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by Gryffalio
4-09-07
Next morning
Speak
Gryff, that you?! Have you heard the news man?!
What news?
Brunnie got a sex change... he left wearing a nun outfit and actually looks pretty fit.. I mean lmao... he'll prolly try to seduce you again now he's a woman! lol!
Yes... ha...ha...ha...yeah neeaaaahahah.... fuck
Gryff why'd you give a horse the phone...Gryff? Gryff?!

 

Meanwhile...
ooh my...i'm bad :D
by Gryffalio, 4-09-07

 

by Gryffalio
4-09-07
Steve have you ever noticed how we're just like an even more awesome version of Top Gear??
ermm... wtf?
Well You see theres one of us for each of them...
There's me, a one man machine when it comes to ranting and raving and goes over the top in his criticism of all things french/ american/ anything else he can think of

 

by Gryffalio
4-09-07
ok yeah... sort of.
And then Rob whos a chicken and has no sense of fun and adventure and if he had the chance to seranade a duck why surely he would turneth ye olde chance down!
hmmm...
So he's like James May... Then theres you who is really popular with the ladies and they all talk about you behind their backs and noone can fathom why...
What? nah...

 

by Gryffalio
4-09-07
Seriously your just like Richard Hammond... with glasses... and without too much hairspray! its an improvement!
er-
WE CAN REPLACE TOP GEAR AND MAKE MILLIONS AND SOME DAY RULE THE WORLD.... I'm gonna go draw up some plans! involving penguins!
Ti-
MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh God there he goes again

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
My moneys on the Psycho Munchkin (on the left)...
Can't you see i'm trying to teach a class?
MAAARGHAHAHAHAHA I'M CRAZY WATCH OUT OR I'LL KILL YOU MWUHAHAHAHA
She's the one teacher you wouldn't want to burst in and be psychotic at...
DON'T ANSWER BACK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU... HOW DARE YOU!
NAAARGHAHAHA MR BUNNY NEEDS BLOOD TO LIVE... BLOOD! RUN AWAY LITTLE CHILDREN
Well he was warned...
Kindly SHUT THE HELL UP and SIT DOWN or i'll be forced to dispense with my manors Mr. Bunny
NAARGH I'M MR.BUNNY I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM TEACHERS... PREPARE TO DIE CHILDREN NAHAHA!

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
TAKE THAT YOU PERVERTED BUNNY!
Sorry I missed the tutor meeting this morning miss.. I had a hangover bu-
Perhaps I should leave quietly...
STAY WHERE YOU ARE MR.NICHOL!
shit

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
and don't come back unless you want to lose your other arm too *throws severed limb out of window*
Right i'm sorry about that, it must be a shock to you that I can be so aggressive and evil
erm.. no miss... when we refered to you as the "psycho munchkin" we were somewhat serious....
Really? Do people see me like such a bitch?
shit... again..

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
stay right there, do people really see me as that nasty? I mean... I thought they saw all teachers as evil tirents who know less about what they teach than the 1st year students..
Well, you're not married and your about 50 or something so we all figured you either scared away every man in the world or else ate his heart one day
hmm... that will be all, you will be reported to the Psycho Dissinfector for missing the morning meeting
*phew* thank God... I always knew brutal honesty was the best policy
Hmm maybe I should find a man... I think I can hear a large comic-arc stampeding in...

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
so, what dyou do for a living?
Well, I walk around in different restaurants and turn my nose up at their food, I then tell my secretary why the food was so utterly pathetic and she writes it up
umm ok, so, what dyou think of the food here?
oh why it is positively APPAULING. Why if I were the chef I would KILL MYSELF
Oh my God he threw a knife at you?!
what a POSITIVELY APPAULING knife, it has STAINS on it... stains of BLOOD... MY BLOOD!

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
Hi, you look nice
Thanks, I do like to make an effort
The conversation turns to pass-times
Well I like to play this game online called PiA... Its a nice game except that I am really undervalued and nobody ever listens
Of course I TOLD Gryff, liq and Haighy. Guys! I said, I could help you create a great alliance... Give me a chance as HC and we'll rule the world!

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
So... you work here or...?
Oh no, I just like the art gallery, outside people laugh at me
hmm
I have no idea why...
and you always dress like a clown?
a CLOWN? how rude! I mean, you're not a BASKET OF ROSES yourself you know.

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
At the classroom and Psycho Munchkin is talking to Mr. Baldy
and then I he fell through the gap in the bar!
hahaha.... hey you know, dyou fancy going for a drink?
Well... i'd love to
but I have to pickup my kids and take them home to my wife...

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
Hey its nice to meet you!
Hi, just got in from work?
Yeah... woo boy was that a busy day at the office... I just created an entire barrage of dissinformation
Dissinforwha?
Yeah, I work with MI5... We make stories like Blood for Oil so that people don't suspect the REAL scandals behind world-politics what dyou do?
Keep away from me you disgusting souless warmonger

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
Hey! don't I know you?
umm... I don't thinkso? But nice to meet you
no... aren't you that chick who was doing that horse after Tylers house party last week? That was awesome man!
Hey well i'll give you my number, I think you'll find i'm equally as blessed as any horse!
i'm a woman, and how disgusting and strange are you... you sick... ugghhh *shudders*

 

by Gryffalio
4-15-07
Yeah and I can stop a moving train too
wow thats amazing... you're so strong!
Yeah, and I have a lot of free time now that i've retired
wow... well, why don't we retire to the bedroom?
We CAN'T DO THAT! We must stay celebate until our holy matromony and besides, its almost time for Church... PRAISE THE LORD!
oh my God... I was so close...

 

by Gryffalio
4-16-07
Billy, have you ever thought about love?
You mean Rompy Pompy?
Sort of
Yeah, boy I love these cheap internet hookers... you see they let you book them a week in advance and you get them half price! Did you want to ask something?
..... no
ok, i'll go burn out a few buses then. Bye

 

by Gryffalio
4-16-07
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
BZZZZT BZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZ
I wasn't cutting up corpses to make an inhuman monster who will help me take over the world... what? stop looking at me like that!

 

by Gryffalio
4-16-07
Hey I thought cute monks were supposed to hangout in temples
HEY MONKEES! HERE MONKEY MONKEY MONKEYS!
Hey I saw one hiding behind the bush... well... I can take a hint

 

by Gryffalio
4-16-07
Thanks for pulling me out of that fence... that dog was getting majorly pissed...
...whatsup with you anyway?
Clark, are you EVER going to take me anywhere romantic?
Hey I thought we just got off yesterday... I'm not a friggin' machine y'know?!
Ugggh nevermind

 

by Gryffalio
4-16-07
So... how long have you been like that for?
Like what?
Y'know...
.... oh... THAT
I've had that spot for a couple of days, I didn't know it was that noticeable... btw can I ask you something? did you realise you're inside-out?

 

I own the CIA now y'know?
It is my honour to become the president of these United States... Now everyone say after me: US SUCKS, UK ROCKS!
by Gryffalio, 4-16-07

 

by Gryffalio
4-16-07
There's no way Gryff will fall for that...
Are you saying this disguise isn't thouroughly genious? your just jealous... wait and see...
This is your last chance to admit i'm right
just ring the damn doorbell

 

by Gryffalio
4-16-07
BLAAAARGH!!!
Wyell Hyello.... Thiys fool thought he could scyare me
Hey... you made him look like quite the jerk... again... but how did you know we were coming?

 

by Gryffalio
4-17-07
hmm... Maybe if I stand here they'll deduce that I did it... afterall murderers always return to the scene of the crime
God damnit. Has nobody read detective novels?!

 

by Gryffalio
4-17-07
Oh I say... that dogs going awefully quickly...
AAAIIEE
Actually, I did it.... Al Qaida 2 - 0 U.S.A!

 

by Gryffalio
4-17-07
Seriously it'll be so erotic... and it won't hurt a bit
AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEE! CLARK YOUR A DEAD MAN!

 

by Gryffalio
4-17-07
Oh my gosh! I think its Satan!
oooh a bird!

 

by Gryffalio
4-17-07
So um, whats wrong with your hand?
hm? oh that? I dunno... I poked it inside a pencil sharpner once and now my figers mishapen
ugh pencil sharpners don't remind me, I have kids always throwing them at eachother in my classes
rock on!
what do you do for a living anyway?
Well i'm kinda like a proffessional gig attendant... if theres a gig on i'll be there. Its a pretty cool life and you can make tonnes of money by pickpocketing...

 

by Gryffalio
4-17-07
Oh God...
YOU! YOU GOT 95% IN YOUR COURSEWORK AND ALL THE GOOD STUDENTS COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO HAND ANY IN... I WISH YOU'D DIE!!!
erm... i'll just be leaving then... cya
*groans* I can't go on!

 

by Gryffalio
4-18-07
You could have picked a SLIGHTLY more romantic spot...
Look into my eyes. Not around me eyes, look into my eyes
wha-?
I'm not ugly infact when you wake up you'll think i'm the most handsome... thing in the world, *snap* wake up
Nice try.

 

by Gryffalio
4-21-07
So.. uuuh... anyway this is my home...
... charming, quite charming
your own decore?
I think it best you leave

 

What we all wanted to hear
Oh I give up.... i'll just live my life terrorising children...
by Gryffalio, 4-21-07

 

by Gryffalio
7-01-07
hey shit look at that, the water's about 2 inches high up there, d'you reckon we should maybe move the pool table out of the conservatory incase it floods in here?
wtf man? we're not in Rotheram, and look at the size of our garden, as soon as the rain stops it'll all go down
I'm glad I know how to use a bucket
wow the garden's grown alot since it rained... look at all the levitating bir- WAIT A MINUTE
or else our house may have looked like this tonight
They're Fish! .... THE POOL TABLE... NOOOO!

 

by Gryffalio
7-01-07
Gryff's on a holiday with a South African guide...
Hir is an old nytive villadge... it looks desurded, a'll show you one of their huts.
In the hut they check on, two men with tickets to Glasgow scheme quietly...
aya ya aya ya... let us poor petrol on ourselves when we get to Glasgow and drive into a concrete wall...
Brilliant idea, then when i've been burned up they'll notice my hernia and operate on the NHS
Then prison, and we release our stories to the media and make millions, no more sand-on-toast and Muslim preachers for me!
SUCKERS!

 

by Gryffalio
7-01-07
Heeello?
Hey, erm... you might wanna sit down...
What?! what is it? it's not tibbles is it?! DADDY'S COMING BABY!
NO - no. It's... your house... it's kinda wet, I got most of your stuff upstairs but it's got about 4 inches of water in it atm..
OOOOh... I get it, July fools, very funny jackass, jealous because i'm on holiday eh? cunt.
w-

 

by Gryffalio
7-01-07
*blurble*
Sire I have a magical plunger with which to solve all your friends' flooding problems... and rescue Tibbles the Sheep!
...... your fired
why does he have a sheep anyway...

 

by Gryffalio
7-04-07
Gryff I heard you lost Mr. Tibbles... You know Chan will kill you if you've lost his sheep, the retards pretty attached to it
Yeah... he's a bit welsh really isn't he :P
What are you going to do?
I figured if I locked up a Welshman for 2 weeks without sex he'll be able to sniff out Mr.Tibbles in no time...
You only have 3 days Gryff and there's a farm with about 100 sheep down the road
OK OK, i'll be serious, quit with the pouting. I'll just borrow one of those sheep!

 

by Gryffalio
7-05-07
Gryff are you SURE about this? The tree surgeon said he'd come back with a chainsaw... and it'd take all afternoon.
tcha we don't need a surgeon to take a tree down
Chopping begins to the beat of Don't Damn Me (Guns n Roses)
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE! I CAN'T BREATH!!!!
wtf happened to your neck?... why were you even using a sledge hammer?!
I want a lollypop :(

 

by Gryffalio
7-05-07
Heeeere tibby wibby woo!
Gryff you know this will never work... Mr. Tibbles will know that a sheep shouting "tibby wibby woo" is a human... thats such a cheap costume anyway
baaa?
baa!

 

by Gryffalio
7-05-07
ok you got lucky tha's all
ba ba baa?
ba ba ba baa
Shit I can't tell which ones which

 

by Gryffalio
7-07-07
Is he alright?
yeah... he attacked a tree with a sledgehammer... then he lost Mr. Tibbles and had to dress up as a sheep to get it back
have you ever noticed how much Parsnips taste like purple? ....
are you sure he's ok?

 

by Gryffalio
7-11-07
Bate's reaction to rival bids for LUFC
I'LL SUE ANYBODY HE BUYS THE CLUB!
Bate's reaction to anybody who writes negatively about the club
I'LL SUE ANYBODY WHO WRITES ANYTHING ABOUT LEEDS
Bate's reaction to this strip
I'LL SUE YOU MOFO! SEE YOU IN COURT!!!

 

by Gryffalio
8-01-07
hi! you're so cute.... umm you wanna go round back and-
er.. You kno-
No, I won't take no for an answer... c'mon!
er-
I just think... you should look behind you

 

by Gryffalio
8-01-07
Were you chatting up my boyfriend?
heey calm down sweetie, I wasn't gonna harm him... jus-
**EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE CENSORED**
Gryff get me outta here, I don't care how... she's gonna kill me when she's finished with here
ooh she's got you on a leash hasn't she :P

 

by Gryffalio
2-01-08
Without a doubt...
Hey! What can I get ya?
Anything with caffiene in please
African shopkeepers
Sure, you got it!
ouch my head
are the nicest around
There ya go! £2.10 Thankyou!!! :-)
yeah - um - steady on old chap

 

by Gryffalio
2-01-08
But then again
Yessir what can I get you?
Anything with caffiene in please
Indian Shopkeepers
Rough night, eh sir? I'll get you my special hangover cure
ouch my head
are pretty friendly too
£2.10 please sir, remember water next time you come home from drinking eh? cyas
yeah - um - thanks... bye

 

by Gryffalio
2-01-08
Hello sir, what can I get you today?
Caffiene!
Ok, one moment
Ouch my head... she smiles too loudly
There you are sir, £2.10 please. Thankyou have a nice afternoon
Thanks you too

 

by Gryffalio
2-01-08
English Shopkeepers
what?!
caffeine!
We've all experienced them
right, owt else?!
nah
ROBOTS
Good, £2.10
Thanks

 

by Gryffalio
2-02-08
So, why are you following Gryff?
He owes me money for the last comic-arc
Wait a minute... you weren't even in it
Yeah but I gave him the idea for it
Do you have any idea how many conmen have made me take them to Gryff?
No, how many?

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