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| Hey Hey Kids! I'm Ronald McDonald your favorite clown and I'm here to- | |
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| I'm sorry kids but you can't see this happen to him ok. | |
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| *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* | |
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| In other news. Ronald McDonald was stabbed 21 times in the head and happy trail area today. Reporting LIVE from the crime scene; David Fetus. David? | |
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| It appears that a scythe was used to do this. No DNA was found at the crime scene and the only evidence left behind was a coupon for free pizza. That is all. | |
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