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by Drexle
10-14-02
In
Dance
Cancer Dance
fag
Cancer Dance
Put that magic spell on me
heaven
Slap that baby
Make him free!!!

 

by Drexle
10-14-02
Arrrrrr!!! What be ye in the slammer for, maytee?!?!?!?! ARRR!!!
Its a long story gubna. Say, ya got a pack a cigaretts on ya?
Arrrr!!! What do ya take me for?! Smokin' a fag is just too low even fer me! ARRRR!!!
Oh, sod it...
Now soddin' is another thing entirely me hearty! ARRR!!!
Roit!

 

by Drexle
10-14-02
That sounds delightful my dear!
Then I can give you a pearl necklace!
No thanks, you can have mine.
excellent! ...wait...
What?
There's something I have to tell you... I can't keep it inside any longer.

 

by Drexle
10-26-02
I know why the caged bird sings.
It's because that sumbitch knows who's got the electroshock wand.
*Tweet Tweet!*

 

by Drexle
10-28-02
Whaddaya want, sonny?
I'm about to go to college, and I wanna know what to expect. Like what do you wish you'd known back then that you know now?
Out of all the things I experienced in college; the classes, the women, the drinking, there's one thing that sticks with me more than anything else...
Yeah?
When they say you'll be out in four years, it's a load of shit.
Say, how's that term paper coming along?

 

by Drexle
10-29-02
But this is the only way to save her!
No, I don't wanna...
Foo, I'm gonna kick yo' spikey ass if you don't do it.
(*cringe*)
Hubba hubba, I choose YOU!
Hmm... you know, I always did wonder what it would be like with another man...

 

by Drexle
11-05-02
I'm coming!

 

by Drexle
11-07-02
Hey there.
Hey. What's up?
Oh not much... just registering for classes.
Oh? What are you taking next semseter?
Cyanide.

 

by Drexle
11-07-02
Hey!
I'm jerking off...
Thinking of you.

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Hey, you wanna try my special Bloody Mary mix?
Sure.
*pphthhht!!* Ugh! This is disgusting! What the hell is in this thing?
My menses.
Oh... in that case, can I have another?

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Hey there, want some chinese noodles?
Sure!
Mmmmm!!! These are the best chinese noodles I've ever tasted. What's in them?
They're made from real Chinese people.
I hate you, Metalhead Drex.

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Hey Boo, want some of this ice cream?
Sure.
This is pretty good! What is it?
My frozen semen.
You know, you didn't have to go to all that trouble.

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Wanna try some of my special "Eye of newt and hogwart juice?"
Huh... what did I say?

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Hey there, wanna try some of my special spicy party mix? It's so spicy, it'll take the hair right off your chest.
Sure.
What the hell?
I told you it would take the hair off your chest.
Har, har.

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
So... does this mean I get to be invited to your lesbian coven-orgies?

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
No.
Oh well... say, want one of my special Bloody Marys?

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
No thanks... but I would like a screaming nipple twister.
Okay, I'll be back wih one shortly...
Uhhh...
Here you go.
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! OW! OW! OW! YEEOWWW!!!

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Let me fuck you.
No.
Let me fuck you.
No.
Let me fuck you.
No.

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Let me fuck you.
No.
Let me fuck you.
No.
Let me fuck you.
No.

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Let me fuck you.
No.
Let me fuck you.
No.
Let me fuck you.

 

by Drexle
11-15-02
Let me fuck you.
Finally!

 

by Drexle
11-17-02
Ness encouters the Runaway Dog!
Grrrrrr... Bark Bark Bark! Snarrrrllll!!!!
Ness tried a PSI Sodomy on the Runaway Dog!!! Runaway Dog took 50 Damage!
I am rapping yuo with may braine!!!
Yike yike yike!!!
The Runaway Dog became tame!
Good doggie.
*Pant, pant, pant* Woof!

 

by Drexle
11-17-02
Ness was attacked by the New Age Retro Hippie! New Age Retro Hippie Loses his Temper!
Woah dude, anally violating people with your brain is totally not cool, man.
Ness Tried a PSI Sodomy on the New Age Retro Hippie!
I am rapping yuo with my braine!!!
Aaaarrrrrgh!!!!
The New Age Retro Hippie returned to normal! Ness gained 50 EXP!
Woah... what was I thinking? I forgot for a moment that I was an ass lancing hippie.

 

by Drexle
11-17-02
Ness, you must really be hungry. This is the 50th time you've been back home in the last ten minutes. You just can't get enough Pussy can you? It was_always_your_favorite dish.
Mom has the best Pussy in town, guys! You just wait and see!

 

by Drexle
11-17-02
Ness, in order to save the world from Guygas, we're going to have to send you back in time... but no living matter can survive the trip.
Therefore, we're going to put your spirit in a robotic body. We can have it done in 50 minutes.
I'll do it doc... anything to save the world from Guygas.
50 minutes later...
Well, we're all done! How do you like your... GHYEAAAOWWWWCH!!!!
I AM RAPPING YUO WITH MY BRAINE!!!!

 

by Drexle
11-21-02
So then let x = the number of joints smoked, and y = the number of bitches nailed...
And let A denote the area of crossection perpendicular to the vagina, and raise it to the power of cherry Pi.
What in the hell are you doing?
Hedonistic Calculus.
Bentham would be proud.

 

by Drexle
11-23-02
...So_the_first_method_of_a class in Java tends to be "public static void main"
Uhh... okay.
Oh_I_almost_forgot_the "(String [] args)" at_the_end.
String Args?
Yeah, because programming is often a long string of "ARGS!!!"
I'm going to kill you.

 

by Drexle
11-25-02
Hello, mon petit chou chou.
"Your little" what?
Literally translated, it means "my little cabbage cabbage," but it's really a term of endearment.
Those crazy french... Why can't they just say "my main bitch" like normal people?
True dat.
Next you'll tell me that the French consider refusal to bathe erotic.

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
There you are, Little Red Raping Hood! I need you to take this picknick basket full of goodies to grandma's house.
Cool deal, mom! I'll be on my way!
What is it dear?
What does grandma need with these condoms?

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Oh, those aren't for Grandma, those are for you.
For me?
Of course! You're getting to be that age when a mother has to worry about such things.
Mom, that's so gross! I would never want to do that with some guy.
Well, you can't be too...
I mean, that's what they make strapons for, right?

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
And so Little Red Raping Hood set off over the river and through the woods...
When all of a sudden, she came across the friendly woodsman
Hi there, friendly Woodsman, what a big smile you have!
Why hello there, Little Red! All the better to greet you with!
Hmmm.... are you thinking what I'm thinking, Little Woodsman?
I'm thinking that I hate being called "Little Woodsman..."

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Hey Gramma! It's Little Red!
(*Knock Knock*)
Come in, dearie! The door is unlocked!
Grandma... what a big package you have!!!
All the better to rape you with, my dear!

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Damn, I was hoping you could tell me...
You know what this means, right?
Ummm... no...
It's time to go on an adventure!!!!
Wha?

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
EEEEEEEEK!!!!
Wow, that was fun!
Ow....
Wanna do it again sometime, Woody?
My Anus Is Bleeding!!!

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
So what are we questing for again?
Well, there's a magical bitch who lives in the cave of Doomiosity...
Uh-huh...
And rumor has it that she can make potions that give people their memories back...
And do you remember where the cave of Doomiosity is?
No...

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
(*Sniff Sniff*) I have followed the scent of blood!
Hey there, Big Bad Wolf! What a big nose you have!
All the better to track you with, my dear! Did you bring the bleeding guy with you all this way?
No... why?
That's funny... I've been tracking the scent of blood for hours...
Oh... that's just my menses!

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
I think I know where to take you...
Really? That's nice... Who are you again?
Here we are...
WOAH!!!

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Noooo!
Don't touch me there!
Eeeek, the memories!!!
Make it stop!!!
WHAT in the HELL are you doing in my HOUSE?!

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Hey there.
Oh, hi. Who are you again? You look awfuly familiar...
That's because I am a familiar.
Oh... then who are you?
I dunno... I was hoping you could tell me.

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Bright Light!
Bright Light!
Time Passes...
Rrrreaoowor!!!!
I've been meaning to ask you something... how do you get menses from a male cat?
Trade secret.

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Ahem...
MANOWHORE SUCKS!

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Anal-eaze?

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
Who the fuck are YOU?
Who the fuck are YOU?
Put this Menses in him...
WICH HEM DOO YOU MEEN?!
Does it matter?

 

by Drexle
11-30-02
We were war buddies back in the day...
It was horrible... fighting in those trenches... I got stuck in a foxhole one day... charlie all around me..
It all looked hopeless.
But then, like a shining angel from above, the kitty arrived... he flipped out, and chopped off many heads! Hhe saved me that day...
Wow... I'm touched.
Who the fuck are you?

 

by Drexle
12-04-02
Aaaaaahhh...
What's up?
Oh not much... just spent all day looking at porn.
Ahhh... okay then. So, how do you like all this snow?
...Snow?

 

by Drexle
12-09-02
Heeeeeeeey KIDS! It's Benzo the clown! And I'm here to talk to you today about...
about...
THUD!
(*Snore...*)

 

by Drexle
12-10-02
So are you ready for the XML test?
Heh, no...
What's so X-treme about this markup language, anyway?
It's X-tremely anal.

 

by Drexle
12-15-02

 

by Drexle
12-20-02
This site says that my browser's cookies are disabled...
I don't know about that...
I mean, I think I'd notice if my cookies were rolling around in wheelchairs.

 

by Drexle
1-05-03
Hey there, good lookin'. I hear you've got somethin' on your mind. Wanna' "talk" about it?
Umm...
Hey, Frank?
Yeah?
I think you misunderstood. I was hoping for some downers, not a bar bitch you ate.
Oh, she'll bring it down alright.

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