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by NooniePuuBunny
10-01-03
We start our episode today just as T is telling Nuunie a hidden fact about his real origin...
Nuunie, I have something that I have been hiding from you for the past 3 years you've been my friend!
Hiding something, eh, T?
My name really isnt T Bates...I'm not related to the serial killer Norman Bates and I'm not even human!
Really? Then who and what are you?
I'm really...Lucifer's Nephew, Ray! And I was sent from hell to corrupt you!
... somehow...this doesnt surprise me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-01-03
Sooo...if you were sent from hell to corrupt me, why havent you already?
The only reason I got the job was cause I'm the CEO of Hell's nephew...Gimmie a break!
...
I'd rather surf the net anyway...its more fun than poking charred people with a stick drenched in lemon juice and coated with salt.
Lemmie guess...Your sin is more procrastination than anything...right?
I love this place. In Hell all we get is a 28.8k connection!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-03
Well, since you've found out what I am, I might as well offer you a job in my uncle's business
Ehh...I'm really not that interested.
If you become an employee, you get a full benefits package, complete with health insurance, free internet, and a cookie.
...
A cookie? Really?! So tell me more about this job position....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-03
And so...the deamon and the deamon-wannabe start their long trek to the entrance of Hell!
You have to fill the application in person. I'll have to take you to the entrance to hell.
Great! Lets go!
Meanwhile...The Frankenstein Monster is visiting the scenic Smoky Mountains in Western North Carolina
Ahh! The beauty of the Appilachian Mountains! Warm climate, beautiful flowers... *sigh*
Git offa mah laynd!
You know you're steriotyping your entire reigion and culture, don't you? Or do you even care?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-03
*walk*
YAAAGH! Deamon!!!!!
...
RUN! ITS A DEAMON!
Maybe you should keep a low profile...
Good idea...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-03
And so...The two continued their trek...
Are we there yet?
no.
And so...The two continued their trek...
Are we there yet?
no.
And so...Nuunie changed her clothing style 3 panels ago by beating up a hippie and taking his clothes.
Are we there yet?
Damnit I said no....Woah...when did you change your clothes and animation style?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-03
Finally! Nuunie and Ray make it to the entrance of hell!
Finally...we've made it to the entrance of hell!
Thats good. My feet were killing me!
I'll run off and get your application!
Note: Severe paranoia depicted by a deamon may be too intense for some audiences.
0:)
Were you making faces behind my back? I thought I sensed something odd...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-03
And so...Nuunie waits as Ray fetches her an application to be a deamon in hell.
*blinks*
Want to know how I got down here, my child?
I wish he'd get back.
3 guesses...c'mon!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-03-03
And so, Nuunie waits as Ray fetches her an application to be a deamon in hell.
*blinks*
Hey there! Guess what's under this kilt!
I REALLY wish he'd get back...
3 guesses....c'mon!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-03-03
And so...Nuunie waits for Ray to fetch her an application to be a deamon in hell.
*blinks*
Guess where else I've got a peircing!
And so...Nuunie waits for Ray to fetch her an application to be a very impatient deamon in hell.
Damnit, Ray, you'd better get the hell back here!
3 guesses...c'mon!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-03-03
And so...Nuunie waits for Ray to fetch her an application to be a deamon in hell.
*blinks*
Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!
And so...Nuunie cracks as she waits for Ray to fetch her an application to be a deamon in hell.
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!!!
:*(
Damnit! Where the hell is Ray already?!
No one ever likes me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-03-03
And so...Ray (Lucifer's Nephew) finally returns with the application.
About damn time!
I've got your application.
You left me here with all these weirdos...
Sorry...Cerberus was happy to see me.
You left me here with those weirdos for over an hour so you could play with your dog....
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-03-03
Nuunie has finished filling out her applicaton and is now ready for testing.
You must now take a basic adult skills test in order to qualify for the application process.
great.
I'm Ms. Farenwinkle and will procter over your test.
Say...werent you my first grade teacher?
....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-03-03
Nuunie takes the incredibly easy adult basic skills test. She finishes within the first 10 minutes of the 50 minute span.
Geez...I'm finished already and I've got a full 40 minutes left.
Your score: 1000
I am soo bored...
Printing Score
...
I know, lets sing a song!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-03-03
Meanwhile, in the office region of Hell...
Hmmm...I'll print...this picture...and that picture...and ooh!....thats a pic of Wolfwood!!!! *continuously clicks print button*
More pics of anime...south park versons of wrestlers...and more anime...and Yu-Gi-Oh manga pictures! *continuously clicks print button*
Oh Nephew! Would you happen to know why my printer is suddenly out of toner and theres a stack of 500 pictures of random anime, manga, and wrestlers?
umm....nope!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-05-03
Back in Hell for the Interview
You have passed the entrance test with a perfect score, so now you qualify for the interview.
great.
I must say, we have never seen scores like that before!
Weren't you my high school chemistry teacher?
...What the hell does that have to do with anything?
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-05-03
As Nuunie waits for her interview...
...the last thing I remember is some punk girl beating me up and taking my clothes...then I wound up down here...
Funny, just before I got here, I mugged some hippie and took his clothes...
I thought I recognized you, you little punk-arsed biotch!
GAK!--
Funny how those silly metal fold up chairs can easily go through someone's head like that...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-05-03
Nuunie makes it to her interview with minimal casualties...
Soo...I see my nephew reffered you...
Yep.
It seems you have a lot of aptitude! Your resume is full of evil potential! So...do you have any questions about our firm?
Weren't you my 8th grade health teacher?
I also see you have a very short attention span...
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-05-03
After Nuunie's interview, Ray is called to his uncle's office
Nuunie seems to be a little too bright and cheery dont you think?
No no! She's just a little over excited!
While she was in the lobby, she was drawing cute little bunnies with the blood of that hippie she killed.
Erm...worshipping false gods to further pad her background?
You were surfing the internet instead of corrupting her, werent you?
I offered her a cookie to get her down here...that was trying wasn't it?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-06-03
Lucifer decides to take a chance by hiring Nuunie...
I've decided that I should give you a chance at working for my firm...now this is... a... and I expect...
I wonder if I left the clothes in the dryer this morning...I think I'll draw more fuzzy stuff on the walls here, they're so plain...
blah blah....and there will be challenges blah blah.... blah..... yadda yadda cookie yadda yadda....
Oooh...thats a cool looking bug crawling across the wall...
...which will become the greatest mistake of his life.
Now get out there and make me proud of my new enthusiastic employee!
*noddles* Umm...you betcha!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-06-03
Nuunie gets her first assignment on her first day as a deamon...
Okay...your assignment is to torture some innocent bystander here in the mortal realm.
K..easy enough...
Hi there kid...I'm your friendly neighborhood deamon...and you know what? You'll never reach your dream goal of becoming an all star basketball player...so :P
WAAAH! :'(
...and bombs...
Boy! that was just uncalled for...she's downright cold...
You're tellin me!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-07-03
Back in Lucifer's office...
Okay...lemmie explain the usual procedure. Torture involves scarring people for life by shredding or burning...NOT CRUSHING THEIR CHILDHOOD DREAMS!
But look at it this way...by the time he's 15 he'll have seen 30 psychiatrists and be so bitter, he'll be part of your legions in no time.
You are missing the point...we could get sued for childhood trauma damages! Our insurance doesn't cover that!!!
...damn.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-07-03
Nuunie has been given a second chance...
Hey! Wanna hear something cool?
Sure.
*waves hand*
YAAAGH!!
That was the sound of your flesh burning.
....you suck!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-07-03
Back in Lucifers office...again...
Nuunie..you are supposed to flay HUMANS alive...NOT ANGELS!
...plus a dose of ADHD
I could get into serious doodie with You-Know-Who for that...
hehe...doodie
You are seriously trying my patience...
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-03
Nuunie tries once again to corrupt and pillage the world as a deamon...
Join the legions of darkness or this city will be destroyed!
Never! Do your worst!
*waves hand*
There....happy now?
Not like I care...I don't live here anyway...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-03
Back in Lucifer's office...for the third time today!
You destroyed an entire town...for what? The soul of ONE PERSON!!!
oops?
I've had it with you! It's only been one day and you've screwed up three times! You're fired!!!
Well poo.
And YOU! You've done an awful job! You're fired too! You are a disgrace for a nephew! I send you out to corrupt someone and you bring in that walking disaster area!
Fine...the mortal realm has a faster internet connection anyway...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-03
Banished to the realm of mortals, Ray has yet another secret to divulge...
I still didn't get my cookie...
Umm...Nuunie...I have something to tell you...I lied about the cookie...
Really now? That dissappoints me... *waves hand*
YAAAAAH! IT BURNS!!!
:) I feel better now...
Damnit...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-03
Okay...so what now?
Now, we have to find me a new body to take over because SOMEONE thought it was funny to set me on fire...
You made me mad...
*sighs*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-09-03
Nuunie beans an innocent bystander with another metal chair to retrieve a body for Ray (whose body she burned two comics ago...) to possess
GAK!--
Okay...this body should be perfect for him...
*drags body* I hope he doesn't mind the hole in his head where I whacked him with the chair...
Nuunie...for the record, daemonic possesion can only occur with a LIVE, intact person...
You should have told me that before I put the chair through his head...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-09-03
Meanwhile...The Frankenstein Monster is having an interesting discussion with an unnamed psychotic 21 year old...
...and when they find him...his body has been gutted and there's a famly of rats living in his chest cavity...so...how'd ya like my script?
You know what?
What?
You are an extremely screwed up individual...
heh heh...I know...Hey! Wanna hear about my knife collection?!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-09-03
I can't believe you portrayed me in a comic as a psychotic raving lunatic obsessed with gore, blood, death and knives!!!
Wait...I take that back...
*blinks*
I can't believe you portrayed me in a comic!!
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-10-03
Nuunie meets the unnamed psychotic 21 year old.
Can I borrow you for a second? My friend needs a little help.
sure.
Back in the destroyed town...
I brought a live one!
Finally!
Boy...you do need help...
YOU BROUGHT ME THAT PSYCHOTIC WEIRDO?!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-10-03
Ray explains why he can't take over the body of the unnamed psychotic 21 year old...
Oh come on..he can't be that bad...
He suffers from severe insanity...is mind is so twisted, it can't be twisted anymore...even my uncle is scared of him...
I'm not suffering from insanity! I'm enjoying every minute of it!!!
...
ick! He does seem off balance...WAY off balance...
Get him out of here and find something else...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-10-03
Meanwhile...back in the real world... (again)
You have a typo in the last comic...Instead of "His" in the first panel you have "is"...
I know...
And in the first comic featuring the side-plot with the traveling Frankenstein monster, you misspelled "stereotype" and you misspelled...
CAN'T YOU ENJOY SOMETHING WITHOUT POINTING OUT EVERY FLAW?!
no
...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-10-03
Nuunie works on trying to get ahold of someone for Ray to possess...again...
Saay...wanna meet a real live deamon?
DUDE! Thats my lifelong dream...
Seriously?
Of course! Who wouldn't want to meet a deamon?! I'd like to just shake his hand...
He doesn't have hands...not anymore at least...
...dude

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-03
Nuunie succeeds in finding Ray a body to posses...
Dude! Are you seriously a real live deamon?
...Where the hell did Nuunie dig you up from?
Aren't you gonna shake my hand?
I'd love to right now, but as you see, I have no hands...
Thats true...Can I at least have your autograph?
Well...at least he's a nice empty vessel...empty-headed anyway...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-03
Ray has finally possessed someone and can now roam the world freely again...
At least now I can walk around...but is this the best you could do?
He was only one of two that was crazy enough to come with me...
Who was the other one?
...
I have many good points....most of them knives...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-12-03
Tired of those stubborn grass stains?
I am so tired of those stubborn grass stains on your clothes, Mikey!
Then try KA-BOOOM all purpose cleaner! It totally incinerates all stains on clothes, walls, houses, skin, and leaves a fresh charcoal scent!
WOW! Those grass stains are gone! And my house is completely devoid of all those greasy spills! Thank you, KA-BOOM!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-12-03
Well...since we're both exiled from hell, time to find a new job...
I think thats the least of our worries...
Just behind them...
*throws knife* damn squirrels!
Why didn't you tell me that freak was following us?!
I thought you wouldn't mind...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-12-03
Don't worry, Ray! I'll get rid of him for ya! I still have some demon powers left!
heh...lets see you get rid of me...
*waves hand* Burn you psychotic freak!!!
... What the--?! You're not dead?!!!
Don't you watch movies? Evil NEVER dies! NEVER!!! heheh hehehaaahaha hahhahaha!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-13-03
In the local Community College's computer lab...
Okay...lets see...here's a job for a waiter for that new fancy restaurant in town...
Check for any tech support while you're at it, wouldya?
...why don't you do it yourself?
There's no sprite of my char sitting at a computer in Strip Creator...
Good point...lets check up on the tech positions then...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-13-03
Meanwhile...in beautiful Palm Springs, The Frankenstein Monster has met another new friend...
And he said...like...totally...
*sneaks away*
and Amber, OMG!!! What a ho, she just, like, and...
he was totally like, totally....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-13-03
At Delfanso's, the new fancy pants restaurant, Ray (who has changed his name back to T) is having fun with his new low-paying job...
That was the worst service I've ever recieved!
Yes, Sir. I apologize, Sir.
Just for that (and because the only reason I'm rich is that I'm a cheapskate) I will only give you a penny tip...
Thank you, Sir...
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Sir...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-13-03
On the phone...
Tech support, J speaking!
J, this is Nuunie. This computer you told me to check out exploded when I tried to boot it up...
Still on the phone...
Well, let the fire crew take care of it and just go off to lunch then. I'll see you at 1 o'clock, K?
Alright...bye... *hangs up*
sigh...
*sizzle crack spark*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-13-03
...and I just can't figure out why it won't boot anymore...
The problem with your computer is that you've glued your CPU onto the case of your computer and put a slice of cheese in the CD drive...
I swear it was like that when it came!
...right...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-13-03
At Delfanso's...
Alright...Its time to pick up my check.
Check? You mean as in actually getting paid for your work?
Yeah...the whole reason I allowed you and your snotty customers walk all over me like a doormat...
Well...erm...new slaves...*cough*...I mean, new employees get paid the second week after they start...
You mean I gotta work another week before I'll even see a dime?
Oh, you mean you're actually expecting money?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
*huff-puff* There! *pants* I've finished running scans on all 500 computers in this lab via sneakernet!
...
...
Didn't J tell you? The intern finished doing that this morning!
*collapses to the floor sobbing*
I think I'll leave you alone now...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
Meanwhile, The Frankenstein Monster is visiting in beautiful Scotland...
Gotta luv this beautiful Scottish air, eh?
But it is a mite drafty under my kilt. Being a tourist and all, I didn't know if real Scots wore underwear...
*sneaks away*
...so I kinda did without. Hooo! I think that icy wind just groped me!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
Back at Delfanso's...
Waiter! There are snails on my plate!!! Get them off immediately...
But, Sir. You ordered escargo...That is snails cooked in garlic butter.
...oh...eww, I don't want that! Take it away and bring me some calamari...
Very well, Sir...
After a return trip to the kitchen...
Waiter! This plate you brought me has a squid on it!!!
*sighs*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
Back with Nuunie in Tech Support...
I couldn't find any problem with your computer...Word opened just fine...
I couldn't get it open! I even made sure to aim the mouse at the screen...
... I think I've found the problem...
SEEE! I TOLD YOU!
The problem resides between the keyboard and the chair...
:'(

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