're bad they stay with you in hell. If they're good they stay with me in heaven.
Got it?
Sure. When do I get payed?
Tuesdays.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Hopefully this is the right house.
Hello- Oh, Honey! It's for you!
Oh No! Please no! I don't wanna go to hell! Oh God!!!!!
Oh, while your up there, can you get me some Tic-Tacs?

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Save me Jebus!
Oh My dear Lord! I'm gonna die!
THUNK!
In hell the only Movie they have is called Attack of The Killer Tomatoes.
AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
And then he was all like:
It is time for you to die.
And she was all like Oh no the- AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! GRIM REAPER!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry to barge into your conversation like this pete, but can I borrow your towel.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Sir.
Sir.
Sir Nolty.
???
Then you must be my banking accountant.
No You must be mistaken, I'm just here to steal your coffee beans.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..............
I'm sorry Jesus, but they're god's orders.
So your saying that God told you to tell me that I have to pin myself to a freaking stake with nails?
Apparently yes.
Lets go shopping!
A couple hours later...........
Here try this one on for size.
Nah. I like this one.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Yep. It's time. Now pack yur stuff we're leaving.
Oh god no!
What's he looking at?
Oh! That's what he's looking at!
The popcorn down there's pretty good.
I still can't believe I'm looking at my own corpse!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
No! Please No!
Not while I'm on the toilet. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok here's the deal. I let you finish first. You let me have a snack from your fridge and one of your DVD's and I'll let you off scot free. Deal?
Make that any DVD but the Mary Poppins one and you've got a deal.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
The Grim Reaper makes it one of his chores to visit kitchens all over the world and harvest the souls of foods..........
Now, seeming that your dead, I have to send you to heaven.
Really?! I'm going to heaven! Yay! I was a good strip of bacon all along! Yay!
It just so happens that you aren't going to stay in heaven. You're only going there so that god can determine if you are a good little strip of bacon............
or just an obnoxious twit
[sniffle]

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
One Jolly Christmas Eve.
And now I'm off to deliver presents to all the good boys and girls!
The next morning......
I'm afraid your time is up Santa.
No. No NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 hour later...........

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
One fine day when the tooth fairy is getting ready to collect teeth............
Now, I am off to collect teeth!
The next morning.
I'm gonna steal all her money after this........
Z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z
Later that day...........

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
I'm sorry Wilson. But your time is up.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE HASN'T BEEN REVEALED ON TV YET!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad. I've hated you lousy character on Home Improvement since I was a child and uite frankly I'm sick of you. Goodbye old Chum!
AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
The devil was right! This way is MUCH more entertaining to watch!
*Crackle*

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
At McDonalds.........
Hey Hey Kids! I'm Ronald McDonald your favorite clown and I'm here to-
I'm sorry kids but you can't see this happen to him ok.
*FLICK*
*stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*
In other news. Ronald McDonald was stabbed 21 times in the head and happy trail area today. Reporting LIVE from the crime scene; David Fetus. David?
It appears that a scythe was used to do this. No DNA was found at the crime scene and the only evidence left behind was a coupon for free pizza. That is all.

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
So, how has everything been going?
Some idiot stole my coffee beans!
Yeah. Uhhh.....that would be Nolty.
You know I can't live without coffee!
Well, you know what they say! A spoonful of sugar makes the world go 'round
What the hell does that have to do with anything!

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
He is always lurking in the shadows.
Stalking the night.
He is..........
The Grim Reaper!
Listen to yourself! Your like, the thing that would never shut up!
Well I'm gonna say something utterly cruel, shrewd, crude, rude, incredibly mean and I'm gonna make it pithy, punny and funny before this series ends! And then I'm gonna kill you. Dang it! I used it a

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
One Fine Day.......
Now that I've delivered all the easter eggs it is time to go outside and get some fresh air.
Oooo! A trail of carrot slices!
The trail appears to go all the way along this bushy footpath.

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
They appear to lead out from the safety of my home boundaries.
I appear to have followed these carrots all the way to a rural front yard. Yet the trail still continues to go on.
The trail of carrots seems to go right through the very heart of the city.

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
It just so happens that the trail of carrot slices leads me through this forest.
The carrot trail has brought me to a golf course.
The trail does not end here but instead keeps going. I must continue to follow it, munching the carrots as I follow the yummy trail.

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
It looks like I have followed the trail all the way over to a meadow.
The trail seems to go past this farm.
It appears that the trail of carrots lead me through this vast uncharted desert and beyond it.

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
I appear to have followed this trail all the way to an unknown canyon. I must keep going not caring where this trail leads me.
It seems that I have landed myself in a village. I shall go forth and follow the trail of carrot slices.
It is really hot. GAH!

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
I appear to have follow the trail of carrot slices to this beach yet the trail is going acroos the water. I must follow it.
It appears that they lead to an island in the distance.
I have followed the trail all the way onto a desert island. Now I am stranded with no food or supplies. How dumb of me.

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
So what did you ask santa to get you for christmas?
A new hat.
What a lousy request!
What?! It's not like you ask for anything better! What did you ask for?
I asked for a stereo. Hey Tooms! What did you ask for?
A dead puppy and a new jar of coffee beans. I also asked for a muzzle for you to stop you from yapping away at the top of your lungs.

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
Get ready for the shock of your life.
Ok.
Now. Look just to your right.
Honestly, I don't see anything that'll shock me.
That's what I thought until-
What?! [Left Eye Twitches]

 

by Beeko180
10-05-08
So this the ranch eh?
YEE DAWGY! A CUSTOMER!
I'm just here to get some coffee from this sick place you call a ranch.
YEE DAWGY! HE CALLED MY HOME A PLACE!
Do you always get excited over nothing?
YEE DAWGY! MY FIRST QUESTION OF THE DAY, NOT COUNTING THE ONE WHERE THE BUM ASKED ME FOR A QUARTER! YEE HAW DAWGY YORE!

 

by Beeko180
10-06-08
Why is there a priest following me?
Alright! Turn around and put your hands in the air like you just don't care!
LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!
[whails] LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT IT GOD DAMN IT!!!!! LOOK AT IT!!!!!!
I don't think he's in there to be baptized.

 

by Beeko180
10-06-08
Where are you going?
To find a way out of here!
I only watched half the movie.
I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to eat one of you.
I made it! But the problem is: I'm gonna die!

 

by Beeko180
10-06-08
And this painting is awful, and that painting is awful, even that painting is awful, that painting is just terrible! That one's the suckiest painting I've ever seen in my life!
That one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks, that one stinks.
Last time it was a spade, now it's a painting.
Man, Pauline Hanson has really got fired up about nothing this time!

 

by Beeko180
10-06-08
Red takes a trip to africa.........
It's a goat.
The One died millions of years ago, and descended from heavens to reincarnate as goat of destiny................
We bought him from a pet shop.

 

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by Beeko180
10-06-08
Today I went to the barbershop.
I told the guy sitting next to me: My eyes are the most gorgeous eyes in the world!
He begged to differ.

 

by Beeko180
10-06-08
What The?!
I woke up like this.
Holy mother of unluckiness!
I woke up like this.
I woke up like this.

 

by Beeko180
10-07-08
(far-left) The guy who speaks his own mind in a bin, (middle-left) The guy who wears clothes that show his personality.
(middle-right) The woman who had surgery to look like a cat, (far-right) The guy who looks like a cross between a mutated troll and al gore with mutated hair.
From left- Canibal Jones who runs the freakshow service store, The guy who is looking for a freak to show his mate how ugly his wife is without showing him the real deal.

 

by Beeko180
10-07-08
Fetch!
Pick it up you mongrel dog!

 

by Beeko180
10-07-08
Fatty fat fat fatty fat fat fatisity fatty fat fat fat fatter than fatterest of the fattty fat fat fat fattest man in the world!
hideously fat ogre who has flabs the size of the fat of the fattest man in the world of fattest people!
your fat.

 

by Beeko180
10-08-08
And they're off! Blue appears to be racing in a state of the art sled with modernised technology.
TREE!!!!!!!!
Hold on! I'll do some calculations to see if we can get into hyperspace and make a short flight over it!
Blue's Blibble-Jibbles say "Goodbye cruel world!"
[sheilds face with arms]
Hold on, it won't take that long.

 

by Beeko180
10-08-08
One fine day at work when Tooms is on his lunch break.......
So I was wondering if you would come. If you do I'll give you my spare tie. Will you?
Really?! You've got a deal!
You're not coming are you?
No. No, I'm not.

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