All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
8-22-06
You know what the funniest thing that ever happened to me was? I set up a channel and ajs joined. And I kicked him. and he had autorejoin on.

 

by bencomic
8-23-06
<Fungahhh> one time i was listening to goa trance and my dad's girlfriend came up to me
THIS SOUNDS LIKE DISCO
...i guess
DISCO IS NOT MY THING
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ROCK, ROCK IS QUALITY MUSIC
<Fungahhh> and then she walked away

 

by bencomic
9-17-06
I saw a chick yesterday. She had a rack you could mount a server in.
Steve Irwin's favourate TV show as a kid was Captain Scarlet, but he'll allways have a place in his heart for Stingray.
Terri Irwin is suing a major sunblock company for failing to live up to it's promise and protect against harmfull rays.

 

by bencomic
10-10-06
am i gay or are my novels?
'both' is not a valid answer
both. both are gay
both

 

by bencomic
10-13-06
on achewood:
I get the feeling that in real life Chris Onstad is one of those guys that is so smart it annoys you
i get the feeling that he's probably a fucking loon, and like he seriously thinks they're all real.
nuero he's a Stanford graduate, he must have gotten something right
well HITLER graduated from yale. no seriously he did
...no he didn't. that's stupid.
for being so stupid, it's awfully TRUE

 

by bencomic
10-13-06
nuero i've read Mein Kampf. he doesn't go to Yale. stop being retarded
he went to yale after that
:(
and then he released his sophomore slump, Mein Pinkerton.
shut up.

 

by bencomic
10-20-06
dave2: done comic 'bout me
using stripcreator
without registering!
what are you saying
Alt+PrintScreen LOL
I... I don't know what you're saying

 

by bencomic
10-21-06
hey fucks. hey you stupid fucks
hi zamros
hey
listen here
fuck you

 

by bencomic
10-21-06
OK
fuck you and fuck you. fuck you all
fuck you people
fuck you! FUCK
SHIT FUCK YOU DICK SUCKING FAGGOT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKERS
how are you?

 

by bencomic
10-21-06
... i'm doing alright. how bout you
could be worse
awesome

 

by bencomic
11-13-06
man
these two total BABES are sitting next to each other in this class right now
they should go to the front of the class and get naked and start touchin' on each other
what class are you in
the american presidency: a survey
yeah probably not then

 

by bencomic
11-23-06
i'm just looking at rear of G U Y S
*rest

 

by bencomic
12-01-06
* Dos has joined #rawr
I see you're no longer a doctor...
have you decended, or assended?
have you gain navada, and achieve godlyness?
* Dos is now known as Dr_Dos

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
oh geez shit i need a doctor :((
bbl
* MadTom has left #rawr
* Fungahhh waves bye-bye to MadTom *sniff*

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
i wouldn't mind taking it from a chick with a strap on
i'd be pretty turned on actually

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
Exophase, you're kidding me.
About what?!
You deleted the old OS X build because the fucking HELP wouldn't work?
I figured, if it was gone, you'd know to replace it.
Seriously don't even talk to me

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
Someone could come by and be like
I'm too tired for this bs.
"dude where's the Mac OS build"
And you could be like "what the fuck, fine I'll replace it"
But little would you know you'd be updating it. It's perfect.

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
Argh if you do that again I will actually murder you over the internet.
ajs dude chill out
I have to cherry pick the right files out, test it.
We already covered this.
It takes time. It's not a simple process.
But you'll do it because you're a sport.

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
You underrate the time involved :-(
Yes, you said 3 minutes earlier, if I recall!
YES
Three minutes and STRESS
STRESS DAMNIT

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
can we re-ban scorch please? he's up to his usual forum necromancy again
is that all you care about?
oh shit, you're right
sorry =(

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
everytime i come in here like
somebodys vicariously living out there surrogate-real-life fantasies thru abusing some internet character named 'scorch'
me, im going to get stoned and take my car to the car wash in about 20 minutes! its gonna rock
watching like 4 mexicans clean my car for me
bye, LOSERS

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
...until finally I stuffed jefferson back into the bunker, zipped up and walked away without washing my hands
I've not heard that euphemism before
jefferson is the personal name of my penis
named after the president, i guess
but it's so much better than johnson or spike or mealymouth

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
You know, I just kind of get around that problem by not naming my freaking penis
i named it when I was like 12 guys. I haven't refered to my penis as jefferson in about 3 years or so
AND NOW IT SPEAKS TO YOU
ITS HAUNTING CRIES CALLING OUT, "WHY, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME"

 

But I want the "record" (Meaning the people listening in #rawr) to know that I genuinely hate Nadir with all my soul, and that I'm not just hero worshipping Knightt.
by bencomic, 1-10-07

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
one day u Nadir,or i sould say Mad Tom,was walking down the street...
and all of a sudden an Italian Mafia assulted him and left him in the desert to die
and at night the mad tom wasn't dead yet,so he starded walking,but the he heard a howel,it was cyotes,they tore him limb from limb,rip is brains out,suck all his blood,and tore out his inteastines.
THE END

 

by bencomic
1-10-07
eura curious: what do you think of ben folds
ben folds is music for weepy vaginafaces
Ben Folds is neat.

 

by bencomic
1-16-07
i sit beside my boner, hands wrapped around the meat
pumping, everlasting
i think i stained my seat

 

by bencomic
1-16-07
do we get bonus points if we use both topics fungahhh
the topics are "hitler dying" and "hitler not dying"
it is impossible ...

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
* Coyote has joined #rawr
auhuahuahua i need to interrogate you guys moar
what
http://www.castlezzt.net/
tell me what you know about that site
why should i
out of sheer neighborhood friendliness

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
well, it's my web page
so i'd need to know more than that
OH SHI no way
ty?
why the inifinite void of nothingness?

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
why not?
because its driving me nuts! so many conspiracies...
are you serious
the guy who made that site is a fucking idiot and an asshole
he never makes any fucking sense

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
we noticed and we want to find him
who the hell is we
all he does is endlessly spout bullshit
he never shuts the fuck up
and he made a stupid website so he could fucking get even huger idiots like you to fucking fall for it

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
now fucking leave, we don't want to see you or hear you
why the fuck are you so angry
why the fuck are you such a tool
why are you here
were just fucking asking questions if you don't want to answer them no ones fucking forcing you.

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
i did answer you
i told you the whole answer to the conspiracy
congratulations, you win
but your forcing yourself too and its apparently our fault asshole
it is your fault

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
we just hate flimsy
and everyone else
youre an idiot
no, you
"we don't like him, he's an asshole" would've got the job done
then i couldn't have called you a fucking idiot and a tool

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
but then you would have kept asking
no i wouldnt
yeah you would
yeah ill take your judgement over my own decisions
brillient ass captain
brilliant

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
you'd have been all like "we are a coalition of gentlemen engaged in the deadly game of solving mysteries, pip pip"
"we were engaging in a rousing fisticuffs regarding the origin re: flimsy"
what the hell are you talking about
i'm going to be really upset if coyote is just flimsy talking about himself
that seems like something likely to happen

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
ha ha oh wow
ever heard of hostmarks and ip addresses? google it
they're quite amazing
hostmarks LOL
yeah you're really smart. we have a fucking technical genius in the house tonight folks.

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
hostmasks are easy to fake, and you can't see ip addresses through a whois
yeah well you're no smarter freaking out about nothing
no, i am smarter, because i'm not a fucking idiot
mmmmmmmmmmmm wow
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmm

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
* VgameT has joined #rawr
hey vgamet gget a load of this tool coyote
he came here because he's an idiot who believed flimsy, can you believe that
im soooooo sorry im suppose to automatically assume hes a bad person
usually pricks do that just like you, also freak out about a person who wanted to know a damn question

 

by bencomic
2-16-07
ill be sure to assume everyone is a bad person now
thanks for the advice
* Coyote has left #rawr
* Fungahhh[Away] waves bye-bye to Coyote *sniff*

 

by bencomic
2-23-07
crank, can i have MySQL/phpMyAdmin access
and shell access
i need to... do things that involve those things
zam you're probably joking and don't even now what those are
thats not true at all

 

by bencomic
2-23-07
ok, what's phpmyadmin
well, it's your admin
for php
no it isn't
it helps php... work...
that's the worst thing i've ever heard

 

by bencomic
2-23-07
well, i need it
go ask #mzx what it is
crank, i need to create and drop databases, create/drop/alter tables, delete/edit/add fields, execute any SQL statement, and manage keys on fields
do yuo know what any of that means
DUH OF COURSE I DO

 

by bencomic
2-23-07
what's a field
well see crank
databases arrange data as sets of database records, also called rows. Each record consists of several fields; the fields of all records form the columns.

 

by bencomic
3-21-07
I THINK I'M ACCIDENTALLY GROWING P CUBENSIS
thank god it's legal
my spores got out
send me some
no, it's illegal in the states, your country sucks
who cares send me some

 

by bencomic
3-21-07
fuck you. i am not a drug dealer.
it's not really a deal I'm asking for
I was asking for free drugs, in a joking manner, at that!
it's not funny to be propositioned for drugs, no matter what
it's a legal matter.

 

by bencomic
7-13-07
if they had ddr back then, i'd have turned out hotter.
i know. you're all thinking 'how is that possible'
just trust me

 

by bencomic
7-13-07
man, i had the weirdest fucking dream ever last night.
oh god :(
i dreamt there was a parrot that couldn't fly, so they taught him to play the drums and he was REALLY good at it, so he went on the news
his name was "salty", because he liked to be cleaned with salt.
i think i must have bought him or something because next thing i know he's sitting on my shoulder, playing some drums
tell me about your mother

 

by bencomic
7-13-07
see, you cleaned him by rubbing your hands with salt and stroking his feathers with it. he liked it
the weirdest thing wasn't the salt, but the fact that the first thing they do with a parrot that can't fly is teach him to play the drums.
did he use his wings or what?
no, he danced on top of the drums. bass snare bass snare bass snare snaresnare
i wonder if Salty would be good at beatmania...

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