True Tales of Earthbound... vol 2

Author: Drexle

Date: November 17, 2002

by Drexle
11-17-02
Ness was attacked by the New Age Retro Hippie! New Age Retro Hippie Loses his Temper!
Woah dude, anally violating people with your brain is totally not cool, man.
Ness Tried a PSI Sodomy on the New Age Retro Hippie!
I am rapping yuo with my braine!!!
Aaaarrrrrgh!!!!
The New Age Retro Hippie returned to normal! Ness gained 50 EXP!
Woah... what was I thinking? I forgot for a moment that I was an ass lancing hippie.