All comics by NooniePuuBunny

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by NooniePuuBunny
4-16-05
There ya go! I even painted the carpet for no extra charge! That'll be $50!
Moral of the story: Never hire FrozenBrad to paint your living room.
*slam*
Erm.. Ma'am?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-16-05
Dum de dummm... *zip*
Yesirreee I'm studley in these...
Sir? Could you please...
So, what do you think?
I think I'm banning you from the store for not using the changing cubicle.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-17-05
Captains Log: Stardate... who gives a rats ass...
We've been adrift for weeks since that surprise attack near Margarita IV. Whats left of the crew is starving to death.
They aint gettin MY bird though... The Captain may go down with the ship, but it says NO WHERE he has to starve with his crew.
I dont like the sound of this...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-17-05
Dang that is one ugly looking alien.
Ugly ugly ugly. Looks like his momma beat him with the ugly stick.
And he smells too...
God, what an ugly little child...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-17-05
What the hell IS that stuck up there...
Buddy, you dont want to know.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-20-05
I've always wanted to see Japan.
The sites. The smells....
Dude, I have a hardon.
And authentic hentai!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-20-05
Well?
Are you gonna buy or not?!
Those are awful prices.
I just cant see buying a box of thin mints for $20.

 

Remember kids: Never leave me in for more than 6 hours to reduce your risk of toxic shock syndrome!
Moh!
by NooniePuuBunny, 4-25-05

 
by NooniePuuBunny, 4-28-05

 

My life sucks. It couldn't possibly be any worse...
by NooniePuuBunny, 4-28-05

 

Frank always knew that only evil could come from his eating of the bowl of demonically possessed beans, but he was never prepared for this kind of abomination.
by NooniePuuBunny, 4-28-05

 

Roger had eaten the chocolate on the floor 10 seconds too late. By failing to observe the 5 second rule, he had passed on into eternity with one fell Swoop®
by NooniePuuBunny, 4-29-05

 

Dear God, that old crusty woman over there is wearing bright orange pants and a hooters shirt...
Damnit, Noonie! I cant take you anywhere!
by NooniePuuBunny, 4-30-05

 

GET OUT OF MY MIND!
Not until you give me a cookie!!!
by NooniePuuBunny, 5-04-05

 

The sake will be $5.
by NooniePuuBunny, 5-04-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-05-05
DANGER DANGER EXPLOSION IN T MINUS 5 4 3 2 1
Tobor! Whats the matter? What explo--
*splurt*
Gakk--
SORRY! TOBOR TRYING OUT NEW JIZZ WARNING SYSTEM!
I'm going to dismantle you with a sledge hammer...

 

Lemmie put it this way: skits where teenage girls eat peanut butter out of each other's armpits in the audience of 14 year old males should not be glorified with a bible verse.
by NooniePuuBunny, 5-09-05

 

Hrm.. maybe if I parry left and dodge right and thrust in with the squeaky toy...
by NooniePuuBunny, 5-13-05

 

After finding his brother neck deep in sin and women's underwear, he knew he had to destroy the evil before it spread any further.
by NooniePuuBunny, 5-23-05

 

It was in that moment, Zoe planned her revenge for the now infamous "Flagpole" incident.
Oh come on! 15 years isnt that bad! And the senator did say he could see his house from there... Thanks for takin the heat for me, btw...
by NooniePuuBunny, 5-24-05

 

Once again, Captain Scurvy dealt with the shame of having only a 3 inch scabbard.
Arrr... Ye may have a bigger sword, matey, but its not yer size that counts.
by NooniePuuBunny, 5-24-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-03-05
I tell you way of spiritual truth! You must chant to the Goddess many times like this:
bali lama lama lammma bali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammma
And then you must make puti on my face and rake my Shakra for many pleasure in way of Kama Sutra!
Eww! Keep your Hairy Krishna away from me!

 

Yay! Its a crotch!
by NooniePuuBunny, 6-05-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-13-05
When Ah wuz yer age, my paw'd take ya over his knee when ya did sumthin wrong
He'd take a hickory frum a WEEPIN WILLOW n' whup ya sumthin feirce
A'course, when he would, it'd wrap around yer BUTT a few times 'n he'd have to detangle ya after each hit.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-15-05
*blam* OMG The president has been shot!
Should we go help him?
Nah.

 
by NooniePuuBunny, 6-23-05

 
by NooniePuuBunny, 6-23-05

 

Lama Lama Lama Laaaaama!
by NooniePuuBunny, 6-23-05

 

Welcome! You have mail!
by NooniePuuBunny, 6-26-05

 

Up next: Eternal marathon of "Full House"
by NooniePuuBunny, 6-26-05

 

Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!
by NooniePuuBunny, 6-26-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-06-05
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *randomsexnoisesandchanting*
SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN
FUCK ME IN THE EYE SOCKET!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

 

All those in favor of the snail world theme for Vacation Bible School, snore loudly.
*SNOOOORK!*
by NooniePuuBunny, 7-12-05

 

Last call.
by NooniePuuBunny, 8-01-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-14-05
I'm back!
You've been gone too long... and you know what that means...
Err, yes...
*mpfhh! Grhph*
Hehehehe

 

General, I think we have a slight problem here...
by NooniePuuBunny, 8-21-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-27-05
Hey, Joe! Whaddaya know? Just got back from a rodeo show!
Hey, Renee. Whaddaya say? I'm really feeling gay today!
Hey, Michele! What the hell? Cmon down and sit a spell!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-03-05
Does this look better on?
On what? On fire?
Do you think this makes me look fat?
No, it makes you look preagnant. There's a difference.
What do you think goes with this better, the perky pink shawl or the watermelon ascot?
Doesnt matter to me... either way that dress makes you look like a friggin whale!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-03-05
Hi there! My name's Mew. What's yours?
My name is Enuch.
What an unusual name.
Its biblical.
Your master is an athiest, why would he call you Enuch?
Because he had me castrated as a puppy.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-12-05
I've heard some people call Choad a flaming homo. Biggest. Misnomer. Evar. I've seen higher flames on a lighter.
But all kidding aside, Choad is much like a tomato...
...most people dont even realize he's a fruit.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-15-05
Hi. I just recently became an enuch thanks to your facility and I was wondering if my donated testicles found a good home...
YOU GAVE THEM TO WHO?!!
HEEEEY LAAAADY! I GOTS NADS ON MY FACE!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-19-05
Tell me, Brad, was there some sort of higher purpose involved when you first concieved the idea of Stripcreator?
No, Barbra, I created Stripcreator so that people could make obscure jokes about cornholing robots and random objects falling out of dead facists' asses.
Oh.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-21-05
Hey, wench! Where's mah dinner!
You are such a sexist pig.
You think because you have a penis that you have the right to lord your penis over women...
But you're nothing but a penis-man! A big sexist penis-man!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-21-05
So than Ah says to him: "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitrons by themselves!"
Haha!
Get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-28-05
Hey Mr. Mew Mew, I learned a new trick! Watch This!
*censored*
OK, That was just wrong!

 

Noonie Puups Bunnies
Errr... Miss Noonie, are you okay in there?
I'll be out in a minute, the rabbit didnt quite agree with me...
by NooniePuuBunny, 10-03-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-12-05
You! Voman! You like dee Vish?! It very shiny, make good floppy fun!
Err... no thank you-
Dee vishy very fresh. Much fun to play vith. Make good partner for dee lonley girl... You buy?
Thats okay, I really must be---
Cmon! Vee vill play vind dee vish! I promise not to stuff it in my pants dis time!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-21-05
Now, My little beauty, it is time for you to conquer!
RAAR! FRANKENSTEIN CONQUER YOUR ASS!
fuck.

 
by NooniePuuBunny, 10-22-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-22-05
That looks like a very nasty case of fishhand. You'd better head down to sick bay and see Bones...
DAMNIT JIM! I'M A DOCTOR, NOT AN ICTHYOLOGIST!

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