All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
12-08-05
We celebrate the Winter Solstice and give homage to our King.
An Iron Pillar and Bronze Wall to Stand.
The Yule is a Solar Tradition.

 

by xxxenon
12-09-05
The Zoning Inspector of this Sacred site is coming today to check the Energy Grid System.
The Bronze Age and the Iron Age are going to play a significant part in the buildings Frame Work.
Can't we just go to Lego Land and Play ?
Metalworking plays a important role in Global Architecture.
Copper wire is buried beneath the ground to neutralize blocked lines of negative energy
What is all this Copper going to be used for ?
To generate the Creation Of Cash Flow !

 

by xxxenon
12-09-05
A man made grid Portal that can transport us to the Spiritual Plane ?
Astute Observation Tower where we can keep a ''Eye In The Sky''
What about the Great Pyramids Of Eqypt ?
It is time to activate The DNA Code ! Close your eyes and tell me what is it that you Envision ?
I see a Devine Child and it reminds me of the time I saw Bedknobs and Broomsticks. I decided I wanted to be a Witch !
Walt Disney ! This Changes everything POSITIVE

 

by xxxenon
12-09-05
The Earth is mapped out on a grid . A blue print of geometric points of intersecting (ley) lines.
Be careful ! some people consider this the Devil's graveyard like the Bermuda Triangle and Japan's Devil Sea.
What does that have to do with converting sunlight into electricity ?
Solar energy uses reflective material such as mirrors so things really heat up around here ! Have you ever heard of Scrying ?

 

by xxxenon
12-09-05
Holy Pentacle ! Where are we ?
We are in the vortex of the mind !
Scrying is when you gaze into the mirror and you can see past lives. It is also used to ''Reveal'' The Future !
Spike tv is hosting the 2005 Video Game Awards. Do you want to go with me to the after Party ?
Heat energy is converted into Electricity
Do you mean in the Flesh ?
No, in the Spirit !

 

A disappearing plane . Radio and Compass Interference.
by xxxenon, 12-10-05

 

by xxxenon
12-17-05
Scrying can be highly flammable especially if there is a burning passion for someone or something !
The fire station dispatcher said this was a 5 alarm fire ! What is your burning Desire?
''Blaze Of Light'' A national news cover story on Channel 3 Broadcasting Network !
Was this a Deliberatly set Fire ?
Hell Ya ! Arson is a Crime Of Passion ! Saint Florian the patron saint of Firefighters has a Medal named after him for his Bravery !
Holy Roman Martyrdom ! This calls for a Communion !

 

by xxxenon
12-17-05
Leaving the body is a state of dynamic consentration. Sorcery is the Craft !
The ''OCCULT'' is a Secret Agency Of Spiritual Advancement !
Protector Of Fire and Water, we salute your Faith !
''True Advertising''

 

by xxxenon
12-17-05
Yo Santa ! Here is my list and I am checking it twice I am trying to find out who has been naughty or nice.
Hey Kid ! that is my pick up line.Come over here and sit on santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.
That line doesn't work for me.My older brother told me that there is no such thing as santa claus and that you rent that suit and that you dont ride a sleigh !
You tell your brother he is a bad boy and he is going to get coal in his stocking !
He said that you were going to say that and that he would rather walk on coal than buy that ridiculous santa story.Your a pervert and you made up that story just so kids would sit on your lap !
WHAT ! I am outraged. Who the hell would let their children sit on a strange man's lap for a gift just so he could get his Jollies ?

 

by xxxenon
12-17-05
Please ! If you know any parent or legal guardian guilty of this crime contact your local Police Deparment !
A positive note ! Eminem is back with a brand new Rap, it is called ''Curtain Call''

 

by xxxenon
12-18-05
Saint Nick traded in his Santa outfit for Easter Bunny Suit
OK ! So I am not Saint Nicholas the Patron Saint of children,unmarried girls and sailors.
I am a over commercialized Catholic Church Ornament. At least I am not wearing a Priest Costume !

 

by xxxenon
12-18-05
I am having a teaching moment ! It is tradition that the Father of the Family may dress up as Saint Nicholas and reward his Children.
The ''Beatification'' is worthy of a Public Cult !
Thank you for joining me in the Christmas Parade. ''Communion Of The Saints''
When I heard that bread and wine was going to be served I could not pass up the invitation.I brought some of my cyber friends along to partake in the Fanfare !
King Of Terror
I love blowing the wistle on Hypocrites who hide behind their titles in the name of Jesus Christ !
Ya, it is called Machiavellianism !

 

by xxxenon
12-19-05
New World Order
Machiavelli was a brilliant strategist and psychologist !
''The Prince'' is every world leaders bedside reading material. It is ''Foreign Policy''
MAD Men
Name 3 people who have Machiavellian Attention Disorder !
Is that a Order or a Request ?
To be '' Lord Of The High Place'' A leader will make Slavery appear as Freedom
It Is a Order !
Hitler,Mussolini and Bush !

 

by xxxenon
12-22-05
Do you think George Bush shops at the 99 cent store?
Nah ! but he shops at Made In USA creating jobs for Americans
Ya, He is the Director of Merchandise with a destinguising name
Hymn ! Germany,Italy,and the United States are the Musketeers of Combat. Hymn !
I went to the 99 cent store tonight and bought a book called ''Where We Stand'' by Roger Rosenblatt . Tom Brokaw read it ! It is about ''30 reasons why we should love our Country'' !
Thats what we call ''Patriotic''

 

by xxxenon
12-28-05
If you had to vote for a Woman President who would you vote for?
Hymn ! Based on my understanding of Character , I would have to say Martha Stewart !
Ya, She is backed by popular demand.She may be bossy,but she gets the job done ! WASHINGTON
True Machiavellian Spirit !
Do you think she would ever allow her daughter to date a black guy ''Afro American''
No ! not unless they were wearing a ankle bracelet and were behind bars for life without Parole !

 

by xxxenon
12-29-05
WILD BOYS
Ashton Kutcher says the Punk is up to us !
Ashton is right up there with Viva La Bam and Johnny Knoxville !
Have you ever Punk'd anyone just to see a reaction ?
Ya ! the time I told you I had sex with your sister in your parents bed and you gave me a black eye ! That was a PUNK
Why did you tell me?
The black eye was the response I was looking for ATTENTION !

 

by xxxenon
12-31-05
Welcome to the Free New Year Tarot Card Reading Center
Pick 1 Card
Celtic, Love, Cross
Love is the freedom to choose a soul mate that is Inspiring,Energizing and Heart Warming !
The one who reflects your most Authentic Self and does not call you a garbage pail kid named waxy wendy as a Joke !

 

by xxxenon
12-31-05
Who are you?
I am Upperclass. You can call me ''Happiness''
I read about the rythem of nature and syncronicity but, what does this have to do with the Wheel Of Fortune ?
The card you picked 9 of Cups indicates healing and gratitude.You are a wanted child in the Universe !
So if I am a Wanted Witch what does that make you ?
The XXX rated Hypnotist !

 

by xxxenon
1-01-06
Hey Tooms ! How is the New Year ?
Besides the fact that some rat bastard leaked the Domestic spying program (NSA) to the public and I feel like there is a violation of my privacy. I am Terrific !
Eavesdropping marks the beginning of 2006. Dont worry ,it is a limited calling plan that monitors incoming calls to the U.S Outgoing calls are safe from Bugs !
What kind of Agenda is that ? I thought there were two sides to every Political Story !
Jan 1st quote ''If someone from al-Qaida is calling you,we'd like to know why'' Bush
Well ya ! but if you were calling somebody from al-Qaida or one of their affiliates would you want anyone to know ?
Trex ! ''Smart Thinking'' I wonder who thought of that brilliant idea ?

 

by xxxenon
1-02-06
Outgoing Calls
Ring a ling ling
Hello ! al-Qaida that was a great steak dinner you cooked up.I must say there is nothing like eating meat and potatoes before discussing our next Atta ====
Sneak Attack
I have alot of money riding on Game Theory ! All the proceeds will fund A New Band Of International Terrorists !
Mohamed Atta ''Ringleader''
What are we going to call the Band ?
Mohamad Men Of America !

 

by xxxenon
1-03-06
We just reached the Satellite Earth Station. A self governing Parlament in free association with ''New Spirit World.''
English common law where the Monarch is Hereditary !
Now I know what Paul Revere felt like when the British invaded New England !
YA, War is like a polo match between Aristocratic families and the kicker is the fox hunt at the end of The Game !
British Protectorate and a nice cold Samuel Adams ''Boston Lager'' to quench our thirst.
Atta=ck

 

by xxxenon
1-04-06
Hey Mister! Do you have a light ?
What do I look like a street lamp ? If your going to make it in this town,I suggest you supply your own night light Seeing Kit
Take it easy Buddy ! I just want a cigarette to calm my nerves.This is a Hostile environment for a baby to grow up in !
OH ! In that case here you go,you can have my ''Book Of Matches'' there is no such thing as easy street
That depends on what side of the fence your on.Do you know your Blood Type ?
Dude ! Dont worry about it !

 

by xxxenon
1-04-06
Hey Mister ! Do you have a light ?
I saw the light 10 years ago. Death Metal Rules !
Your hand gesture,is that some sort of social Signal ?
Yes ! It is called the two finger salute ''Devil Worship''
Do you know your Blood type ?
Type O positive is a Confident Leader !

 

by xxxenon
1-06-06
Hey Mister ! Do you have a light ?
Sweet Jesus ! The cell signal tracker can calculate the coordinates of it's target within a few yards by recieving signals from Satallites
Captain ! Whereabouts am I ?
According to the ''Book Of Revelations'' you are on Sidewalk 666 ! The Antichrist is said to arrive after the E911 call to the Star Ship !
Location Technology
Who is the Antichrist ?

 

Captain ! I have to Pee.
Can you hold it ? Twisted Transistor is playing KORN !
by xxxenon, 1-06-06

 

by xxxenon
1-07-06
I wrote a ''Captain Underpants'' comic and this is where I woke up,on a sidewalk without any parental supervision solving World Peace !
This gadget even shows SAT Scores !
Scholastic Achievement Award
KORN
The New Antichrist Generation !

 

by xxxenon
1-08-06
Spork ! The Antibody Of Christ has been examined and the results are out of this world.A new Blood type will rule the Earth !
The Blood type analysis kit will detect foreign bacteria and will kill germs on contact. True Love is just a pin prick away !
Thanks to the Red Cross we have found a cure for Aids
Nurse ! the antigen indicator light is on and there is a warning message to alert the public. Aids is a government orchestrated Epidemic
The rectal thermometer temperture reading is the only Source we can trust ! What does it say ?
No more Rubbers !

 

by xxxenon
1-08-06
My job as your Nurse is to stimulate the immune system and stop the spread of infectious disease brought on by mutating viruses !
I swear ! It is just a Wooping Cough
The Escort Service said you were willing to pay a hefty price for the Vaccination
I asked for a massage girl and a deep dish pizza without anchovies
Oh ! you'll get your massage after you pay the Blood Bank !
Forget it ! I will try another Treatment Program

 

by xxxenon
1-13-06
Hi ! Sister Ann . How was confession ?
Not so good . I was suspended from the congregation for being sexually explicit and for using fowl language in the presence of Mother Superior !
OMG ! What did you say and do ?
I changed my Birth name to protect the guilty,had a affair with a married man,tattood my virgin skin and sucked the blood of Christ.
Yikes ! What you need is a image consultant and a good publicity agent to clear your bad name.How would you like to do humanitarian work for refugees and be the 3rd world Ambassador ?
No thanks ! I would rather draw attention to the plight of the people than draw attention to myself GOODWILL.

 

by xxxenon
1-13-06
The United Nations wants another Mother Teresa to Spotlight so they can turn the political appointment into a 3 ring circus for Hollywood's Cash Cow.
I would rather be like Hester Prynne ''Scarlett Letter'' and be put up on a pedestal for a public display of humiliation than serve as a Patsy !
Do you agree with the slogan ''Dont Believe The Hype.''
Yes ! Adressing God is a humble expierence not to be confused with Media Mockery.
What does a Halo on my head Represent ?
It means you can start your own Orphanage !

 

by xxxenon
1-13-06
Orphanage !
Yes ! Adoption agencies are a booming Money Market and considered a charitable Organization.
3rd world adoption facilitators are famous for Visa Fraud and falsifying records of children to be adopted in the United States.
I see the choir has taught the US well and that we are very much like the children.We have not been abandoned.We have been enticed away from our birth GOD.
What can we do to help citizenship and immigration services save the Children ?
A Visa Application is a Start !

 

by xxxenon
1-16-06
Sister Ann ! Mother Superior told me you were using bad conduct infront of the parishiners.Do you want me to wash your mouth out with soap?
Ha Ha ! Thats a Good Sheperd thing to say Father.My mother use to say that to me when I gave her back talk. It must be a Catholic Affirmation.
Interesting point ! My mother use to say that to me when I gave her back talk.
My grandmother use to say that to my mother when she gave back talk.My great grandmother use to say that to my grandmother when she gave back talk.
Did you ever get a back hand across the mouth ?
Ya ! A mother's ring hurts like a Bitch !

 

by xxxenon
1-16-06
Hey Sonny ! your going to be my work out partner for the next few months.Granny needs a personal trainer to get her in shape for the annual Fox Hunt.
How do you feel about using marijuana for relaxation ?
Marijuana ! helps me stay focused especially when I cant think straight YES
Granny ! Why did you have me meet you infront of the White House ?
There was a drug raid at the gym and I needed to pick up some hashish for my brownies.The President told me to meet him at the Medical Marijuana Dispensary
I was just verifying Doctor's medical recommendations !

 

by xxxenon
1-18-06
MOM ! What are you doing out here ? Your suppose to be in the White House and where is your Bodyguard ?
I am taking a walk ! What does it look like I am doing ?
Your the President's Mother !
No SHIT ! I may be going senile but, I am not blind. We have important matters to adress like internal spying and espionage within the ranks of the FBI.
What do you know about Foreign Threats ?
I gave birth to a Political Opposition Leader !

 

by xxxenon
1-18-06
The FBI data base has been tampered with and secret files have been exposed to the enemy.This is not the time for you to take a leisurely Stroll.
Come join your mother in the walk for Fame ! I am having a bake sale to support the troops and organizing a charity called SAM.
Uncle Sam is a governing Entity.He is the IRS.
Yes ! Dear this is a tribute to His cause and will save the foundation of the Constitution ! Support America Made.
MOM ! Have you been smoking Pot ?
Damn SKIPPY ! That is my Civil Liberties.

 

by xxxenon
1-22-06
Mom ! I prefer to call myself a Republican Party Disciplinarian.
Cock Fighting ! Badger Baiting ! call it what you want but, just remember I am The Master Of The Foxhounds.
Fox Hunting is a ''Blood Sport''
Oh Dear! that sounds so Barbarious.
Can you think of a better name ?
''Social Ritual''

 

by xxxenon
1-23-06
Hi Wendy ! Thank you for teaching me about the Aristocratic History Of England. I was going to quit school until you gave me a new perspective on Life
And they said...You would not amount to anything now look at you your the one collecting the money for the Fox Hunt. I believe we can call it our Graduation Cap.
Congratulations ! for being employed as a Huntsman and for being responsible for directing the Hounds.
Thanks Sam ! What do you have to say to those who want to steal our game ?
Bloody SAM of hostile fire the enemy taken down upon the Wire !
Equestrain Skills !

 

by xxxenon
1-23-06
The course of the foxhounds is in Trustworthy Hands !
So what your saying is that we are the volunteer secretaries in charge of the Books.
We have to hire a Whippers-in.
I think I know the perfect person for that Role.
Finally, a legitimate Job !

 

by xxxenon
1-24-06
Who is Samuel Russell ?
Is that a trick Question ?
You know your never suppose to answer a question with a question.If you answer the question correctly our organization will pay for you to get porcelain Veneers
$ 20,000 Dollars !
Opium Wars : Pirate Flag : Canton,China
Yes ! We want you to be part of our Network to further advance your Career.
Ya ! they flew the Pirate flag on their ships as they smuggled drugs for the Brittish Crown from Turkey To China.Russell and company had ties to the Perkins Opium Syndicate in Boston the year 1823.

 

by xxxenon
1-24-06
Granny ! Monster Plants are in town at the convention center.Would you like to give a speech about the positive effects of Cannabis ?
Hemp - is - sphere
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha
My Dear ! would you like to join me for some magic crumpets and Englsh Breakfast Tea ?
What are we going to do for Art & Entertainment ?
Smoke a bowl !Watch Bounty Hunter and Rollergirls ! Sister Mary Jane is the best Jammer in the League DOG !

 

by xxxenon
1-25-06
Mr. President. I have the names of the 15 Juniors being picked to replace this years Senior Graduating Class.
This is as exciting as watching the Miss America Contest.
The Fraternity will take a vow to keep Sexual History Of The Elite Men Secret.
Well , it is not like we lie naked in a coffin and recite The PentHouse Forum.
We have to avoid scandalous gossip with malicious Intent.
Porkbarrel pornography seeks to avoid offending members of a different Social Group.

 

by xxxenon
1-30-06
Happy New Year ! Dog.
Ya, thanks to the Chinese they dedicated a whole year to tracking the scent of Weapons Mass Destruction.
So you must be the champion English scent dog ''Foxhound'' I ordered from the Stud Book.
Ya, I am from the Doggy Bible Of Pure Pedigrees. I have less than one sixteenth of out cross blood in my ancestory and am considered Pure Breed.
A miG-31 Foxhound is the most capable Russian Air Defense Interceptor Stunning !
The Chinese agreed with the Russian Federation to build 700 of these magnificint beauties and it is projected by the year 2010 at least 200 will be Deployed !

 

by xxxenon
2-09-06
Do you have a Dentist of your Choice ?
Yes ! Tufts Dental School.
Why would you pick Tufts ?
When I was a kid the Students at Tufts University put braces on my Teeth and I trust they are the Best Job In Town.
How Did you get Here ?
Took the Red Line Train to Washington St walked thru the Combat Zone past all the Peep Shows and X-Rated Movie Theaters ?

 

by xxxenon
2-09-06
You saw the darker side of life as a child. The Red light district was a dangerous area in the 1970-1980 Era.
Yes ! It was a seedy part of Town for Adult Book Stores and Street Walker Prostitutes.
Would it be fair to say that it was a eye opening expierence ?
Yes ! especially on one occasion I SAW a Foster Sister who was no longer living in my group home hanging out at the Combat Zone with her baby in a Stroller Soliciting Sex.
Trick Question
Would it be fair to say that your Role Models were of Rich Quality ?
Poor Baby !

 

by xxxenon
2-09-06
Would you consider yourself a Fighter ?
Yes ! A Fighter For Child Rights and Protection.
Child Welfare System
What do you want to be when you Grow up ?
I want to be a Child Rights Activist for Social Services.
Who do you want to Meet ?
I want to meet the ''Jolly Rogers'' Attack Squadron for the U.S. Navy ''Bones''.

 
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by xxxenon
2-10-06
Do you think you are exclusively concerned with your own being ?
No ! My Comic Strip is a selfless act of self actualization in hope to discover who I am !
Who are you ?
I am a Warmonger just like you and every other victim of circumstance on God Forsaken Planet Of Fear and Death.
Based On Insurance Codes Of Ethics you are ''Principally At Fault'' Unsafe For Society.
I pay over 7,000 dollars a year for Insurance. Health,Dental,Life,Auto,and Renters. Where is the Respect ?

 

Respect ! You have to buy an Election for that Royal Regard.
by xxxenon, 2-10-06

 

Well it's a good thing I have low Self Esteem I would not want to put the President out of Buisness.
by xxxenon, 2-10-06

 

Very Truely Yours ''Claims Adjuster'' HAHAHAHA
by xxxenon, 2-10-06

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