ralahinn1's comics : stripcreator

It's My Game S18 E20

by ralahinn1
4-28-17


	Says so right there.


	It's true, he went to "Star registry",and paid to have a star named.


	I think not. That star belonged to my people-before your world even existed. I don't think they would ever approve of it being called "Buttsville".

It's My Game S19 E1


	I say, Percy, did you know police in Virginia want to question someone about shaving cats?


	O_o not going there, my good man, I will leave the jokes to you.

by ralahinn1, 4-29-17

It's My Game S19 E2

by ralahinn1
4-29-17

And now a word from some cats in Virginia-


	This is a message for the person shaving us. You may have heard that pussies look good shaved-


	Honestly, they didn't mean us though-we invited a few friends to help explain-


	When someone put it in your mind to shave kitty cats, they didn't mean house pets-


	And most ladies can shave their own without help-


	'course if you'd like to, we can charge a little extra-


	Goodnight, folks

It's My Game S19 E3

by ralahinn1
4-30-17


	So, what seems to be the problem today?


	No matter what I do, I just can't seem to get ahead, it's depressing me.


	There you go,problem solved.


	!

It's My Game S19 E4

by ralahinn1
4-30-17


	I say, Percy, did you hear that prosecutors in Baltimore were told to "think of the consequences" before arresting illegals for small, non violent crimes?


	If I could do a "face palm", I would.


	Aiii chiwawah, I must go to Baltimore, before the people in Marilyn Moseby's office stop smoking weed!


	I will say I am from Mexico too.

It's My Game S19 E5

by ralahinn1
5-03-17

Sometime in the early 1950s-


	Someone should tell Jimmy the letter from the draft board came-


	I think it should be Coach Dinkley,dear.


	Your parents wanted me to let you know your letter from the draft board came.


	Cool, you think my"steady" can join up too?


	Ai yi yi


	Hey there, Coach

It's My Game S19 E5

So, the lights in my livingroom and bathroom didn't work Monday morning. I let management know, and she said I had a bad circuit,and "someone" would be right up...still waiting-

by ralahinn1, 5-04-17

It's My Game S19 E 6

by ralahinn1
5-04-17


	Hola, my good amiga, ralahinn1. Ready to celebrate Cinco de Maya tomorrow?


	Can't this year, one of the medicines I now take says I can't drink alcohol while taking it. :(


	Ai yi yi


	Ai yi yi, indeed.

It's My Game S19 E 7

by ralahinn1
5-06-17


	- bacon got 13 followers -miracles do happen( to paraphrase)


	Check it out, I got 2!^_^


	fabuloous

It's My Game S19 E8


	Uh...one of our guests says he wants some"Spotted Dick"


	It's a dessert in England, google "The Wolfe Pit, Spotted Dick" for a recent review of it.

by ralahinn1, 5-07-17

It's My Game S19 E9

by ralahinn1
5-08-17


	I say, Percy, did you hear that Barbra Strisand is hoping that Hillery Clinton will win the US presidency in 2020?


	Wasn't she moving to Canada?


	Rest assured, I don't plan to fly anytime soon


	Hey Strip Creator- Y U no has skunk?

It's My Game S19 E 10

by ralahinn1
5-09-17


	Ok, in Baltimore, so far this year, we are up by 120. Keep it up, go for the gold. Don't disappoint your fans!


	Go team Baltimore!


	Go team Baltimore!

It's My Game S19 E 11

Today in DC


	Comey, you're fired!


	Comey sad

by ralahinn1, 5-09-17

It's My Game S19 E 12

by ralahinn1
5-09-17


	Honey, what are you doing? Come to bed-


	Can't, watching Anonymous act like adults on you tube after a weekend of weed.

It's My Game S19 E 13

Businesses today-


	I like working here and all, but why do we have to wear these cheesy old fashioned outfits?


	Because we pretend we care so our customers come. Frankly, I really don't, but if this shiz brings in the money, we can pretend.

by ralahinn1, 5-09-17

It's My Game S19 E14

by ralahinn1
5-12-17

And now a message from our sponsor -


	Hello, you might recognise me as a world known financial advisor, and I have a question for you-


	where will "you"be in four years?


	Hopefully dead...


	Meh...

It's My My Game S19 E15

by ralahinn1
5-13-17


	I have a letter for a Ms. Bo Peep, is she here?


	Naw,drunk again, she'll probably look for us tomorrow.


	You could leave it with us, and shut the barn door on the way out. Don't want that Moslim guy getting in again.

It's My Game S20 E16

by ralahinn1
5-13-17

It's My Game S20 E 16 (fixed)

by ralahinn1
5-13-17

And now a word from our sponsor -


	Hello, you usually see me asking for money to help some disadvantaged child in a far away village -


	Not so much now funny man, I am going into"sex trafficking" so my pimp can transport me into another country as a"refugee"


	But now, we need money to help those who believe they are victims of "cultural misappropriation" -


	Say what?


	These people complain that other people should not use clothes and things belonging to another culture, some they themselves are not welcome in, because of genetic differences(mixed "race").


	It's not just styles of other countries either. Look at how much is being taken from the "gay" culture-you got some work ahead of you, unless you are just ripping people off.

It's My Game S19 E17

by ralahinn1
5-14-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	Breaking news- former FBI director Comey wishes to make a statement!


	We are going live to listen to this historic event-


	Trump farted.


	I certainly did not-it was the dog.


	Food?

It's My Game S19 E18

by ralahinn1
5-14-17

And now a message from our sponsor -


	Hello, you may know me as one of the many co-anchors on Actin News, but at times I also do community,pardon me,"public" service and announce in other programs. Here is a local message-


	Hello, I am a world known financial advisor, and I am willing to give you complementery advice, once you come in and sign papers so I can give you a comprehensive review -


	He's right, I didn't know how much money I could save eating beans'n tuna, and only drinkin' Saturday nights,and his prices are reasonable.


	I can say, he's legit, and his business has never been shut down yet.


	*(whisper)Your money's by the door.**

It's My Game S19 E19

by ralahinn1
5-14-17

Proof we're not far from the cave-


	It's the woman's fault.


	I bet Isabella messed up the scanner-


	Wow, I saw the butt prints. Who knew her butt was so big-or so "white"?

It's My Game S19 E20


	I say,Percy, did you hear that Target has made a line of items for "gays"?


	No wonder they are called Target.

by ralahinn1, 5-14-17

It's My Game S20 E1


	Choosing Blue Oyster Cult's "Black Blade"was an interesting choice as a closing hymn-


	Stick around, next week it's going to be "The merry-go-round broke down".

by ralahinn1, 5-14-17

It's My Game S20 E2

by ralahinn1
5-14-17

Cue the banjoes-


	Instead of removing old Confederate memorials, I guess there are some people who would pay the way for blacks to go to any country but Africa, who won't take them because they are not "African"-


	We would.


	We would.


	Do they need help packin'?

It's My Game S20 E3

by ralahinn1
5-15-17

And now a word from our sponsor -


	Howdy. You can tell a man by the hat he choses to wear-

It was that way in the past -

and so today-buy our hats-


	Yow-not the face !


	Give it up!

It's My Game S2 E4

by ralahinn1
5-16-17


	Do you know the biggest oxymoron in our profession is nurse?


	No, what?


	"Medical" marijuana.

It's My Game S20 E5

by ralahinn1
5-16-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in- there seems to be some kind of political press conference starting-


	We will join it live-


	I want to propose that an independent commission be formed to look into former FBI director Comey's alligation that Trump farted-

We sent a reporter to get Trump's reaction -


	I will state again, for the record, that it was the dog. Do you want a signed affidavit from his vet that he gets gas? I can get one.

It's My Game S20 E6

by ralahinn1
5-16-17

Actin News- News you can believe- whether we interview local businessmen-


	I tell you, tourism id down, jes'cause mo'peeps be gettin'shanked in de hood. By de way, seein'you de usual time?


	Uh, yeah, probably ...

-the plight of Illegal Aliens-


	They were profiling us- they sent out jets and said we couldn't fly over the White House-


	I see...

- or politics- we stand by our news-Actin News-


	It was the dog-I swear.


	I believe you.

It's My Game S20 E7

by ralahinn1
5-16-17

At Anonymous HQ-


	I'm bored, let's make another video to scare the retards on you tube.


	Can't, my mom's still up, she might come down to the basement. We can game for an hour, and try then -

It's My Game S20 E8


	I'ma firin' ma lazars!

by ralahinn1, 5-17-17

It's My Game S20 E9


	I say,Percy, did you hear that apparently someone thought to make rompers for grown men called"RompHim"?


	Really? I wonder what female thought that up.

by ralahinn1, 5-17-17

It's My Game S20 E10

by ralahinn1
5-17-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, Nancy Pelosi wants to weigh in on the Trump scandal -


	We sent a team out to interview her near one of her homes-


	He should be empeached. We don't know if he farted or not, but I believe former director Comey.

We sent a team out to speak to Comey-


	The way things are going,shouldn't your name be "commie" not "Comey"?


	I'm not the one they say talks to russians.

It's My Game S20 E11

And now a message from former FBI director Comey(* with respect to the classic TV show "In Living Color")-


	So - you think it all would end when the big guy fired me, and I am just around for the media's amusement? Comey don't play that!

by ralahinn1, 5-17-17

It's My Game S20 E12

Hmmmm-


	Does anyone else think it odd that the next director of the FBI might be named Mr. Rogers or Mr.Mcfeely?

by ralahinn1, 5-17-17

It's My Game S20 E13


	How long does it take? We're owls damn it. Who the hell cares?

by ralahinn1, 5-18-17

It's My Game S20 E14

by ralahinn1
5-18-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in- there is evidence that President Trump has used the"red phone"-


	Let's go to video-


	Gee, how many times must I say this? It was the dog-

It's My Game S20 E15

Former President Obama meets with former FBI director Comey-


	That'll do, Comey- that'll do

by ralahinn1, 5-18-17

It's My Game S20 E16


	Don't know about you, but to me, "the best part of waking up",is waking up.

by ralahinn1, 5-18-17

It's My Game S20 E17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in-the medical examiner has ruled "death by hanging"for Sound Garden front man Chris Cornell.


	-"Death by hanging"-sounds like someone just got the name for a new album -

by ralahinn1, 5-18-17

It's My Game S20 E18


	Just heard my azzhole brother that I haven't seen in over 10 years has been in rehab since January. Thanks, Karma, I could kiss you!


	Np, anytime.

by ralahinn1, 5-18-17

It's My Game S20E19

Hmmmm-


	Anyone else think it odd that the man who drove into a group of pedestrians in Times Square yesterday, Richard Rohas, translates to "red dick"?

by ralahinn1, 5-19-17

It's My Game S20E20


	Sure, I can say we are "waiting for Weiner", most guys here are. He'll be known as "Ben Dover" soon though-

by ralahinn1, 5-19-17

It's My Game S21 E1


	Hey, Strip Creator. Y U no haz barbershop quartet?

by ralahinn1, 5-19-17

It's My Game S21 E2

by ralahinn1
5-19-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in-ralahinn1 wishes to make a statement -


	We sent a team out to cover it-


	I want to apologise to America that Elijah Commings "represents" my state...

It's My Game S21 E3

by ralahinn1
5-19-17

And now a word from our sponsor -


	I know y'all like traditional things, but we see that other places are offerin' new things-


	While we plan to keep the things you love, whe have contracted with a local hunter to add new things to the menu-


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	Hell no


	Hell no

It's My Game S21 E 4

by ralahinn1
5-19-17


	Remember the good old days? People use to come out on Saturdays to watch us tear up towns for entertainment. What the hell happened?


	What bomb?

It's My Game S21 E5


	Honestly,I don't know what's wrong in a lot of cities today. These SJW's are the things we used to beat up when I was growing up.

by ralahinn1, 5-19-17

It's My Game S21 E6


	Honey, what are you doing, aren't you going outside to play baseball with your friends?


	Can't mom, getting paid as an "online consultant"for "a world known financial advisor".

by ralahinn1, 5-20-17

It's My Game S21 E7

by ralahinn1
5-20-17


	Stranger danger! Stranger danger!


	What now,Comey?


	That mean man,Trump,called me a "nut job" and people believe him.


	*(Sigh) After you get done talking to the nice men at the commission, Mr.Gump,'scuse me,Comey, ask your doctor to up your meds.**


	Thank you, Officer Friendly.

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