i'll find out where you live, salty (part 1)

Author: bencomic

Date: July 13, 2007

by bencomic
7-13-07
man, i had the weirdest fucking dream ever last night.
oh god :(
i dreamt there was a parrot that couldn't fly, so they taught him to play the drums and he was REALLY good at it, so he went on the news
his name was "salty", because he liked to be cleaned with salt.
i think i must have bought him or something because next thing i know he's sitting on my shoulder, playing some drums
tell me about your mother