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| so, what dyou do for a living? | |
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| Well, I walk around in different restaurants and turn my nose up at their food, I then tell my secretary why the food was so utterly pathetic and she writes it up | |
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| umm ok, so, what dyou think of the food here? | |
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| oh why it is positively APPAULING. Why if I were the chef I would KILL MYSELF | |
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| Oh my God he threw a knife at you?! | |
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| what a POSITIVELY APPAULING knife, it has STAINS on it... stains of BLOOD... MY BLOOD! | |
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