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by ralahinn1
9-17-05
Somewhere:
Hi, ral here this is a test
You really plan to do this ?
Why not?
No reason...let the games begin;)

 

by ralahinn1
9-19-05
I was a fantasy gamer, and recently sold my services as a sworder to one of the local mages...
I am here, great magr, what is my task?
I am Merlin 660, and I need someone to find the "Sword of Cervasa"
ah doesn't cervasa mean "beer" in mexico?
>>...perhaps...
I was a fantasy gamer, and recently sold my services as a sworder to one of the local mages...
why would they name a sword after beer?

 

by ralahinn1
9-19-05
I am a fantasy gamer, and recently, I sold my skills to "Merlin 660",in order to add to my quest points
I am here oh great mage, what is to be my task?
You are to go out, young warrior and get the "Sword of Cervasa"
Cervasa? doesn't that mean beer in Mexico?
>> ...maybe...
Why would they name a "sword quest" after beer?
Who knows? Maybe they were drinking at the time they thought up the game 0_0

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
In a flash we were in another place
Where are we?
I teleported us to the start of your journey
My journey?
Yes, to become a great warrior or wizard, one must start alone. Don't worry, you will not be alone, I have a companion for you.
Merlin 660 vanished, in his place...
This looks like fun....
Where are all the White women at?

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Merlin660 appeared behind the strange being
Howdy
This is He who is nameless1070, an apprentice shape shifter, on loan to me from Dazed Knight41. Nameless needs to complete this quest also
Yes, shape shifters are magic users too, tee hee
In many ways, it is better to have a shape shifter along, than a full battle mage
I was not sure about this quest....
And, we are lovers, as well as fighters;)
This is He who is nameless1070, an apprentice shape shifter, on loan to me from Dazed Knight41. Nameless needs to complete this quest also

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
This was getting stranger by the minute
Why did you repeat his name, and where he came from?
Even I know this one, he wants you to write it down, there will be testing later. I already know you are ralahinn1. You want to be a shape shifter or a warrior mage too.
Yes, I want to become powerful eventually, but first we have to complete this mission, I guess I am the leader?
For now. I have got the rank of "loremaster" already, but Dazed Knight owes Merlin a favor, so, I will be your most obedient servant
Yes, this was going to be fun....
Just don't hold me back
Never, my love

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
How old are you anyway, 12?
-_-.My lady, how dare you insult me, age is but a number...
Merlin spoke at that point
Don't spend half the evening insulting each other. I must go now, I have other things to attend to
Mom says you got to take out the trash
That reminds me. How old are you, Merlin?
-_- Old enough to start issuing demerrits and add monsters to your quest. Bobby, how many times have I told you to go play your own game
Mom says I can play this one too, so Stfu, bahahaha

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Merlin followed the ranger
I will be back later, you are to start when ready, there are those that will help you along the way
I don't even know why you like this game, it is for sissies
as Merlin's Grrr faded in the distance...
So, I guess the first thing we do is look for a way to get weapons and surplies
Pretty much I guess. I think I know someone in this village who can help us, or we can rough it and beat things with sticks and small magic until we level up.
I followed Nameless until he met his friend...
Hey dude, can you set us up with N00b supplies, we are going to do the cerveza quest
Don't " dude" me...you owe me for last time...wait, who is that angel behind you, do you mean to supply her? Is it really a girl?

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
The stranger ran past Nameless
Sup, Babe, you got a bf in game?
Oh no, not one of these games:(
Leave her alone, jerk, she's mine
let her answer, she's not 12, is she?
You will not take this one from me, she is to be mine>:(

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
I tell you what, she can either go out on a date with me, for supplies, or we can fight for her
I am a level 5 shape shifter and a level 8 loremaster, I can kick your butt
Uh, guys?
%#&&@***you
well this escalated fast
you son of a...
Hello Girls

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Mod!!!!!!
Running does no good, you know that. Both of you have been punished for excessive cussing before. What shall I do with you?
Uh, Hello?
You poor child, on the cerveza quest, and stuck with these two already. I am wondering if I should give them a warning this time or bring in one of the" gods" to decide what to do
Aye, sir, I will give them a stern warning though
Let them off with a warning, and tell Varnex I said to supply this party, no charge, this is the weekend, they amuse us, also tell both of them to leave the girl alone

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
The"god" gave us a gift
Not the red shirt!
This is Lieutenant Jones, he will be in your pocket until you need him, then, when you come across something you can't pass, bring him out and run past it. Jones will do the rest
Thanks, I guess
Good luck, and don't forget to buy a gift card at any of your local rl stores, and tutorials too, this is a big world,you should get the latest info on changes to the game
Maybe I should go back to playing my old games?
Ok
We take the game seriously, read the Tos and stay out of trouble. If those kids do anything to offend you, press the select button on your controller and report them.

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
After a while, Varnex and Nameless came back
but what if she wants to be my friend?
And you must supply this mission at no charge. And both of you are to leave the girl alone.
I am sorry. It was immature for me to act like that. I will try to act my age. I hope you will forgive me, ral.
Will you tell me your age;)
You first;)
You are right, lol, age is just a number:). I forgive you, this time, we got to work together

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
*Grumble* I became a merchant to earn gold but how can I do it if I have to give stuff away?
I will bring you back something special from the mission, this time for real
ralahinn, you are my witness, please make him come back here with something good.
I will, believe me. I won't scam you
and so Varnax packed supplies
You might want to stay at the inn in the village tonight, it is getting late.
Maybe a good idea, since we are just starting out, it would not be good to travel at night...order us seperate rooms( unless ral would like us to be in just one^_^)

 

And so Nameless spent the night alone
by ralahinn1, 2-11-14

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Next Morning
Ok
Hi, Varnax packed our supplies and you have the " gift" so once we talk about the mission ahead, we can get going.
It didn't take long to leave the village behind
I kind of remember this place, there are more quests here than the Cerveza one
It's quiet, that usually means trouble
Naw, too early, most of the trolls are still in bed
I hope you are right. I am not a good sworder yet

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Suddenly-
You have made good progress. Have you told her yet?
No, I was going to take a break a little while first.
You best prepair her, I will meet you on the other side of the valley
ral...my dear, do you know what a "camper" is?
Suddenly, there was a chill to the air
We are coming to a valley where our first real trial is. These campers are looking for a certain prize and will do anything to gain it, but don't worry,I will protect you.
What kind of monster is out there?

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
We walked a little farther, and stood above a valley. There was no sign of anything.
I may have to change my form to protect you.
I will do my best to fight with you, just tell me what is down there!
Then I saw them.....
Sup
Sup
there were only a few at first, but more staggered up the hill. Nameless changed form
Too late, they know we are here. It is the n00b zombie army, looking for females. You run, I will hold them here
Oh teh Humanitee!

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Do you have a BF?
ral, run, get through the valley to Merlin, I will be fine.
They were surrounding him. I ran, I had to . I knew this was the only way to escape n00b looking for GF
I will meet you with Merlin!
I soon found out ehere the wizard was
Excellent, you have passed the first test
but....what about Nameless?

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
I was still worried about Nameless
What about Nameless, Merlin?!
Aww how sweet, you worried about me.
How did you get away?
The only way I could. I told them there was a " Big Bang Theory" marathon on. I think I cleared the server
They will be back soon, and in greater numbers... my dad ordered a Pizza, so I have to go, I suggest you leave this forest too
Have no fear, Merlin, I will continue to protect ralahinn

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Merlin left us again
ral, before we go on, I need to teach you some magic. I know you want to be a sworder, but even they use heal spells
ok
bring up the mini tutorial about shape shifting, we will travel as animals a while, we can travel faster
ok
after reading the instructions
You even make a beautiful cow...we could make some beautiful mooosic together;)
Lol, you are funny, Nameless

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Nameless led us to a few forrest owls who advised us on how best to travel, and gave us a sidequest, which Nameless accepted,to deliver a box to the Owl king
It won't take us too far out of the way to deliver it, and we both will get "Wisdom" points added.
Cool. Can you tell me how long we will travel as cows though?
After we cross most of this field, we should make it to another inn. I think we can change once we get there. If we are lucky, we can find out where the Owl king is too. Let's run^_^

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
We were not the only ones traveling that day, but the people we saw were more or less peaceful. We minded our business...
It felt natural to be traveling with Nameless, he traveled at a quick but leasurely pace, so I could view the scenery. Soon we were at the village
No thanks
Yo, dude. I have anything you need, just ask. I can get work for your woman too
I kept quiet until we went in the inn
Eat up. At least we aren't on trail supplies yet
You are doing a good job being my companion, thanks

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
I decided to hang out with Nameless in the bar for a while, not knowing that there was a chance that the quest may have been in danger
Do you like me, ral?
Sure, you took some getting use to, but I like you
Thanks, it has been a while since I played this game. There are too many people that want to hurt others here
Really? The zombies were weird but I didn't see any real trolls
I hope you never do, ral. I'd like to stay and dance or something, but I got to go, sorry, I will see you in the morning
Good night, Nameless

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
Somewhere...
We just got another threat, they say they will hack the game for publicity
I don't think we have anything to worry about
But are you sure all the upgrades we made recently are stable, I don't want what happened 5 years ago to happen again
It won't, the leader of the last hackers was arrested. We made a welcome package for the Game when it was fixed, no one will hack it again

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-14
And they say no one can hack into the game again
We can, we will. It is time for this Game to end. There will be no welcome back to the game this time, let us start attacking
I woke up in the game to find things had changed
What is going on?
Technical problems, we are trying to fix it
What can I do
Look for your group. Try to keep playing the game, we have to keep the servers working or they will crash

 

by ralahinn1
2-12-14
Why do I look like this, but you look good?
We had to put a lot of items on low res to save the servers. As a god I always have to look good
But sir, I am not a hacker, I am a level 3 dragon with a prime account
The low res is affecting everyone. Pardon me while I deal with this hacker
Suddenly, there was shouting
(* Oh gawd, 3rd party developer...go find your friends, girl, we will fix this*)
Hey, we need to talk! I have a bunch of content that needs loading, but everything is bricked!

 

by ralahinn1
2-12-14
hey girl, wait a minute, I have a gift for you
Ok, thanks
* Just because this is a "bacon companion" does not mean anything
We gonna be great friends
Well, I know someone going into inventory when we get out of sight
good luck, and enjoy
Ok, thanks again

 

by ralahinn1
2-12-14
Somewhere-
I really don't feel so good about this
You not going to back out are you, I need you for this
I don't want to end up in jail, I want to be a programmer
You won't end up in jail, how can they find us?
Is there anyway you can let me out of this?
You will have to talk to him yourself. I know if you do leave he does not want to be implicated,you should call him, I guess

 

by ralahinn1
2-12-14
I want out, I am not good to you like this
I wish you thought about this before we started the program. Is Donny there with you? Put him on
Yo
Fix this Donny, either calm him down or send him on a trip, either is fine with me
I will do what I can sir
You better. I have a lot invested in this now, if we can close the Game we will gain much. Call me again when you have this fixed

 

by ralahinn1
2-13-14
Merlin, is that you?
Yes, have you found Nameless yet?
Sure looks like it
Here I am, this seems to be my only avi that works right, don't tell me someone is hacking the game again
Yes
ral, is that you?

 

by ralahinn1
2-13-14
Hope so, we got a good welcome back package last time
So,Merlin, do you think they will shut down the servers to fix it this time?
You mean this has happened before?
Yep, but the It gods should get it fixed. I'd rather have a hacker play with the system, than a parent come in demanding some content be removed
I am an adult, I have seen nothing wrong so far, it is a fantasy game
Oh my sweet, innocent ral

 

by ralahinn1
2-13-14
Remember when that church group protested outside the New York Headquarters?
Yep, the game makers had them arrested for harassement and sued them and won, few know it, but that Npc"footsie" is based on the leader of that church
Footsie?
Be happy, you won't see him for a while
Suddenly, other people approached
Can you move along now, we need to do some clean up here
Good news, we have stablized the Wizard Village , at least for now, and are working on the arcade, so you can play mini-games

 

by ralahinn1
2-13-14
No, but it is on the list
Awesome , bro, I am a wizard, is teleportation up?
Guess we walk then, what could happen?
brrrr, famous last words?
Good luck, don't worry we got this
There, Nameless, I will say there are your" famous last words" bahahaha

 

by ralahinn1
2-13-14
We started walking
The tech said something about an arcade?
Not up yet, he said. When you level up enough in the main game,with missions and sidequests you get a key to the arcade room in the villages. There you can play browser versions ...
We started walking
... of the usual copyright infringement 2d sidescroller games of other game makers that are put into this one to kill time. I will let you use my key, until you get your own, we can have guests
waste of time
We started walking
...like this game?
you take that back !

 

by ralahinn1
2-13-14
Somewhere-
Greetings, I have called this meeting because an Exec from the Asia Division is coming in a few days, and I feel there are some things we will need to go over.
First of all, his last name is Wang, so if you want to laugh,do it now. Also Dr. Marsh in Psych has offered to do some training on the Asian culture so you do nothing offensive.
It might be a good idea to remove things that might offend from your work spaces, and wear suits for a while too.
Oh Mahn...

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
I said, take it back!
if you are going to fight, I am going on ahead, I am tired of this drama
They both ran up behind me
Sorry, you are right, we don't need to fight each other
ral, don't leave me here!
I have never walked it before, I started the game as a mage, I always teleported
Ok, lets go on... how far is it to the city?

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
I moved so Merlin could lead
Any monsters ahead?
Not sure, I have read the guides, but with the hack, who knows if it is accurate anymore, then there are player groups who might take advantage of the original hack, too
You may be right, fiy on then Nameless, let us know if you find out anything
I could fly ahead, I think our biggest worry would be the Glitch Clowns
Glitch Clowns?
A group in the game that found a way, not to hack exactly, but to exploit parts of the game because they believe the game is more fun if they do it. Nameless used to be one, but decided to leave.

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
If they violate the rules why aren't they banned?
Don't know, some people say that it is because the "gods" uses them to test things for free,others say that if they cleared all the glitchers out the game would die
Somewhere ahead...
Wow, I knew it, they would be on today...
Well, well...hows it hanging Nameless?
I've been ok, what about you?
Busy, you know us
we can't have our usual fun though, because some jerk is hacking the game

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
I would think you'd be happy for the hack
Nope, we will get blamed for stuff we didn't do
All we want to do is play with a few bugs, they act like we want to kill this place
Maybe one day who knows. Right now, I just want to earn some " level ups". You know, see what I can do without glitching
Why don't you come back, Nameless, you were a master

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
I know, thanks. I am taking a few people down to Wizard Village, the techs say it is stable
You know you will always have a home with us
Maybe we should go along too
No, let's go where they came from, maybe the "gods" can use our help
Good Idea, I will walk with you until I meet with my friends, then you can go on to see if the " gods" will need you
I hope so. Even if they don't need us, I hope we get something good out of the hack. Hard to glitch items sometimes

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
Nameless met up with us again, and the Glitch Clowns moved on to where the " gods" were working
Why do they look good?
They glitch, some have prime accounts too, so they get priority on the servers
Are they the only glitch club?
No, the best. Almost everyone glitches, if they know it or not, the Clowns are the best though
Oh yes...H-8
Either the Clowns or H-8

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
Somewhere-
Good to be home, I could sleep a week. I will have to settle for a few beers and bed though. I will have to check with the techs later , act like I care. I am just too tired now to really
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door, and someone screaming to be let in!
I'm coming, wait a minute
They are going to kill me!
Lord! I'm calling for help, you sit, I'll get us some coffee. You just rest until they send someone.

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
Sometime later...
Did he tell you who did this to him?
No, he passed out soon after he came into my house. I guess he got mugged.
I hate to seem unsympathetic, but I would rather it be a mugging than connected to the hacking
You think it might be because of that?
Sometime later...
I hope the media doesn't assume that. I hope whoever did this get's caught
I hope we find out what is going on before Wang comes.

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
Somewhere-
Hello, I am Bill Edwards, Channel 3 news, and I would like to talk to you about what happened to your employee, Charles Hill
You don't have to say anything , sir
I'll talk, but stand by, we need to talk too.
Later...
...and we have no real motive as yet for this crime, the police suggest that everyone take extra care while walking in the downtown area

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
...everyone take extra care while walking in the downtown area.
Oh Crap!
He got away from my guys.
You messed up big time, Donny.
Fix it, or there will be someone else in the hospital before the night is out
Oh man-oh man - oh man, how can I fix this?

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
Somewhere-
I guess first thing I should do is leave, before the police come and question me, then I should call in a favor....
Finally, We made it to the Wizard Village-
Good to be home, and look, I am back to " normal"
Me too:). I guess it is only here though
Come with me ralahinn, I will show you the arcade
Not yet Nameless, we should find someone to let us know what is happening right now, and see to getting rooms

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
I hope you can still supply us for free
I am glad you guys made it here, shiz is getting serious outside the village, I had to come here too, the local shop keeper is letting me help in his shop
np, dude, have a little faith
I hope you still remember to get me something good
Varnax came over to me
Thanks for being so nice:)
Ahhh, the lovely ralahinn, a bright shining flower in the heart of chaos.

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-14
I hate to break this up, but there are things we have to do Varnax
...
Ok, have fun
And so, I must go, but I will try to visit you later...
Follow me, the head Warlock, or a god should be around here somewhere...
I hope it's a god, the head Warlock doesn't like me

 

by ralahinn1
2-18-14
No one likes you Nameless
He has been of much use, my lord
Take care who you trust , Merlin
My thoughts exactly
The gods recently sent me some information. I will share it with you
Forget this quibbling my lord, I am here to find out what is happening to our world

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