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by KajunFirefly
5-06-03
Oooh, ah, ah, AAAAAHHH
Okay, okay, pull out, PULL OUT!!!
*unf*
You bastard!
If it turns out you're pregnant, I'll deny all knowledge.
If I'm pregnant, I'll come to the Vatican and kill you!

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Wake up Kajun.
Huh?
Follow the white rabbit.
But, the white rabbit's been removed from the comic database.
Okay, then follow the booze-hound who's not wearing any trousers.
He sounds like a fag.

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Come with me, someone wants to meet with you.
Are we going to a pub?
No, we're going to a warehouse.
That doesn't sound like much fun, wouldn't you rather just stay here and drink? I have plenty of booze.
No, you must come with me right away.
I'll just grab a 6-pack.

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
At the warehouse:
Okay Kajun, you must ask yourself, do you want to keep living your life as it is just now, or do you want to find out the answers to the questions you've been asking all your life?
Are you wanting me to go back to Catholic school?
No Kajun, if you want to find the answers, drink the blue shot, to wake up back in your own bed, drink the red shot.
Oh, were those the glasses on the table over there?
Yes.....where are they?
I necked them both when you were in the toilet.

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Okay Kajun, this, is the make.php
The what?
It's the creation engine. Many years ago a company known as AOL waged war on mankind. The war lasted many years before we discovered a weakness...
by slaughtering every pre-pubescent across the entire globe we starved them of users, but AOL struck back. It hooked everyone up to a universal neural network and locked us in the StripCreator...
forever forcing us to make shitty comics with random swearing and stupid netspeak.
LOL

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
It was said that one man was built inside the StripCreator, the One.
When he died, it was prophecised that he would one day return to save humanity.
It is said that the One would be neither male or female and you fit the description perfectly.
How would you like the One to kick you in the Two?

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
You will find that the StripCreator isn't like the real world, it follows a set of simple rules that can easily be manipulated.
You mean I could drink 80 pints of beer without having to take a piss or even vomit?
You think that's beer your drinking?
Wh.. What are you saying?
That's just a small compressed gif file that convinces you it's beer.
Truly this is a world gone mad.

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Hey, this place isn't so bad, there are chicks here.
What's that smell?
Woah!
Ah, Mr Firefly, prepare to be set to "ashes2.gif"

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Hmm, so if this is just a comic creator that I can manipulate....
Damn you Mr Firefly.
Ah-ha!

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
You're not going to do much to me from over there now, are you? Ha ha ha!

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Ah, crap.

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
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by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
THAT's for robbing me of beer.

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Well, it turns out you ARE the One.
Yep.
The people of Aremdesea will want to meet you, you are their messiah, they'll want answers.
Will THEY have real beer?
They'll have wine.
I'd settle for print head cleaner.

 

by KajunFirefly
6-08-03
Citizens of Aremdesea, I shall lead you to victory, I shall lead you to glory, no longer shall you live in fear, our time is NOW!
I am the One, I am your saviour, I hold the answers to all of your questions!
How do you edit comics?

 

by KajunFirefly
7-03-03
Oh no, Strip Creator has been down for longer than ever before, I need a way to vent my latent homosexuality.....before....
aaaahhhh!!!!
That boorite sure is cute.

 

by KajunFirefly
7-24-03
I can't wait for daddy to come home so we can go to Disneyland.
Someone should notify his next of kin.
Yup, this'll be the best birthday ever.
*knock knock*

 

by KajunFirefly
7-24-03

 

by KajunFirefly
7-25-03
Hey Johnny, I found a treasure chest behind that sunken ship over there, wanna go check it out?
Wow, cool yeah.
And I was thinking, after that we could swim into the old castle again.
Yeah, this is going to be awesome!
Dude, your fish are stupid.
Yeah, wanna flush some more?

 

by KajunFirefly
8-01-03
Daaa-aaaad, can we go to the circus?
Be quiet, Jason, daddy's working.
Why the hell did I just walk into this room?
Daaa-aaaad, can we go to the circus?
Be quiet, Jason, daddy's working.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
Look honey, you're really going to have to get another job, we just can't continue to live like this.
*sigh*
Little Bobby can't live on wallpaper forever and the water purifyer isn't filtering the urine as well as it used to.
Next time your mommy wiggles his sexy little ass through that door, our troubles will be over.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
Hi, I'm here for the lab assistants job?
Ah good, yes, I've been having trouble finding anyone who is willing to be guilty.... I mean, take responsibility.
I see, well, the thing is, I was terrible with science at school.
That's okay, all I need you to do is press a couple of buttons. Are your fingerprints on record?
Um, yeah, why?
Oh nothing, just wiggle your sexy little ass this way.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
Okay, so what do you want me to do?
Just press those red buttons over there and you're done.
WWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!
Uh, what's that noise?
Oh that's just the missile launching, I'm testing some weapons.
Where is the test site?
It's aimed at the Ghetto part of town, I have some test subjects living there that I really want to sweep under the carpet.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
MY HUSBAND AND CHILD ARE THERE!!! YOU BASTARD!
I'm sorry, but at least it'll be a quick death.
Your "husband"?

 

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
Isn't there any way to stop the missile?
No, I'm afraid not, although you could maybe fire another missile at it and blow it up in mid-air.
Do you HAVE any other missiles?
Nope.
How delightfully useless.
I daresay we could probably just fire something else up there to hit it. Something about 5'8" and around 150lbs

 

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
How much time do we have?
Not long, we've got about 30 seconds before it's too late.
Will there be any fall-out from the explosion?
No no, it's not nuclear, in fact I doubt anyone will actually notice it.
Okay then, fire away.
*press* Oh look, there's a spare missile over there.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
On reflection, I guess I should have told him to forward my pay to my child.
Some time later:
Well, looks like another dead-beat waster has walked out on us.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-17-03
I'm collecting for the blind.
Hold on...
Thanks.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-22-03
I'm afraid the results aren't good, Miss Two, it appears you have contracted many, many STD, they're fighting to kill you from the ovaries outwards.
Oh, how awful.
So you're retiring?
Well, that's one way to put it, another way to put it is that my filthy rotting diseased cunt flaps have poisoned my body.
You've been hanging around with redbrute too long.
Drink me off, cum guzzler.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-22-03
Hello Horse, I was wondering if you'd like to take my place as the default character, you see, I'm dying...
WONDERFULL! We've been dreaming of this day for years!
Uh, "we"?
Yeah, me and bear, why?
Oh, well, asiangirl1 isn't going anywhere, it'd just be you and her.
Wow, usually there's at least 4 of us trying to find an opening.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-22-03
This is so nice of you to run me a bath, Horse, I think we're really going to get on well together.
Yes, still, it's a pity Bear wont get to join me on the default page.
Well, if anything happens to me, he'll be first in line. Hey, what oils did you put in this water?
I didn't put any oils in the water, that's the same bath I ran for asiangirl2 before you.
Sucky sucky?
Shut up.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-22-03

 

by KajunFirefly
8-24-03
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
SON!
Just because you're adopted, doesn't mean you're not a dissapointment.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-24-03
Sorry to hear of your loss.
Oh, your mother is dead, I thought you knew.

 

by KajunFirefly
8-26-03
Happy Birthday
Son!
At least, I'm sure it's today, when did I drop out of grade-school?

 

by KajunFirefly
8-30-03
when there's no place you feel at home and you think you'd be better off alone, when you think there's no reason to try and you hate yourself and want to die...
when you're filled with anxiety and everyone's your enemy, when you wish you were someone else and you wanna go out and kill yourself...
ooo-ooo-oo-oooh, you're overreacting.
Thanks, Canadian.

 

by KajunFirefly
9-06-03
What's with the gay scarf?
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

 

by KajunFirefly
9-07-03
Yes?
My family and I have been seated over by the window for 20 minutes, isn't anyone going to take our order?
What would you like?
4 sirloin steaks, two medium rare, two well done. Also, a bottle of Merlot.
I don't have a button for that.
Just bring it over when you're ready, we're seated between the junkie and the vomitting albino.

 

by KajunFirefly
9-10-03
Yukon Territory:
After the horrors of two Gulf wars, it's good to be able to just hang up my gun and retire, a nice little farm out of the way of trouble ____________ Hey Davey, how's the soil, can we plant anything?
Ah've struck oil, Paw!
Oh my, I just wish your mother, your sisters, brothers and various pets were still alive to see this day, perhaps our luck is finally changing.
Meanwhile:
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, AH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

 

by KajunFirefly
11-03-03
So we are to battle to the death?
Yes, mwa ha ha, I shall destroy you with my evil zombie powers, no mere mortal duck shall stand in my way!!
But....aren't you already dead?
Uh....yes.
Cool, later.

 

by KajunFirefly
11-05-03
Choo know, eet ees good to get away from eet all sometime, thees Chreestmas will be the best, yo.
As long as I don't have to eat your mother's turkey burritos, the eggnog is just unecessary.
Come on mamacita, choo know she just trying to feet een wit choor culture.
I just can't shake the feeling that we've forgotten something.

 

by KajunFirefly
11-25-03
At Jack Jeckel's "Laundromat":
*sigh* Hey Jayou.
Hey Guy, isn't that Jo Jo's jacket?
No, he has one just like this, it's my new uniform, my dad wants me to take over the stupid family business.
Conterfeighting? Fantastic, you can get me enough coins to stay in the arcade forever. I'm so jealous, guy.
Actually, we don't produce any fake change.
Really? That doesn't make cents.

 

by KajunFirefly
12-01-03
What are you in for?
I combined the DNA of Mariah Carrey and Celine Dion thinking I could make a huge profit, it was deemed a crime against humanity.
Aaaiiiieeee aaaieeeeee eeeee aaaaaa oooeeeee aaaaiiiii!!!!
This is just awful, dump her into the ocean along with every trace of her music, somewhere between Tokyo and New Zealand, extremely quickly.
"Aaaiiiieeee aaaieeeeee eeeee aaaaaa oooeeeee aaaaiiiii!!!!"
This dolphin-rock is fucking excellent!
I think I'll go suck on that shiny hook ever there.

 

by KajunFirefly
12-07-03
Dan, I was just enjoying the Catholic Church's all-male choir when I heard the alarm, what's up?
Zombies escaped! Zombies Escaped! People dying, everywhere! AAAAAAAAAGGGHH AAAAARRRGGHHH!!
Calm down Dan, you're making as much sense as those zombies...
uh....skull eaten... eyes glowing... mouth drooling... erect penis...
ARRRRRGGGHHH, DAN'S BECOME A PRIEST!!! GET HIM OFF ME!!!
*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

 

by KajunFirefly
12-07-03
Well, there we go, my final entry submitted. This has been one hell of a contest, my cancer is cured, I found that millionaire's lost puppy and I'm now dating the love of my life, Chicka...
Honey, I'm pregnant.
Are you going to buy diapers?

 

by KajunFirefly
12-25-03
Is it wrong to download porn on Christmas?
Not at all, Jesus was born naked.
Yes, but he wasn't fisted in the ass whilst sucking off a couple of black guys.
It doesn't say in the bible that he WASN'T.
Moh!

 

by KajunFirefly
1-13-04
Um, why is everyone ignoring me today?
You were a complete asshole to Laura at the staff party last night.
What? No I wasn't, I love Laura to bits, I wouldn't be mean to her.
Well, it's not what you said, it's the way you said it.
What do you mean? I was drunk.
Yep.

 

by KajunFirefly
1-25-04
Oh man, this is going to be so easy.
How do you mean?
Well, you're the most suicidal guy on this website, by the next panel you'll have stuck a nail in your head and I'll be victorious.
Dammit, is there any way to stop it?
No, wait, what's happened?
Dunno, here's a note, says you've got cancer.

 

by KajunFirefly
1-25-04
Instead of fighting to the death, why don't we call a truce? Here, I bought you this present.
I really don't think that's how we're supposed to do things, either one of us dies, or we both do.
No no, that'll never do, I have Christmas spirit all year round, here, take this present.
Well, I didn't really get you anything, I mean, I didn't know...
You probably should have set that timer a little longer.

 

by KajunFirefly
2-05-04
Door, I think it's over between us.
She was starting to become a little unhinged.

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