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It's My Game S21 E8


	Say,doc, we have to talk about that "natural" supplement you put me on-


	?!

by ralahinn1, 5-20-17

It's My Game S21 E9


	Did you hear the biggest trend in men's fashion this summer is rompers for grown men called "RompHims"?


	Faaabuulous

by ralahinn1, 5-20-17

It's My Game S21 E10

by ralahinn1
5-21-17

"One second later"?


	Did it finally happen? Am I one of the survivors of an EMP attack?


	Is it my fate to wander this "new world" alone, in search of the things that once made us"human"?


	Nah, looks like it's 2017, and I just got lost in Detroit...

It's My Game S21 E11

Bill Cosby is in the news again -


	Zippidee doo dop- is it wrong to ask someone if they'd like a big chocolate puddin' pop?

by ralahinn1, 5-21-17

It's My Game S21 E12

by ralahinn1
5-21-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in- we have found the man that former FBI director Comey has retained for legal advice-


	We sent a team out to interview him-


	Sure it is unusual, but believe me, this is not the first time something was admitted into evidence written in crayon.

It's My Game S21 E13

And now a word from our sponsor-


	Hi, I am a "world known financial advisor". What's my real job you may ask? To throw out words and stories that may have happened to guilt trip or scare you into investing your money into my services

by ralahinn1, 5-21-17

It's My Game S21 E14

by ralahinn1
5-21-17


	Remember those sunny afternoons where we used to sit out with a nice glass of lemonade?


	Sure was a different time, a more gentle time...


	Here's your mail,sir.

-until the rum in your lemonade kicked in,and you started talking politics ... back then, we'd let it go after a while, and slept it off- what happened?


	Is there really that much difference between us and SJW's?


	We just talk smack, no one pays for our opinions, or a riot-then we sleep and forget it.Maybe those were "the good old days".

It's My Game S21 E15

by ralahinn1
5-21-17

There is sadness, as the curtain falls at the ending of over 100 years of the Ringling Brothers Circus-

Outside, someone cries into the night-


	Why, oh why must this happen?!


	Don't worry,dearie, I am sure the entertainers and animals will be well cared for.


	You don't understand, I work for an animal rights agency, with the circus gone-who can we bully now?!


	Oh dear-

It's My Game S21 E16

by ralahinn1
5-22-17

Sometime soon-


	As you know, Mr.Comey, we have called this special commission to see what you know about the relationship between Trump and the russians.


	I know something I won't tell-


	Mr.Comey, we have to get the information to find out what needs to be done next-


	I know something I won't tell-


	Would you tell us, if we give you a cookie?


	I know some-...may be...what kind?

It's My Game S21 E17

by ralahinn1
5-22-17

At a radio ad company-


	Hello, may I help you?


	I'd like to talk to the young lady with the sexy voice on the "ED"commercials.


	Well, in truth, it's not a young lady-


	Still, can I meet her?

A short time later-


	For me?


	....ok, sure...by the way, you doing anything Saturday night?

It's My Game S21 E18


	I wanted Connery

by ralahinn1, 5-24-17

It's My Game S21 E19

Sad but true-a recent plee proposal from a defense lawyer-


	My client may or may not have attacked your wife, but there is no need to bring this to trial-just beat up my client.

by ralahinn1, 5-24-17

It's My Game S21 E20

by ralahinn1
5-24-17


	I say, Percy, did you hear some libraries are offering "Drag Queen"story hour for children?


	I-I'm speech-less...

At another location -


	Drag Queen story hour?


	Faaabuulous!

It's My Game S22 E1

by ralahinn1
5-24-17

And now, a psa from IMG-


	Heroo, you know me as a famous hunter, an' wiv' all the pwepper videos on you tube, I decided to mwake one too-


	Consider getting your end wrorld supplies from a pet store- while others will be wraiding gwocery stores, you can get all the fish you want, tinned foods, and wabbits in peace-


	'corse, I jes' came today fer a new huntin' dog. Hopefully this one won't end up bein' outsmarted by a wabbit and end up as barbecue. Damn, that was a good dog-


	eat now?

It's My Game S22 E2

by ralahinn1
5-24-17


	Honey, what are you doing ? Come to bed-


	Hey there's a video on you tube saying the Japanese have a method to fight laziness -

-I don't have to watch it, I bet I know what it says-


	Get off you lazy azz,bum!

It's My Game S22 E3

by ralahinn1
5-25-17


	Look, ralahinn1's got 5.


	Say what?!


	^_^ Thanks,everyone!

It's My Game S22 E4

by ralahinn1
5-25-17


	Your imports are so nice, it must be cool to be able to get them with employee discount-


	Actually- most employees don't get paid...


	More work, you scurvy dogs! Or no gruel tanight!


	Yes, sir!


	Yes, sir!

It's My Game S22 E5

by ralahinn1
5-25-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, the 4th circuit court performed their usual razzle-dazzle showing that not all clowns lost their jobs like those at Ringling Brothers-


	Since they are standing against President Trump's "travel ban"you can blame them, if there is an uptick in terrorism.Let's watch the decision,as it happens-


	Nope


	Nope


	Nope


	Nope

It's My Game S22 E6

by ralahinn1
5-27-17


	You need to hurry up. I really need you on the field-I'm against making a commercial in game-


	I will, thanks, coach.

Ok,cue, we will edit later-


	When I'm not out on the field,I talk about my future retirement plans with this guy, world known financial advisor-

A short timr later-


	Honestly, I didn't think the finance guy would be dumb enough to start a discussion about the player's ex-wife and it would trigger a beating...guess his "retirement plans" are pretty set now,huh-

It's My Game S22 E7

by ralahinn1
5-27-17


	If you are over 40 and not dating, maybe you've put your happiness on a back burner-


	Bahahaha-what a guilt trip, been there, did that, got the teeshirt-


	Don't settle for being alone,join our dating service-


	Sure,and end up spending money, first for your services, then on some emotionally dammaged sack that was already married several times and lives on a couch in his underwear.


	Oh, so you have used our dating service before?


	Nope, stopped dating in my 30's after my bi-brother (now in rehab)"stole" the last man I dated. I learned about "happiness" after that^_^

It's My Game S22 E8

by ralahinn1
5-29-17

A small child's look at Memorial day-


	-for teh land of teh flea-


	-and the home of the nave-

A snowflake look-


	Soldiers micro-aggress me.


	They are tools of "the man".

What everyone should do today-


	Thanks

It's My Game S22 E9

Welcome to guess who got arrested-


	Today's celebrity guest is former champion golfer, Tiger Woods

by ralahinn1, 5-29-17

It's My Game S22 E10


	Good news, Tiger Woods, the check cleared, you're free to go.

by ralahinn1, 5-30-17

It's My Game S22 E11

by ralahinn1
5-30-17

And now a word from our sponsor -


	Hello, I am former golf champion, Tiger Woods, and I have a question for you. Have you tried Vicodin?


	While most brothers go to jail for weed, heroin, crack, or even getting drunk and driving, if you have money, and a script, you can get out of jail in hours.

Relax-it's Vicodin.

It's My Game S22 E12

by ralahinn1
5-31-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	Breaking news- A young man has gon viral on video after requesting a teacher change his grade-


	Actin News has made it's own recreation of the event-


	B!tch!I need a passing grade, Azzhole! Why u give me an F!


	*F stands for Fcker, and you are a dumb one. Buh-bye.**

It's My Game S22 E13

by ralahinn1
5-31-17


	Greetings, we are Anonymous-


	Except for putting out some people's possible personal information, and rounding up a few script kiddies to temporarily block some websites, and shown up at a few fake protests, what have we done ?


	You want to make a difference in the world? Volunteer. But make sure you work for people who do what they say they do. It's good to act anonymously ;)

It's My Game S22 E14

And now a PSA from Kathy Griffin


	Don't do drugs.

by ralahinn1, 5-31-17

It's My Game S22 E15


	If you are trying to get your friend's comics back, maybe I know someone who can help.


	Not if they work for ACME.

by ralahinn1, 5-31-17

It's My Game S22 E16

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, Scott Pelley no longer works for CBS Evening News-


	*Scott Pelley, if you are listening, come and work for Actin News(wink).**

by ralahinn1, 5-31-17

It's My Game S22 E17

Hmmmmm-


	Ever think most of the problems at Evergreen State College could be solved with coloring books and afternoon nap times?

by ralahinn1, 6-02-17

It's My Game S22 E18


	So,how is dis "legal" weed bidness gonna work in Maryland anyway?Do we have to do it from a skreet address, or a converted icecream truck, like Cheech n'Chong?

by ralahinn1, 6-02-17

It's My Game S22 E19

by ralahinn1
6-02-17

Here now, is a Special report from Actin News-


	Yes, it's true, we hired Kathy Griffin. The boss felt sorry because she lost jobs-

She's back in the kitchen right now-


	I'll show them, I will make something that even Chef Ramsey would be proud of!


	This just in, a local fast food restaurant may close after hiring Kathy Griffin.


	Health officials reported she was trying to serve up meat not fit for a dog.

It's My Game S22 E20

by ralahinn1
6-02-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, Manscape Man is teaming up with SJW-


	I wonder what Black Ninja will have to say about this-


	Yes, it's true, we have joined forces to rid the city of evil.


	What do yo think of this news, Black Ninja?


	It's a travesty, SJW was my B!tch, everyone knows it-

It's My Game S23 E1

by ralahinn1
6-03-17

Welcome to "America's NOT Talent"-


	Hello, you may recognize us from Actin News, but sometimes we host local programs also-


	Tonight, we have a celebrity judge deciding if the next act is not talented -

Take it away, Kathy Griffin, and former FBI director, James Comey-


	You and me against the world -


	Sometime it feels like, you and me against the world -

And now our judge-


	Well?


	Absolutely no talent at all.

It's My Game S23 E2


	Wow, first Romphim for men this summer,now there's news of lace shorts for men.


	Lace shorts for men? Faaaabuuulous!

by ralahinn1, 6-03-17

It's My Game S23 E3

by ralahinn1
6-04-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	In the future, new weapons may be used in the war against terror -


	Join us as one is tested-


	Run, the infidel is using a bacon canon!


	Greased up men? Faaaabuuulous!

It's My Game S23 E4

by ralahinn1
6-04-17

This is a special I-Team report from Actin News-


	We are here today with former FBI directoe, James Comey. Mr. Comey, we understand you are to speak next week at a Congressional Intelligence Commity, isn't that an oxymoron?


	You said moron, that's bad! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!


	What now, Comey?


	That mean man said"moron"

After a brief explanation -


	Come on, Comey, we'll go get ice cream, with sprinkles.


	Goody, I like sprinkles.

It's My Game S23 E5

by ralahinn1
6-04-17

(to the tune,Josie and the pussy cats-) Comey, and the democrats-


	Drat, Vlad, they found us!


	Oh, noooooo.....

they'r not just any brats-


	C'mon,gang, let's get them!


	roobe-rooo!

-mental illness, and old bats- Comey, and the democrats, Comey, and the democrats.Yeah ,Yeah ,Yeah.


	Wait for Nancy!


	N'uk,n'uk,n'uk

It's My Game S23 E6

by ralahinn1
6-05-17

Recently, in Virginia, they found that aliens have voted for the past 3 years(*according to Public Interest Legal.Org).


	Aiiii Chiwawah,it is an honor to vote in this country!

I guess unlike Baltimore, where the dead,pets,cartoon characters,and others are allowed to vote-


	You voting?


	Yes, my good man.


	Captain Sparrow? You voting?


	Aye.

It's My Game S23 E7


	I say, Percy, did you hear that some DC bars will open early tomorrow, for "James Comey testimony viewing parties"?


	Really? Guess you'd have to be drunk to believe that shiz.

by ralahinn1, 6-07-17

It's My Game S23 E8

AN IMG true story-recently a peahen walked into a California liqueur store and did over $500 damage -


	I was only lookin' for peanuts.


	Oh teh humanitee!

by ralahinn1, 6-07-17

It's My Game S23 E9

by ralahinn1
6-07-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in-James Comey, former FBI director,prepares for his testimony tomorrow -


	Actin News sent a team to interview him-


	Some people are saying you are going through all of this for a book deal, though you may risk prosecution for some of your testimony.


	A book deal? Can it be a coloring book?

Men came to lead Comey out of the room-


	The interview with Comey is over right now. Might I interest you in a few friendly games of Rochambo, to decide what"the public" should be told?

It's My Game S23 E10

June 8,2017- I was doing a little housework, when the song "Send In The Clowns" played on the tv-


	-and now give it up for America's newest variety show "Jim Comey's Comedy Hour"


	Oh hell no!

by ralahinn1, 6-07-17

It's My Game S23 E11

by ralahinn1
6-08-17


	Mr. Comey, tell the panel , in your own words, what happened-


	y-e-s, in your own words-

It's My Game S23 E12

by ralahinn1
6-08-17

-and now a word from our sponsor-


	Hello, I am the president, and recently, I have had a problem with, you know, leaks...


	Might I suggest adult diapers,sir?


	No, no, not those leaks-but thanks for your suggestion.


	We know what he means, right Private?


	Sure do, and we are working behind the scenes to fix this, so if you see something, say something.

It's My Game S23 E13


	I say, Percy, did you hear they are coming out with a "gender neutral"beer?


	Really? I thought once you got drunk, "gender" didn't matter anyway.

by ralahinn1, 6-09-17

It's My Game S23 E14

-and now a message from former FBI director, James Comey-


	So, now you know...I am a leaker-

by ralahinn1, 6-09-17

It's My Game S23 E15


	I be hearin' Kathy Griffin is still findin' trouble lookin' fo' work. I got work fo' her skank azz.


	Sure, her bein' a lez doesn't matter either, the money's still green.

by ralahinn1, 6-10-17

It's My Game S23 E16

by ralahinn1
6-10-17

Standby for Actin News-


	Sad news today, we are reporting the passing of iconic Batman actor, Adam West-


	While in modern times, playing the role of "Batman" has ended many acting careers, for Adam West, it was a pass of near god-hood, as he became an idol for thousands of baby boomers-

We sent a team out for a reaction-


	Back then, you knew who the "good guys" and "bad guys" were, now, meh, not so much...


	I want to be first to say this" Good bye,old Chum"


	Coffee and donuts? I'll buy, in his memory.

It's My Game S23 E17

by ralahinn1
6-11-17


	I say,Percy,did you hear Judy Garland's family dug her body up in New York, and re-buried it in Hollywood?


	Why?


	Good question.

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