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| Mr. President. I have the names of the 15 Juniors being picked to replace this years Senior Graduating Class. | |
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| This is as exciting as watching the Miss America Contest. | |
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| The Fraternity will take a vow to keep Sexual History Of The Elite Men Secret. | |
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| Well , it is not like we lie naked in a coffin and recite The PentHouse Forum. | |
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| We have to avoid scandalous gossip with malicious Intent. | |
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| Porkbarrel pornography seeks to avoid offending members of a different Social Group. | |
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