SC Death Stories: Skagg and Scientist - part two

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: August 11, 2003

by KajunFirefly
8-11-03
Hi, I'm here for the lab assistants job?
Ah good, yes, I've been having trouble finding anyone who is willing to be guilty.... I mean, take responsibility.
I see, well, the thing is, I was terrible with science at school.
That's okay, all I need you to do is press a couple of buttons. Are your fingerprints on record?
Um, yeah, why?
Oh nothing, just wiggle your sexy little ass this way.