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by dcomposed
1-11-04
Hey, Jael made a comic. I wonder if she's still as annoying as she used to be. (before kitty replaced her)
h4w
You just called me annoying!
No I didn't!
meh. I am annoying sometimes.
I've noticed that sometime always seems to happen about once a month.

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
Hi Rabid.
Oh, hi dcom.
Why aren't you saying wangs?
...
AHA! It's me, Jesus!

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
I can't get my pudding can open!
AHA! It's me, Jesus!
Can you open my pudding can?
I forgot my can opener...

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
Ow.. my ass.
AHA! It's me, Jesus!
Rabid is really getting creative.

 

by dcomposed
1-12-04
Hey Pirate, there's two fishes hiding in this ocean somwhere. They stole Bill Gates and it's our job to get him back!
This is what I signed up for when I became an underwater pirate cop!
Then I'm going to sleep with your wife!
What?!?
A pirates wife for me!
Yar-har! Let's go get our Bill Gates!

 

by dcomposed
1-13-04
I'll take the one in the back.

 

by dcomposed
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
Here you go sir, a fresh batch of "wangs".

 

by dcomposed
1-13-04
Hi.
Well if it isn't Homo Simpson!
Are you calling me fat?

 

by dcomposed
1-14-04
Hey, let's fuck!
Not tonight, I have a headache.
Oh.
What if I just put an aspirin on my dick and you take it off with your mouth?

 

by dcomposed
1-14-04
So, dcom died, eh?
How ironic.

 

by dcomposed
1-14-04
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, there's a really mean duck going around calling people names!"
Ha, ha!
YOU GAY!
That's the duck you were talking about?

 

by dcomposed
1-14-04
What are you doing?
eBay.
Anything good there?
An electric butcher knife.
Who the hell would want an electric butcher knife?
Lazy serial killers?

 

by dcomposed
1-15-04
Okay Rabid, I'm finally ready to fuck you.
WANGS!!!
:(

 

by dcomposed
1-15-04
Hey, you wanna go get some food?
I can't, I'm watching my weight.
Oh cool.
I didn't know you liked horror movies.

 

by dcomposed
1-16-04
Hey, you're old! Buy me some beer!
I'm only 17, but I'll try.
You're such a good friend.
Friend is my middle name!
Will Friend Friend?
Uh.. yeah...

 

by dcomposed
1-16-04
Hey kitty, can I make a comic about you?
As long as you don't reference me directly.
Okay.
LEWL!!!
A Comic About little_kitty (aka Paige Bolton from Calgary) by dcomposed 01-16-04

 

by dcomposed
1-16-04
Hey Jimbo, can I make a comic about you?
Only if you don't call me Jimbo.
Okay.
What's DX's name again? Oh yeah, James Barron, I'm gonna start calling him Red!

 

by dcomposed
1-16-04
Hey Robert, what's your last name?
Smith.
Bob Smith?
Yes.
I don't believe him, I'm looking him up in the white pages.
35 results for "Robert Smith" in Orlando.

 

by dcomposed
1-16-04
Hey Jes_, who should I adress these naked pictures of me to when I'm sending them?
John E. S. Lawson.
Cool.
So how'd you think of using the name "jes_lawson"?

 

by dcomposed
1-18-04
And when the recpetionist said "Jim's Mowing", I said "oh.. okay.. I'll call back later" and hung up.
lol
Did you just say "lol"?
stfu n00b

 

by dcomposed
1-18-04
dcomposed, my psychiatrist says you're bad for my self esteem.
Okay, Rabid. I promise I'll stop reminding you of how much you suck all the time.
When?
When you're dead.
Ha, ha! You fell for it, dumbass. And now you're really never gonna get laid!

 

by dcomposed
1-18-04
Hey, does this make me look fat?
No.
Back to the drawing board.

 

by dcomposed
1-18-04
Hey, hotchick50187, still want to hook up?
Not now that I've read your comics.
What? Why?
Bye Rabid.
I'm so handsome. I wonder why she doesn't like me now?

 

by dcomposed
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
Wangs.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
AHA! It's me, Jesus!

 

by dcomposed
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
Let's go see korn!
They are so totally metal!!

 

by dcomposed
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
Think we should get our hair cut?
Pfft... no!

 

by dcomposed
1-19-04
[13:26:07] * Now talking in #stripcreator
(no kitty)
:(
[05:04:20] Closing Link: dcomposed[vic.optusnet.com.au] (Quit: lonely)

 

by dcomposed
1-20-04
dcom, I just want to let you know that I so don't want you.
That's cool.
Do you think he bought it?
Yes!
OMG! dcom is so hot!
I know!

 

by dcomposed
1-20-04
I came all this way for nothing.
Or did I...
mooooooooo

 

by dcomposed
1-20-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
Your mom.

 

by dcomposed
1-20-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
We better clean up this mess before your mom gets home.
Yeah, I never knew The Wiggles were so hardcore.

 

by dcomposed
1-21-04
Are those new figures in yet?
They just came in, and.
Apparently, we're extinct.
I thought I said no smoking inside.

 

by dcomposed
1-21-04
How's that project coming on?
It's coming on your mom.
Hey, it was junior wages, how does he expect me to act?

 

by dcomposed
1-23-04
AND DAMN YOU FOR THAT COMIC ABOUT ME! From nicejohnson :: 01-23-04 07:15am ( reply :: delete )
Now everyone knows that I like him.
What a dick.
I know, eight inches, can you believe it?

 

by dcomposed
1-23-04
nicejohnson: dcomposed, I am in love with you. Please let me just come over and prove it.
dcomposed: sorry johnson, I already told you I'm with someone else.
nicejohnson: Okay, I guess I'll just go offline then.
Thank god she's gone.
*ring, ring*

 

by dcomposed
1-23-04
*knock, knock*
Who is it?
nicejohnson
Thanks! But who are you?
nicejohnson
Yeah, I know, you said already. Who the hell are you?

 

by dcomposed
1-23-04
dcom, I came all this way to see you, now you have to make love to me.
Dude... you're 15.
What does my age have to do with anything?
No...
You're fifteenth in line to have sex with me.

 

by dcomposed
1-23-04
Okay, you've been waiting outside my house for three hours. I still won't fuck you, but I guess you can do my laundry.
YAY!! Wait, how long did you say I've been out here?
Three hours.
OH NO!! I'M MISSING LIZZIE MCGUIRE!!!
Damn kids.

 

by dcomposed
1-23-04
Come on dude, just reset the connection.

 

by dcomposed
1-24-04
I'm asiangirl1 for a reason.
Shit before the shovel?
But then you'd be first, your number two.
Shut up.
Prayer hater.

 

by dcomposed
1-31-04
omg dcom turn on cnn they are killing your family.
(not believing mAAk)
no dcom im serious just turn it on now while you still can, theres a guy with a mask stabbing your sister in the eye with a toothpick
Hmm.. you've said two things about it now, you must be telling the truth! I'll go turn on CNN.
i changed my mind turn on abc, youre on candid camera

 

by dcomposed
1-31-04
It sucks.

 

by dcomposed
2-01-04
Still want to fuck?
No.
I don't care, we're fucking.

 

by dcomposed
2-01-04
If I filmed myself having sex with two blondes, or even some fat chick and I was going to put it on the internet..
I'd have no compression and a really high res.
And a massive screen size.
And it would be 3mb.

 

by dcomposed
2-01-04
(doing important stuff)
knkx: hdb!
Oh no! The hdb! signal! I must stop the important stuff and answer.
dcomposed: hdb!
Now I forgot what the important stuff was.
knkx: hdb! is important

 

by dcomposed
2-01-04
I'm on a diet.
Why?
I gained a couple of pounds, and I really need to get it off again.
Oh.
I guess a blue blob's gotta look her best.

 

by dcomposed
2-01-04
nobodyfresh: omg y'all twiztid just quit psychopathic
Praise!
:(
nobodyfresh: j/k yall I GOT Y'ALL GOOD!

 

by dcomposed
2-01-04
Hey dcom, you should make a comic about us having sex.
Alrighty.
So.. where is it?
Finding something funny about sex is hard, unless...
Clown sex! kitty never let me do this!

 

by dcomposed
2-02-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...

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